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q0192837465 07-19-2010 02:41 PM

Sex and the City fan beds 1,000 men
 
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JUST like the characters in her favourite TV show, posh Christina Saunders knows good sex. And so she should, after seducing 1,000 MEN.

The university-educated brunette longed to be as confident in bed as Sex And The City maneater Samantha.

So she set herself a 10-year challenge - to get a thousand notches on her bedpost.

She said: "Sam went from one man to the next and was proud of it. I wanted to be confident like her. I got hooked on the buzz of one-night-stands."
She slept with at least one stranger a week, travelled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes.

But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

Attractive Christina grew up in a five-bedroom house in Hertfordshire where she enjoyed riding her pony and visiting Ascot races and Henley regatta every year. Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

Christina decided to copy Sam, played by Kim Cattrall, 53, during a bout of flu at university in Bristol.

Until then she hadn't been that interested in men, saying her first sexual encounter - with a friend while she was at secondary school - was "a disaster".

But when she fell ill in 2000, aged 20, a pal gave her the first series of Sex And The City to watch. Christina said: "The thought of four women gloating about sleeping their way around New York hadn't appealed to me but I had nothing better to do so I watched it.

"Samantha was sexy, confident and proud. She had a male attitude of sleeping around and it fascinated me."

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/mult...07_132962a.jpg

Soon Christina was on the prowl in Sam-style slinky dresses. Her first conquest was in the Students' Union. She said: "I targeted a lad called Mike because he was a charmer. We had a drink and then I said I was tired and going to bed - and asked if he wanted to join me. I was terrified but he took control and it was brilliant. I was hooked."

By the time she left uni with a 2:2 degree in English and sociology in 2003 she'd slept with nearly 300 men. "I didn't feel dirty, just empowered," said Christina. "I was addicted." A year later she moved to Clapham, South-West London, and started working for a PR firm. She'd pick up men in bars and go on 18-30 holidays to up her tally - once sleeping with 15 men in a week in Ibiza.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/mult...07_132961a.jpg

Christina found she too enjoyed a Cosmopolitan - not the cocktail loved by the SATC girls, just men from around the world. She met Russian Sasha, in his 50s, in Puerto Banus, Spain, in 2005 and had sex on his boat. She said: "It was mad and frantic. He shouted instructions - in Russian."

Girls weren't off bounds either - Christina had a lesbian fling after meeting Katia at a swingers' club in East London in 2007. "She led me into one of the private booths and started to strip me. It was the most seductive thing and the best orgasm I have ever had."

Christina would keep a tally of her men in a notebook by her bed, rating each out of ten.

Chris, from uni, wanted a threesome but didn't get it. "The sex was average", she said. 5/10

She met student Stan at a party... and they soon left. "He was putty in my hands but I can't remember the sex." 1/10

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/mult...07_132965a.jpg

David was much better. They met in a club in Ibiza. "We were desperate to have sex so we did it in the toilets." 9/10

Then there was Mike in Ayia Napa. "I used him for sex and it was amazing. He still texts me now." 8/10

Ben, from Brighton, wasn't her type so she downed Tequila before kissing him. But the sex was "surprisingly good". 7/10

Nick in Spain wasn't exactly an el of a lover - he liked cuddles more than sex. 3/10

And Christina was convinced Sergio, 12 years her junior, was a virgin when they romped in a New York hotel. "The sex was terrible." 4/10

If she couldn't remember their names she'd just describe their performance. Like the unknown from a London night out. "I was so drunk I didn't care what his name was." 2/10

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/mult...07_132964a.jpg

Last month she bedded her Mr 1,000th at a friend's party. "He was gorgeous, blond and fantastic in bed."

Now the challenge is over Christina does have regrets. "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."

Sauce

Thought u guys might be interested. Any of u is one of the 1,000? I feel sorry for Mr. 1,001

lowside67 07-19-2010 02:45 PM

I bet she's pretty friggin good by now...

choda 07-19-2010 02:49 PM

I bet I can hear an echo in her vagina by now...

Ronin 07-19-2010 02:53 PM

If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...

And she's probably a breeding ground for STDs that haven't even been discovered yet.

MR_BIGGS 07-19-2010 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronin (Post 7034641)
If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...

And she's probably a breeding ground for STDs that haven't even been discovered yet.

:rofl:

I like how in the story she say's "all I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

Good luck with that..

lowside67 07-19-2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by choda (Post 7034638)
I bet I can hear an echo in her vagina by now...

The first thing I thought was "fuck I bet she's loose by now" but then I actually thought about it for a second... whether she has sex with 1000 men or 1 man 1000 times, it's the same amount of vag-destruction and realistically a girl in a committed relationship for 2 or 3 years would easily have sex 1000 times, and they arent totally useless afterwards so it's probably a moot point.

Gumby 07-19-2010 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lowside67 (Post 7034662)
The first thing I thought was "fuck I bet she's loose by now" but then I actually thought about it for a second... whether she has sex with 1000 men or 1 man 1000 times, it's the same amount of vag-destruction and realistically a girl in a committed relationship for 2 or 3 years would easily have sex 1000 times, and they arent totally useless afterwards so it's probably a moot point.

Wow, I didn't have sex 1000 times in 3 years... not even close!

Wait a sec - it's because I'm married and have a 2 year old. :(

raygunpk 07-19-2010 03:32 PM

Question: You're dating this girl for about a year, everything is going smooth and you fall in love with her. She's clean, vagina doesn't echo, and you think you found the one.

Then she reveals she has slept with 1000 guys...what do you do?
Or what would your "limit" of past partners be before you decide it's too much?

q0192837465 07-19-2010 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by raygunpk (Post 7034681)
Question: You're dating this girl for about a year, everything is going smooth and you fall in love with her. She's clean, vagina doesn't echo, and you think you found the one.

Then she reveals she has slept with 1000 guys...what do you do?
Or what would your "limit" of past partners be before you decide it's too much?

There's no question that 1,000 is WAY too many. But to me, 10 +/- a few is acceptable. Anything more is gg.

Wongtouski 07-19-2010 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronin (Post 7034641)
If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...

And she's probably a breeding ground for STDs that haven't even been discovered yet.

Lol I instantly thought of her as the monkey in the movie Outbreak. We gotta snatch her up and find a cure for aids in her vagina.

mpr 07-19-2010 03:50 PM

She must of had gonorrhea a couple of times. grrooossssss.....

lowside67 07-19-2010 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 7034676)
Wow, I didn't have sex 1000 times in 3 years... not even close!

Wait a sec - it's because I'm married and have a 2 year old. :(

Haha okay so lets say on a high average, 2-3 years, otherwise 5 years, but regardless it's not many more times having sex than any other 25 year old person with a reasonable sexual appetite would have had. Just food for thought, that's a lot of sex... :D

hotong 07-19-2010 03:55 PM

w0w

Marco911 07-19-2010 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lowside67 (Post 7034717)
Haha okay so lets say on a high average, 2-3 years, otherwise 5 years, but regardless it's not many more times having sex than any other 25 year old person with a reasonable sexual appetite would have had. Just food for thought, that's a lot of sex... :D

There's a big difference between boning the same chick 1000 times over a period of time or having multiple sex partners. Look up the "Coolidge Effect."
;)

lowside67 07-19-2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Marco911 (Post 7034729)
There's a big difference between boning the same chick 1000 times over a period of time or having multiple sex partners. Look up the "Coolidge Effect."
;)

1) You're alive, welcome back?

2) Not familiar with the coolidge effect but after googling it, it doesnt seem to be that applicable to my point which pertains to the strictly physical effects of boning 1000 guys versus boning a few guys 1000 times.

-Mark

124Y 07-19-2010 04:14 PM

Banging her will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

murd0c 07-19-2010 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 124Y (Post 7034740)
Banging her will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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OhSoGood 07-19-2010 04:24 PM

She must be a good fuck by now LOL.
But 1000+ dicks in her!! :S
ONE THOUSAND! thats a fucken a lot of dicks in one spot

raygunpk 07-19-2010 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OhSoGood (Post 7034753)
She must be a good fuck by now LOL.
But 1000+ dicks in her!! :S
ONE THOUSAND! thats a fucken a lot of dicks in one spot

not as much as your mouth


:troll:

lowside67 07-19-2010 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 124Y (Post 7034740)
Banging her will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Fail.

My whole point is fucking her is EXACTLY THE SAME as any normal 25 year old girl who has been sexually active since a normal age.

Vansterdam 07-19-2010 04:48 PM

"I didn't feel dirty, just empowered,"

LOL

Culverin 07-19-2010 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lowside67 (Post 7034761)
Fail.

My whole point is fucking her is EXACTLY THE SAME as any normal 25 year old girl who has been sexually active since a normal age.

I think the opposing point is that she's a bit too active.
Her Activity > 25yo - NormalAge


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Originally Posted by Wongtouski
Lol I instantly thought of her as the monkey in the movie Outbreak. We gotta snatch her up and find a cure for aids in her vagina.

Omg. patient zero. We can cure them before they spread!


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Originally Posted by Ronin
If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...

Yeah, but guys don't get hallway like.
Leather seats vs tires, both used for 10 years.
One gets worse, the other gets much worse.
It's not sexist or racist if it's true.

Great68 07-19-2010 05:00 PM

1000 men in 10 years...

So rounding up, that's a new guy every 4 days.

I wouldn't fucking touch her.

rice cooker 07-19-2010 05:21 PM

holy shit shes fugs

The_AK 07-19-2010 05:21 PM

http://www.simplifydiy.com/app/view/...sspool-450.jpg

Its the sludge you want to watch out for


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