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Old 05-04-2010, 05:57 PM   #26
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Old 05-04-2010, 06:08 PM   #27
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man that this is sick, i was eating when i was reading it

on the side note i have jizzed on a bus before no joke, the tour bus was playing american pie the movie unrated & i saw shannon elizabeth nake with her breasts so i covered myself with my bag plus there was a hot girl 1 seat up

& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it


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Old 05-04-2010, 07:06 PM   #28
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:07 PM   #29
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i definitely recommend faster, quicker ways
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Old 05-04-2010, 09:08 PM   #30
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well if i wasn't ugly i would have been a sex addict lol
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I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"

But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates...
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damn it i knew i should have never told the story to u guys, now your all gonna think im a freak or a sticko which im not
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I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"

But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

OH FUCK YOU OH OH OOOOH~
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wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates...
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:48 PM   #34
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man that this is sick, i was eating when i was reading it

on the side note i have jizzed on a bus before no joke, the tour bus was playing american pie the movie unrated & i saw shannon elizabeth nake with her breasts so i covered myself with my bag plus there was a hot girl 1 seat up

& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it
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& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it
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man that this is sick, i was eating when i was reading it

on the side note i have jizzed on a bus before no joke, the tour bus was playing american pie the movie unrated & i saw shannon elizabeth nake with her breasts so i covered myself with my bag plus there was a hot girl 1 seat up

& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it
LOL you are one fucked up dude
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Old 05-05-2010, 01:42 AM   #38
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^ I loled. Your comment seemed ironic given your "Jizzed in my Pants" avatar pic hahah
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ae101 holy fuck! you are one messed up guy in all the right ways

orange7: you could get along well with ae101
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:50 AM   #40
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hey at least im not jizzing my pants to little 12yr girls in school plus i think the mods should just move this to the NSFW section

& no i don't go to Urban Fare grocery store in Yaletown, i live in richmond & i only go to Yaletown to drink at night (but now often) if your thinking thats me
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But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates...
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:09 PM   #41
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^ do you go jizz in Yaohan center ? haha
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ae101 holy fuck! you are one messed up guy in all the right ways

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no way man.. I ain't risking my face getting jizzed on.
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damn it i knew i should have never told the story to u guys, now your all gonna think im a freak or a sticko which im not
na now we just think your a sicko freak

thats OK tho at least you covered up
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shit i always shop at that yaletown urban fare, he should be easy to recognize based on that picture
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Why would anyone shoop at urban fare with overprice items?
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obviously you aren't their target buyer, you dont go there to buy stuff thats offered at other stores, you buy the gourmet cheese, specialty desserts, breads, sauces, and meats not sold in other stores that are specially shipped to them from different cities around the world.

Plus they are the only store that i've seen matsutake mushrooms sold there.
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i lol'd at the thread title until i read the article and found out t he was looking out the window to across the street where the kids were playing.
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