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Old 07-23-2010, 01:06 AM   #26
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Very good read, sent it to a few buddies, they said it was a good read too.

Thanks for posting OP
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Old 07-23-2010, 01:13 AM   #27
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very interesting read. it's worth reading for sure
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Old 07-23-2010, 01:26 AM   #28
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i wonder where he could write something like this and not get traced back for the murders and selling drugs, i mean if this were all true.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:47 AM   #29
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Wow excellent read. 40 minutes gone and not wasted.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:52 AM   #30
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Very VERY good read. Quite emotional as well.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:08 AM   #31
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too long, will not read.
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fuck thats such a long read



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Coles Notes anyone? Or at least a top 5 list of events that happened in the story? This is the internet, this is how we get our information now.

It's like Heroin. Read the first 2 paragraphs and you're hooked to the end; pretty much because of the topic of the story as well as how well-written the author made it to be.

The whole time reading, it felt like Blow (by Johnny Depp) meets Wonder Years because of the way the story is narrated.
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Old 07-23-2010, 05:41 AM   #32
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This reads like a bad high school Literature class short story. I stopped at this line:

"with eyes as blue as the latticework of veins and arteries crosscutting their way to and from her heart"

Not worth the read, that's for sure. And if you believe it's true:
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Old 07-23-2010, 08:16 AM   #33
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I call a little bs at the end. You have a mystery informant and a tip leading you to his apartment and don't connect? Yeah, cops are that dumb.

Good read though. Well written.
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Old 07-23-2010, 08:33 AM   #34
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He sent everyone to Pauls apartment, then called the cops, what's there to connect?
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:18 AM   #35
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You can't tell a good story with a single sentence or paragraph, guys...

I enjoyed it... occupied part of my morning.
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:25 AM   #36
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awesome read. very well written. he should sell that as a screenplay
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Very much enjoyed it. Smart kid.
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:30 AM   #38
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Tried to read it again, couldn't make it through. Can't believe people think this is A) good writing and B) even remotely possibly a true story

*shrug*
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:33 AM   #39
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good story very well written
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It's a good read. It may not be real, but it's entertaining nonetheless
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not as good as the prison story, but still a good read
the censored words were annoying though...
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:00 AM   #43
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Good read....that last part of the story is false...no way he lucked out like that.
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:28 AM   #44
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:30 AM   #45
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:32 AM   #46
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bleh.. ok story.
Typical story you can find in any library.
Pickup a book people...
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:53 AM   #47
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fuck..thats some intense shit...

good for the kid who ends up leaving..and 60Gs sittin in ur pocket @ 20 is not bad either... @.@
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Tried to read it again, couldn't make it through. Can't believe people think this is A) good writing and B) even remotely possibly a true story

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You don't need good writing or a true story to tell a good story.
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Old 07-23-2010, 01:41 PM   #50
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Does this have sparkly vampires? Not reading if there isn't.
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