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Old 06-30-2010, 05:10 PM   #1
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Tiger Woods divorce settlement

"Tiger Woods has agreed to pay his wife Elin Nordegren $750 million in a divorce settlement, claims the London Sun."

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_15413568?source=rss

That works out to approx $411k for everyday they were married. Talk about hitting jackpot 20 times. He must be fucking himself for no prenub.
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Old 06-30-2010, 05:40 PM   #2
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Old 06-30-2010, 05:56 PM   #6
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He must be fucking himself for no prenub.
Well to be fair he did this all to himself. If he didn't cheat on his wife, this wouldn't be an issue right now...
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Well to be fair he did this all to himself. If he didn't get caught cheating on his wife, this wouldn't be an issue right now...
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does she also get a piece of all his endorsement too? or is this just a one time settlement and its done?
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Old 06-30-2010, 06:33 PM   #10
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haha, OK, yeah, that too.

He should have been a bit more selective on the chicks he cheated with. Skanky hos with loose lips (in more ways than one) is just asking for trouble.
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that typical tabloid shit, dont be surprised if she sticks to the marriage to take a bigger piece of his FUTURE revenues.

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Woods will be able to visit the children for up to half of each week, but not if he's in the company of any women who, for example, list the "Las Vegas Kitty Club" as their permanent address. Actually, according to the Sun, he can't be in the company of any woman around the kids unless he's married or engaged to her.
is that shit for real?
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future revenues? 750 million isnt enough for 10 generations of a family?
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Tiger should have thought this one through...
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boys she's back on the market... with 750 million.

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He should just kill her, problem solved lol
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That was some hella expensive pussy. Should have just went to Asian massage parlor instead.
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Old 07-01-2010, 12:20 AM   #24
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Shit...poor Tiger.

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