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07-23-2010, 01:06 AM
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#26 | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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Very good read, sent it to a few buddies, they said it was a good read too.
Thanks for posting OP
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07-23-2010, 01:13 AM
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#27 | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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very interesting read. it's worth reading for sure
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07-23-2010, 01:26 AM
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i wonder where he could write something like this and not get traced back for the murders and selling drugs, i mean if this were all true.
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07-23-2010, 02:47 AM
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#29 | I subscribe to Revscene
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Wow excellent read. 40 minutes gone and not wasted.
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07-23-2010, 02:52 AM
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#30 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Very VERY good read. Quite emotional as well.
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07-23-2010, 03:08 AM
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#31 | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture too long, will not read. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN fuck thats such a long read
u kidding me? forget it | Quote:
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp Coles Notes anyone? Or at least a top 5 list of events that happened in the story? This is the internet, this is how we get our information now. |
It's like Heroin. Read the first 2 paragraphs and you're hooked to the end; pretty much because of the topic of the story as well as how well-written the author made it to be.
The whole time reading, it felt like Blow (by Johnny Depp) meets Wonder Years because of the way the story is narrated.
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07-23-2010, 05:41 AM
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#32 | Hacked RS to become a mod
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This reads like a bad high school Literature class short story. I stopped at this line:
"with eyes as blue as the latticework of veins and arteries crosscutting their way to and from her heart"
Not worth the read, that's for sure. And if you believe it's true: |
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07-23-2010, 08:16 AM
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#33 | Banned By Establishment
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I call a little bs at the end. You have a mystery informant and a tip leading you to his apartment and don't connect? Yeah, cops are that dumb.
Good read though. Well written.
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07-23-2010, 08:33 AM
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#34 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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He sent everyone to Pauls apartment, then called the cops, what's there to connect?
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07-23-2010, 09:18 AM
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#35 | The RS Freebie guru
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You can't tell a good story with a single sentence or paragraph, guys...
I enjoyed it... occupied part of my morning.
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07-23-2010, 10:25 AM
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#36 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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awesome read. very well written. he should sell that as a screenplay
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07-23-2010, 10:26 AM
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Very much enjoyed it. Smart kid.
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07-23-2010, 10:30 AM
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#38 | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Tried to read it again, couldn't make it through. Can't believe people think this is A) good writing and B) even remotely possibly a true story
*shrug*
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07-23-2010, 10:33 AM
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good story very well written
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07-23-2010, 10:37 AM
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#40 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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It's a good read. It may not be real, but it's entertaining nonetheless Posted via RS Mobile |
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07-23-2010, 10:39 AM
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#41 | Rider
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holy shit
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07-23-2010, 10:43 AM
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#42 | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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not as good as the prison story, but still a good read
the censored words were annoying though...
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07-23-2010, 11:00 AM
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#43 | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Good read....that last part of the story is false...no way he lucked out like that.
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07-23-2010, 11:28 AM
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#44 | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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fake...
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07-23-2010, 11:30 AM
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#45 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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dammmnn son!
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07-23-2010, 11:32 AM
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#46 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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bleh.. ok story.
Typical story you can find in any library.
Pickup a book people...
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07-23-2010, 11:53 AM
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#47 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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fuck..thats some intense shit...
good for the kid who ends up leaving..and 60Gs sittin in ur pocket @ 20 is not bad either... @.@
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07-23-2010, 12:53 PM
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#48 | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp Tried to read it again, couldn't make it through. Can't believe people think this is A) good writing and B) even remotely possibly a true story
*shrug* | You don't need good writing or a true story to tell a good story.
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07-23-2010, 01:36 PM
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awesome read. thx!!!
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07-23-2010, 01:41 PM
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#50 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Does this have sparkly vampires? Not reading if there isn't.
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