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06-22-2010, 10:41 AM
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So this rich Chinese dude goes to a restaurant in china. he racks up a 200k RMB bill (that's over 30,000 Cad). He only has 100k RMB on him so he askes the restaurant to take the rest from his credit card.
The restaurant says no, CASH ONLY. So he calls his people to bring 200k RMB in 1 dollar bills.
The meal was over an expensive bottle of wine, birds nest, old ass liquor, abalone, and soy milk.     
Hyde wanna-be   
And here's the bill 
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Stolen from other OT forum so no sauce.
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06-22-2010, 10:45 AM
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source plz
but still pretty funny if u think of
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06-22-2010, 10:50 AM
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lol
gotta love spite
is bird's nest what i think it is?
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06-22-2010, 10:53 AM
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lol 200k in 1 dollars
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06-22-2010, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by urrh is bird's nest what i think it is? | What do you think it is?
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06-22-2010, 11:00 AM
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Hyde is more ballin, he would have bought dump trucks and filled them with coins.
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06-22-2010, 11:01 AM
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bahahaha why cash only on a 200k bill??? that restaurant had it coming
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06-22-2010, 11:04 AM
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damn, this guy is baller..
and check out his gangster brother standing behind him
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06-22-2010, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by PiuYi bahahaha why cash only on a 200k bill??? that restaurant had it coming | Maybe the charge for the credit card would've been a lot and the restaurant is cheaping out...
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06-22-2010, 11:06 AM
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this fuckin' guy
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06-22-2010, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Gumby | i was thinking a regular bird's nest made of twigs that's been fried or roasted or something. anything to soften it up
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06-22-2010, 11:14 AM
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Credit cards in China are all prepaid I think... Posted via RS Mobile | |
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06-22-2010, 11:30 AM
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^they wouldnt be credit cards then
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06-22-2010, 11:32 AM
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hahah thats hillarious
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06-22-2010, 11:40 AM
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Funny, but he's wasting his own time as well.
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06-22-2010, 11:42 AM
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06-22-2010, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by darthchilli Credit cards in China are all prepaid I think... Posted via RS Mobile | Quote:
Originally Posted by dachinesedude ^they wouldnt be credit cards then | but thats what the chinese call them, credit cards. u put x amount of cash in an account to get a credit card.
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06-22-2010, 12:05 PM
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06-22-2010, 12:45 PM
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rich people drink soy milk
I drink soy milk
therefore by deductive reasoning - I must be rich
But I still want my Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
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06-22-2010, 01:22 PM
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wow... that was a kickass payback to the restaurant...
can someone translate the items in the bill? i wanna see what they ordered that cost 30k canadian lol
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06-22-2010, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by adog wow... that was a kickass payback to the restaurant...
can someone translate the items in the bill? i wanna see what they ordered that cost 30k canadian lol | OP listed : The meal was over an expensive bottle of wine, birds nest, old ass liquor, abalone, and soy milk.
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06-22-2010, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Greenstoner OP listed : The meal was over an expensive bottle of wine, birds nest, old ass liquor, abalone, and soy milk. | Now that I read the bill again, I think it includes those big ass mushroom as well.
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06-22-2010, 01:36 PM
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#23 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by q0192837465 Now that I read the bill again, I think it includes those big ass mushroom as well. | well, they got some fancy name for their dishes... i cant really tell by looking at the name lol
and by looking at the Customer Singature: " Second Cow ", it sounds like a person came from the villege
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06-22-2010, 01:37 PM
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#24 | | I STILL don't get it
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did he pay in 1 dollar bills because he wants to fuck with the restaurant or because he pays in 1 dollar bills?
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06-22-2010, 01:39 PM
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#25 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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^ i think he pays them 1 dollar bills coz he wants to fuck with restaurant for not accpeting credit card but cash only
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