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04-10-2010, 07:36 AM
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#101 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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When I shower, I only put soap on my face, pits, and crotch. Everything else is rinse only.
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04-10-2010, 10:31 PM
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#102 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul  And do you?
I think that's way beyond the norms of just being "clean". | It's just a pasttime, and if I have something to do, I'd do it first. It's not like it makes me uneasy in any way
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04-10-2010, 11:01 PM
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#103 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Originally Posted by SpuGen And I hate people who don't put thier chopsticks parrallel with the top of thier bowl or plate.
I HATE people who just jam it in the food.
I think it's just a manners thing though. But fuck. | I used to put my chopsticks on top of the bowl or on the plate the bowl was on, until a friend told me it was rude to NOT put them inside the bowl. A bunch of friends and their older family members have since told me the same thing.
Same reason I hold my chopsticks pretty high - just trying to fit in with the tradition....
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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04-11-2010, 12:02 AM
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#104 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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when out in public and someone around me sounds really sick and they sneeze/cough i sometimes hold my breathe so i don't inhale the germs haha
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04-11-2010, 01:10 AM
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#105 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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Originally Posted by cunninglinguist When I shower, I only put soap on my face, pits, and crotch. Everything else is rinse only. | do u mean like never or u still soap/wash/loofah ur whole body once in a while. ur feets, behind ears?
if its never, im sorry but i find that extremely dirty.
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04-12-2010, 07:39 AM
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#106 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by asahai69 I cant shit anywhere other than home. only if it was a complete emergency and there was no way to make it home, then ill shit in other peoples toilet. i remember a couple years back i had to take a dump at our family friends house. instead of going there. i drove 20 mins home. took a deuce. and drove the 20 mins back. lol |  I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF  I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go
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04-12-2010, 10:18 AM
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#107 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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I don't like the sight of other peoples' bare feet.
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04-12-2010, 10:25 AM
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#108 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Originally Posted by hotjoint I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go | Exactly! Grow a pair of nuts you fucking pussies!
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04-12-2010, 02:41 PM
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#109 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by hotjoint I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go | I guess a lot of people nowadays are germaphobic.
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04-12-2010, 03:04 PM
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#110 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul I guess a lot of people nowadays are germaphobic. | I love shitting at work.
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04-12-2010, 03:35 PM
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#111 | | manage the cap you say????
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Originally Posted by hotjoint I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go | what the fuck? LOL
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04-12-2010, 03:40 PM
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#112 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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I drink strawberry milk cold and chocolate milk warm only. When I walk, I try to avoid stepping on the cracks on the side walk. When I take a leak at home, I never do it standing up (no chance of splashing/splattering,etc). I have flushable wet wipes at work for the washroom. When I wash my hands, I always leave water in my left hand, so that I can wash my right hand off after turning the faucet off.
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04-12-2010, 03:44 PM
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#113 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by sonick I love shitting at work. | me too. i love getting paid for taking my time while shitting.
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04-12-2010, 04:01 PM
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#114 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by sonick I love shitting at work. | I wouldn't go as far as to say I LOVE taking a crap at work, but I certainly have no qualms about doing so.  | |
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04-12-2010, 05:15 PM
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#115 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by hotjoint I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go | i like the comfort of my own throne at home. i need to sit down for like 20 mins and enjoy the experience. i can get alot of messaging done within that time
plus whey protien and taking a shit isnt exactly nicest smelling thing in the world. lol
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04-12-2010, 07:00 PM
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#116 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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i take fast craps. when i say fast, i mean 3-5 minutes on average. i have some frds who take like 10-20 minutes for a crap, wtf do u guys do in there?
i know some people read magazines and all that crap inside the crapper, but wouldnt it be nicer to read it somewhere else? maybe over a cup of coffee?
heres my guide on how to take fast craps :
1. walk into washroom
2. take off pants
3. crap
4. wipe
5. put on pants
6. book it
???? HOW LONG CAN THAT BE
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04-12-2010, 07:14 PM
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#117 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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but when you take fast craps you have to go when the "moment" is there
still have to wait until it wants to come out
like people go to church every sunday, i have to take a crap every morning religiously
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04-12-2010, 07:20 PM
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#118 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by oniyou ???? HOW LONG CAN THAT BE | 1 minute.
dump and go.
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04-12-2010, 07:22 PM
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#119 | | degenerate extraordinaire
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^ for a good 7 years I was like that but then somehow recently I haven't had the urge in the mornings
Today I was talking to a girl in lecture and she has 2 pens out for writing our papers, I asked to borrow one and shes like... ok and immediately goes and looks for another pen. Apparently she has this habit of switching pens half way through.
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04-12-2010, 07:48 PM
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#120 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks
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04-12-2010, 08:24 PM
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#121 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Originally Posted by asahai69 ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks | Only recently I realized that the personal crapper can be very peaceful and a time to meditate. I'm usually playing "Action Hero" or "The Game Of Life" on my iPod though.
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04-12-2010, 09:19 PM
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#122 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by asahai69 ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks | yeah, can't relax on revscene also, it's a gang war between members vs trolls.
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04-12-2010, 10:03 PM
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#123 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by oniyou i take fast craps. when i say fast, i mean 3-5 minutes on average. i have some frds who take like 10-20 minutes for a crap, wtf do u guys do in there? | 3-5 minutes is already long for my liking... I like to be in and out in under two minutes. Quote:
Originally Posted by hirevtuner but when you take fast craps you have to go when the "moment" is there
still have to wait until it wants to come out
like people go to church every sunday, i have to take a crap every morning religiously | I don't get that... I would only go when I need to go.
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04-12-2010, 10:18 PM
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#124 | | Douchebag Lover
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-I'm pretty superstitious about some things, but I try to keep that under-wraps. I've been known to have a black cat cross in-front of my car, which resulted in me taking a "new" route to my destination.
-I think I put to much faith in fate for some other things, usually results in shitty results, haha
I'm having a mental block right now, but I've definitely got more to add.
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04-12-2010, 10:20 PM
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#125 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by asahai69 ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks | Speaking of crap. Am I the only one who listens to his ipod while on the shitter?
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