Really? Askin advice just to talk to a girl? Seems like you are in serious trouble.

But here is a helpful tip: if she is young, ask her to play pokemon, if she is old, as her to play clue

Figure the rest out from trial and error.

a slap to the face

talk about them, ask about their work, lifes.. take a shot before you talk to them

Damn guy, just tell her shes looking hella fine and you wanna buy her a drank!
After that to seal the deal, tell heryou gotta Farrari F430 black onnn black 0___0

and if she ask wheres the car lata, tell her its in the impound becuz u gangstaaaaa

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go to a car lot and see what a good car salesman says when he/she approaches you

Who the fuck has conversations in a club?

News aint gonna help you but its a sad day when "hi my name is chicken shit whats yours?" is all the game you got.

Remember this very helpful mantra
Lower your standards up your averages.
Practice your pickup on the easier of the fairer gender IE drunk, alone, and or ugly. You may get shot down but who cares. They are drunk so won't be to bothered by your shity witless lines or they are alone so they got their own issues or they are ugly so you can only go up from there.

your overthinking it just get drunk. the nicest guy can become the biggest horndog when they're drunk. you wanna shut your brain off? have 12 red dragons at the club, on a budget? have 8 bearfuckers. of course, you've gotta pre-drink too. keep in mind, predrink is where championssssss are made. why? because, you've gotta pound your drink quick and fast and still be able to make it into the club!

if your at a house party, shotgun 6 coldshots you should be really talkactive after that.

if you feel like puking, look at the girl on the left and right. see them puking? nope. then suck it up. of course, there's times where you drink so much you just have to let it go. but, your not there yet. i think it's safe to assume since you don't know how to talk to chicks, so i'm sure you don't know how to party, yet.

rack up them numbers, then next day when they feel like shit. ask how they're doing and make small talk from there. now i betta not see a thread asking how do you dance/grind with a girl!

who the hell would drink 8 red dragons. Most people can't even drink 4 shots.

Wtf buddayy. You're at a fucking club, how are you supposed to hear what anyone is saying when the music is shakin the shit outa the building. Second, how are you gonna come up with anything smart or witty when you're SUPPOSED to be hammered trying to grind out every girl in sight.. to me a club is a place to have fun and enjoy the night, not meet my future wife



if you're on a budget buy a 2-6 (if ur white like me) or a couple of shots in a bottle (if ur asian) and find a bush to stash it outside.. you can go in and come out as many times as u want (usually) and get hammered as fuck

How the hell do you expect your liver to survive 50 years if you don't exercise it.

Mine gets a regular workout 4 shots is a warmup for thirsty thursdays.

fixed that for ya

151 all night long

if you don't like the hard liqz, well there's always pepsi or ice tea at chucky cheese. your choice, i won't judge ya

get real baked first

Noob. :noob:

Wow, poor guy is just asking for advice. Sorry he's not the biggest pimp out there, like you all obviously are. At least he's trying to improve himself..

It's Revscene, what did you expect??

look buddy, he asked for advice and we gave it to him. he's pretty much asking how to talk to a girl, what are we suppose to say to that? i mean we've all gone through elementary, and if you're slow another 5 years in high school to learn the basics. it's not rocket science. we're just laying it out for him.

he can't possibly be that sensitive over our posts and comments. i hope not at least, it's the internet and he would get no where in a relationship.

Well if you can use RS to ask your question, you should also try googling for your answer.

Here's a suggestion!

http://howtotalktogirls.novicedating...s-in-the-club/

I dunno about that... look what happened to poor :noob:

Well to be fair, alot of asian girls love them, I have no fucking idea why. 151 is fucking gross, and rum in general is just gross (unless we are talking about spiced rum or a nice dark rum)

yeah because drinking 151 makes you a fucking man.

Real men drink scotch's/cognac's/brandy/apertifs

Learn after our fathers, not the towns drunk.

dont worry your friend will never introduce you to girls again.

Not the best but something small like making small conversations can help break the ice with the ladies.