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#26 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by sas  i like this. How much did you guys pay and who did you hire? |
OH MAN i couldof totally helped you out there.
during the winter olympics there were these chicks downtown handing out poker chips that were like business cards for events such as this.
ll see if i can find where i put it. but i know for sure theres a company based in vancouver thats good for things like this
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06-02-2010, 02:17 PM
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you get to pre-pick the girl. HIGHLY recommend Savannah. Cute lil blonde spinner. perky and full.... droooll
the trick. negotiate with the planner beforehand for lap dance prices. greedy bitches want $60 per song!! lol gtfo!! Tell them u'll do $20 per song, make sure u line up some guys to grab them tittums!
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06-03-2010, 09:49 AM
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For my stag we went river rafting at this place a couple hours out of town, and afterwards rented a huge house for the and had a killer barbecue and a party that I am still ashamed to admit I was a part of. Lots of fun, I'd recommend it.
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07-28-2010, 09:48 PM
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#29 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Bumping this thread cause I need some help finding some ridiculous outfits/costume for the groom.
What have you guys done in the past that works well? Someone suggested a dress?
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07-28-2010, 09:53 PM
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best bet would be to get shirts made with a saying put on it, Groom of course and make sure its white so if you go to a club he glows.
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07-28-2010, 10:06 PM
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#31 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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best bet would be to get shirts made with a saying put on it, Groom of course and make sure its white so if you go to a club he glows.
| Yeah I thought about this, along with a checklist of things he has to do before the night ends. Such as, kiss a cougar...
So many frickin weddings this summer. I'm at that age where everyone is getting hitched. And it seems I'm either an MC, Wedding party etc...
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07-28-2010, 10:07 PM
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07-28-2010, 10:10 PM
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#33 | | In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by sas Yeah I thought about this, along with a checklist of things he has to do before the night ends. Such as, kiss a cougar...
So many frickin weddings this summer. I'm at that age where everyone is getting hitched. And it seems I'm either an MC, Wedding party etc... | we also made him walk around with a blow up sheep and made him get 25 females to sign it. If he put it down a shot right away. The only time he was allowed to let it go was to go to the washroom.
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07-28-2010, 10:23 PM
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#34 | | MiX iT Up!
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Originally Posted by sas Besides the usual strippers, clubs, what ideas or events have you guys had success in the past?
My buddy likes basketball and is sort of active so I have planned a few activities that are more active.
Problem is, most of the guys attending are in horrible shape or have no interest. I don't want a bunch of pussys not taking part and ruining his day. This is what I've planned so far:
1. Start the day off with a good shave from an old school barber shop (not sure where I will find one..)
2. Basketball game (his fav.)
3. Grouse hike (some visitors out of town that may like the scenery).
4. Crossfit class (similiar to a circuit etc...)
5. Going to rent a dude that makes an awesome bbq instead of going out to eat. I want just a crapload of guy food (basically meat) and beer. Don't care for Joe fortes and that sort of deal. Rather be doing stuff and on the go instead of sitting down and eating for 2hrs.
6. Cigars in there somewhere
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07-28-2010, 10:41 PM
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#35 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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| Thanks man, have you tried them before? $45 for a shave must be pretty damn good.
And some tips for guys that may need to plan a stag for a buddy:
1. Guys like titties- even if they say they don't. Sensual playmates are a big provider of strippers and FROM my experience, they were better than the amateurs I got from craigs. We got two girls and they put on toy show that was interactive. I'll leave it to your imagination. Expect about $300/hr.
2. Don't plan too many activities and keep it moving. Looking at my original list makes me laugh now. Keep it to 2-3 main activities. And keep in mind, if you do something active, make sure guys can shower somewhere instead of going home which is a buzz kill.
3. Liquor. Buy it in advance and have it with you at all times.
4. Plan designated drivers/ rent a van. The logistics are terrible when too many guys are involved.
5. Renting a hotel close to the club/pub is a good idea for guys that live far away and need a place to crash.
6. Try to keep everything in close proximity.
7. Pick activities that will draw attention to the groom. Don't go to snobby clubs either. I did a stag for an asian friend and we went to some retarded club I don't remember. He doesn't like what he calls, 'white clubs'.
8. Get everyone to pay you in advance. I would collect the funds, slap everything in my visa and keep track. Keep some cash for the peelers
9. You will go over your budget.
10. Collect an item that you can give to the groom as a keepsake. From the interactive toy show, I grabbed the beer bottle that was 'used' and we signed it. The groom loved it.
2 down, 1 more to go!
I can't STAND weddings but don't mind the stag...
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07-29-2010, 12:38 AM
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The bachelor party has got to be an one awesome event. One that will be unforgettable, because once you are married, your life is basically over.
Speaking from experience.
BTW, if you require a rock solid, designated driver. You can invite me. Especially if you have women with nice, perky titties at the events.
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07-29-2010, 07:18 AM
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07-29-2010, 07:54 AM
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#38 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Originally Posted by murd0c best bet would be to get shirts made with a saying put on it, Groom of course and make sure its white so if you go to a club he glows. |
Get girls to kiss the shirt too. They'll put on fresh lipstick and give your buddy's body a good smooch. Every single girl we asked to do it obliged. From 10's down to 2's - depending on if you wanted to be a dick or not. Good times. 
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07-29-2010, 09:03 AM
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bachelor parties are quite easy in a way, just booze every one up first then do it again & over again till once u get to a point where u can walk a straight but still pretty buzzed out then start doing what every the hell u want cuz once your buzz anything is exciting & fun (just adding the girls in when every u feel like it & the cuban cigars as well)
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07-29-2010, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sas 1. Start the day off with a good shave from an old school barber shop (not sure where I will find one..) | did you end up finding one? i think this is extremely rare
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07-29-2010, 02:14 PM
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playing basketball is fine since he loves playing it but doing the grouse grind afterwards is too much. like you said, many of his friends are not fit. Take that activity out.
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07-29-2010, 04:17 PM
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Goto boston bar see what the prices are on cabins (house 25-30 ppl) prob $30-40 a head for the weekend.
Rent or ask some friends with paintball equipment.
Call up a brewery that sells by KEG.
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07-30-2010, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by sas Besides the usual strippers, clubs, what ideas or events have you guys had success in the past?
My buddy likes basketball and is sort of active so I have planned a few activities that are more active.
Problem is, most of the guys attending are in horrible shape or have no interest. I don't want a bunch of pussys not taking part and ruining his day. This is what I've planned so far:
1. Start the day off with a good shave from an old school barber shop (not sure where I will find one..)
2. Basketball game (his fav.)
3. Grouse hike (some visitors out of town that may like the scenery).
4. Crossfit class (similiar to a circuit etc...)
5. Going to rent a dude that makes an awesome bbq instead of going out to eat. I want just a crapload of guy food (basically meat) and beer. Don't care for Joe fortes and that sort of deal. Rather be doing stuff and on the go instead of sitting down and eating for 2hrs.
6. Cigars in there somewhere
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I'll have to throw in strippers in there somewhere to keep some of them happy. Do you guys think it is too active? Since they would have to shower, would that slow things down too much? | Bachelor party was supposed to be the last night of your single life. I wouldn't want to spend it playing basketball or grouse grind with bunch of sweaty guys. THose things can be done even after you are married.
Golf/ go cart/ are ok. Do the activities you can have fun, not being so serious, and drink some liquor while you are doing it ( if you are a drinker)
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07-30-2010, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by sas Bumping this thread cause I need some help finding some ridiculous outfits/costume for the groom.
What have you guys done in the past that works well? Someone suggested a dress? | Prison outfit with ball and chain. His prison number was the date of the wedding. Bring markers, give them to women to write on the prison outfit.
Done the lingerie/dress/... stuff to friends before. The prison outfit was by far the best. If I were to do it again, the rest of us would dress up as guards.
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#45 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by E-ternal-3 did you end up finding one? i think this is extremely rare | There is one in Yaletown, I have a gift certificate for a hot shave from there yet forget the name right now.
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07-30-2010, 11:36 AM
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Cross dress and sneak into a girls night out club.
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07-30-2010, 12:48 PM
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#47 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Prison outfit with ball and chain. His prison number was the date of the wedding. Bring markers, give them to women to write on the prison outfit.
| I like this idea the best so far. Unfortunately, party bizarre doesn't have any in stock. Where did you guys get yours?
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