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LiquidTurbo 04-20-2010 07:50 AM

25 Ridiculous Inventions
 
Source:http://www.elistmania.com/still/25_r...tions/showall/

1. Baby Toupee
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...aby_Toupee.jpg
Because it's never too early to make your child feel like Donald Trump.





2. Doggles
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...um/Doggles.jpg
I think my dog will hate me if I make him wear these.





3. To Do Tattoo
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art..._Do_Tattoo.jpg
What's wrong with writing the list on a piece of paper?





4. Motorized Cone
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...rized_Cone.jpg
Some people are just too lazy to rotate their cone when eating ice cream. Hence, the motorized cone. Genius, right?






5. Wine Glass Holder Necklace
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...r_Necklace.jpg
How do you walk with this hanging from your neck without spilling your wine?






6. Inflatable Toast
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...able_Toast.jpg
Some of us are so unfortunate that we don't have big lunch bags. In fact, there are some of us that have no lunch bags. Thankfully, we have inflatable toasts that we can just stuff in our back pockets.





7. Infant Hand Pillow
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...and_Pillow.jpg
Okay, how freaky are those things?






8. Time Beam
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art.../Time_Beam.jpg
Or you can use your watch. That's cool, too.





9. Paper Email
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...aper_email.jpg
Wow, there's even a BCC field!







10. Spaghetti Twirler
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...ti_Twirler.jpg
Another wonderful product for the guy who can't rotate his own ice cream cone.







11. Plastic Wishbone
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...c_Wishbone.jpg
Why? I have absolutely no idea.






12. Tandem Toilet
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...dem_Toilet.jpg
Will save your marriage and the environment. But like I said, no thank you.







13. Half Deck
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art.../Half_Deck.jpg
I have always found card games boring. I feel that these will definitely make them more interesting.







14. DVD Rewinder
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...D_Rewinder.jpg
How I was able to live years watching DVDs without a rewinder is beyond me.






15. Pratone Grass Chair
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...rass_Chair.jpg
You pay more than $14,000 for this. I think I'll just go and sit on my yard.



16. Finger Plate
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...nger_Plate.jpg
I wish they'd come up with a diamond-encrusted one to match my couture gown.







17. Global Warming Rug
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...arming_Rug.jpg
Now that is just depressing. Especially because I'm sure the polar bear will be terrorized by my cat.






18. Lap Pillow
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...Lap_Pillow.jpg
If girls can have the boyfriend pillow, lonely guys can buy this.






19. Dribble Glass
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...bble_Glass.jpg
Because normal glasses are just so boring.





20. Wrist Phone Carrier
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...ne_Carrier.jpg
Can you find anything more chic than that thing?








21. Immersion Scarf
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...sion_Scarf.jpg
Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.







22. Boyfriend Arm Pillow
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...Arm_Pillow.jpg
credits: www.pollsb.com
I don't know about you but I would be creeped out with this on my bed.







23. Flatulence Deodorizer
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...Deodorizer.jpg
Apparently, this is VERY useful.








24. Beer Bra
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...m/Beer_Bra.jpg
This is in production. I will be okay with this if they come up with a refrigerated beer bra.






25. Pillow Wig
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...Pillow_Wig.jpg
I think I'll choose coffee over this.

Kaiten 04-20-2010 08:34 AM

good stuff. a lot of messed up shit out there.

vision87 04-20-2010 08:51 AM

Theres no way the DVD rewinder can be an actual product. Who would be stupid enough to actually buy one

hotjoint 04-20-2010 08:54 AM

hahaha some of the shit is hilarious

AzNightmare 04-20-2010 09:28 AM

lol. tandem toilet :lol

PinoyDrifta 04-20-2010 09:33 AM

wtf ahahah those are some of the most dumbest things i have ever seen

Presto 04-20-2010 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vision87 (Post 6914923)
Theres no way the DVD rewinder can be an actual product. Who would be stupid enough to actually buy one

The DVD Rewinder is a gag gift that they sell at Think Geek.

twitchyzero 04-20-2010 09:38 AM

To-Do List tattoo :thumbsup:

but the rotating fork would be useful..i've seen it on tv infomercials

Derek_N84 04-20-2010 09:43 AM


best invention ever.

Mugen EvOlutioN 04-20-2010 09:50 AM

some good stuff

Mizter 04-20-2010 09:52 AM

You can't even eat the motorized cone :cry:

!Tigger 04-20-2010 10:00 AM

the lap pillow... hahhahaha i bet you no one would say they own one if they had it.

LiquidTurbo 04-20-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 6915011)
To-Do List tattoo :thumbsup:

but the rotating fork would be useful..i've seen it on tv infomercials

HAhahah are you THAT lazy? :D

twitchyzero 04-20-2010 11:15 AM

useful for seniors with arthritis :thumbsup:

babykiller 04-20-2010 02:04 PM

I'm sorry, what's wrong with the Beer Bra? Sucking on titties + drinking beer = awesome.

TheKingdom2000 04-20-2010 06:24 PM

15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool

Senna4ever 04-20-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mx703 (Post 6915688)
15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool

I'd buy one if I had $14,000 to spare.:)

orange7 04-20-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mx703 (Post 6915688)
15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool

they should mass produce it so it would cost a lot less.

I'd buy it if it costs a few hundreds.

shenmecar 04-20-2010 08:35 PM

Wheres the solar-powered flashlights and black highlighters at?

BaoXu 04-20-2010 09:00 PM

c-lai caps.... are ridiculous

dunno what they are called. nor can i find a pic on the net.

keifun 04-20-2010 09:56 PM

^ u mean this?
http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFi...sors_33484.jpg

cococly 04-20-2010 10:44 PM

14.

http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...D_Rewinder.jpg

:facepalm:

FN-2199 04-20-2010 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiquidTurbo (Post 6914878)

21. Immersion Scarf
http://www.elistmania.com/images/art...sion_Scarf.jpg
Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.

Hilariously stupid :haha:

orange7 04-21-2010 12:21 AM

at least no one has attempted to invent reusable condoms.

OTG-ZR2 04-21-2010 12:48 AM

Forgot one:

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134...k-Fan-4699.jpg

Chop stick fan. Cool your food while you eat it.


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