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Old 07-13-2010, 01:39 AM   #51
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I usually pull her to the edge of the bed, that way I'm kinda kneeling on the ground and can move around for different angles. This also makes it easier to toss on a condom without slowing anything down, then boom you can get up and stick it in her before she even knows what's happened.
Yah I do that too...well 'did' would be a much better term given my new leaf haha...but it's still not at the height where I don't have to crook my neck. I've even tried different heights - if it's too high I crane my neck, and if it's a platform japanese style bed it fucks with my jaw. The speed thing isn't much of a concern as I don't wear those much. If I fall off the wagon, I might invest in those triangular wedge pillows. Used em before and they work well for different positions, but haven't tried it for going down. So stupid of me lol
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maybe try 68 then (same as 69 with her on top, only she's just stroking you or whatever, not blowing you)
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OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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^ lol i thought 68 was were she gives you a bj and you owe her one
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OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry:
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But someone should def invent a pillow for going down on a girl.

I believe there are sex pillows that can be used for that purpose.
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Bjs are only hot when it's taken slowwww not like a starving ethiopian kid facing a six inch subway. Slow and lots of shaft licks and head kissing. Wrapping both lips around the head and and pulling down and away with lots of eye contact like she's hypnotized! Tongue swirling is also good if they can bob and do it at the same time.

As for going down on her, not a big fan of the abcs. Just lots of buildup, stay the hell away from the clit for a good 5mins aside from maybe a slight "accidental" brush up and watch her quiver. Lots of inner theigh action, the point where the theigh connects with the pelvis, going back up for a slight make-out session, massage the clit with the chin(shave first!!! Oh boy shave first!! Hahaha) and then gently lap up the lips. Sucking on the clit does wonders if you also swirl your tongue.

But someone should def invent a pillow for going down on a girl. Either that or I need a bunkbed. I always wake up with a messedup neck the next day. And no, using ur sleeping pillows is not good. Esp if you get them going. Also, after their legs are shaking when you're done and you go straight inside her, oh boy that just makes round 2 that much more intense.

But who here finds 69 basically impossible? Cuz once I turn her around and start going at it, she totally becomes catatonic like she looked at medusa in the eyes!
God I regret giving up sex right now. Well...hope this helps and make her cum a few times for me! Haha I'll live vicariously for a while.
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:08 PM   #57
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maybe try 68 then (same as 69 with her on top, only she's just stroking you or whatever, not blowing you)
69 while on the side is completely comfortable
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^ this is the truth, 69 on the side is the shit

I find it way better because no one is awkwardly on top of each other, while on the side you can relax more
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^ lol i thought 68 was were she gives you a bj and you owe her one
No that's called her being an amazing friend/girlfriend
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it's like a chore for women to give head haha
those aren't women. those are selfish girls. real women go down, no questions asked and knows what gets her man off. just like how real men go down, no complaints or excuses.
then real can recognize real and just give 'er hahaha
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when shes sleeping put jam/??? on your dick and put it in her mouth lol
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when shes sleeping put jam/??? on your dick and put it in her mouth lol
i would get my ass kicked for that
people tend not to be turned on when they wake up to a surprise like that and all they wanna do is sleep.
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^ nonsense!
you are just using the wrong jam bro. try mango. they will dig it.
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you are just using the wrong jam bro. try mango. they will dig it.
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i would get my ass kicked for that
people tend not to be turned on when they wake up to a surprise like that and all they wanna do is sleep.
^ true that .. my gf usually just simply finish herself off while giving me a bj when she gets horny at the middle of the night ... I need my sleep ...
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nipples neways...wat is with those fuck'n asians! i mean you would think they've never seen a dentist in their life. are dentists really that rare over there in ricey ricey and? looks like they're star trek ferrengi rejects! fuck'n have broken glass for teeth! goddaymn! and the smell....did a rat crawl in there and shit itself then marinate in its own shit as it decayed?ewwwwwwwwww! i swear...if one of those ferrengi asian girls gave head...when u pull the dick out it looks like it went thru a meat grinder! prolly shaved off a few slices of meat! *shudder*
Greebo i t-boned some guy and killed their baby, it was funny
silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality.
450HP Supra I am about to use your eye sockets as a shoe rack for my nuts. ...something about chinks, j-bodys, I can't quite remember as I was drunk and looking for a girl to punch in the clit. Think of it as a digital urinal, and you are the mint, except, instead of actually smelling mint, you smell like mothballs, rotten kimchee and virginity. I'm about to start drinking heavily now and you better be gone before I get back or I swear to god I will break the internet over my knee and use the pieces to beat you in the deformed skull with, cock muffler.
Iceman-19 If your gf cooks and cleans, good, tell the guy to take a fucking hike. If she doesnt, fuck, that joker can have her. Lifes too short to cook your own meals and do your own laundry, thats what women are for!
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69 is ok... i mean, she gets soo horny when i eat her pussy that she stops giving my BJ.. just moans... and i have to stop and wait then she starts again...
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