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07-18-2010, 09:41 PM
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#1 | | Female Driven
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so which came first? the chicken or the egg?
take a guess before you read it ;P http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...e-the-egg.html
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07-18-2010, 09:54 PM
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no surprise there.
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07-18-2010, 10:07 PM
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07-18-2010, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by emkal | Wasn't that common knowledge (or at least assumption) all along?
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07-18-2010, 10:28 PM
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Biologically, even humans came from eggs
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07-18-2010, 11:16 PM
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#6 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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It's just another word for ovary really. An ovary that is incubated outside the body.
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07-19-2010, 01:15 AM
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#7 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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I thought it was something like. The egg came first, it was laid by the evolution before the chicken.
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07-19-2010, 01:24 AM
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the real question is: how did the first ever chicken get there?
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07-19-2010, 01:38 AM
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^evolution from insignificant life forms that transformed by adapting to its surroundings!
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07-19-2010, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Leparto ^evolution from insignificant life forms that transformed by adapting to its surroundings! | FAIL!!!!!! It's because god put them there. DUH!!!
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07-19-2010, 03:44 AM
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Now that we know the chicken came first. . . why did it cross the road?
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07-19-2010, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Amped Now that we know the chicken came first. . . why did it cross the road? | cuz a black guy was chasing it
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07-19-2010, 07:15 AM
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07-19-2010, 07:57 AM
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the chick
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07-19-2010, 11:08 AM
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No surprise here.
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07-19-2010, 11:49 AM
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#16 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Aliens came first
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07-19-2010, 12:23 PM
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#17 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by q0192837465 Aliens came first | Actually, life here on Earth is all part of a very sick game. We are all pieces in that game. We go about this miserable existence only to satisfy aliens who have nothing left to do. We are entertainment for them. Once in a while they get their jollies by taking in our emotions....... like the times we fuck the brains out a a gorgeous chick. Sometimes, they like to experience a bit of pain and the rush they get out of watching others suffer. One thing they try to do is not take control of matters unless it gets out of hand.
They particularly like religion. They feel religion in whatever form adds so much fun to the game. Like spices in a meal. That's why they planted shit here on Earth. Once they've had their fill, they will just purge the planet and start the fun all over again.
It's actually a little more complicated than that, but in a nutshell...........
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07-19-2010, 12:28 PM
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#18 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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scientology? ^
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07-19-2010, 01:03 PM
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#19 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by Kaolinite scientology? ^ | No, just straight bullshit.
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07-19-2010, 01:39 PM
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#20 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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I always thought the egg came first cause you eat an egg for breakfast and then some chicken part for dinner
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07-19-2010, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Actually, life here on Earth is all part of a very sick game. We are all pieces in that game. We go about this miserable existence only to satisfy aliens who have nothing left to do. We are entertainment for them. Once in a while they get their jollies by taking in our emotions....... like the times we fuck the brains out a a gorgeous chick. Sometimes, they like to experience a bit of pain and the rush they get out of watching others suffer. One thing they try to do is not take control of matters unless it gets out of hand.
They particularly like religion. They feel religion in whatever form adds so much fun to the game. Like spices in a meal. That's why they planted shit here on Earth. Once they've had their fill, they will just purge the planet and start the fun all over again.
It's actually a little more complicated than that, but in a nutshell........... |
I thought I was the only one! By the way, Egg came first.
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07-19-2010, 02:21 PM
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#22 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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To me it's creation then evolution, chicken obviously came first and then you got the egg.
You guys should look into "ancient astronauts" the series, you won't believe how much evidence they have found and cannot ignore.
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07-19-2010, 02:34 PM
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#23 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp It's just another word for ovary really. An ovary that is incubated outside the body. | Actually I believe it is an Ovum.
Ovaries produce Ovum's, IE Eggs.
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07-19-2010, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Phil@rise Actually I believe it is an Ovum.
Ovaries produce Ovum's, IE Eggs. | The plural of ovum, is ova.
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The troll came first. 
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