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who are you planning to spend the rest of your life with? your sister or girlfriend?
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I sold my Yaris 5 years ago, and seriously, IT IS better than your shit box civics. The mods I have for that car is probably worth more than your whole self-worth.
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After spending some time reading through this thread, I now know how to give a killer blowjob. Thanks revscene.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Polar bears are left handed.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death
Some lions mate over 50 times a day
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Turtles can breathe through their butts
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year
A snail can sleep for three years
The electric chair was invented by a dentist
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. or can you?
Canada Is An Indian Word Meaning "Big Village".
The Very First Bomb Dropped By The Allies On Berlin During World War Ii Killed The Only Elephant In The Berlin Zoo.
The Average Person Falls Asleep In Seven Minutes
Money Isn't Made Out Of Paper, It's Made Out Of Cotton
You Can't Kill Yourself By Holding Your Breath
It's Impossible To Sneeze With Your Eyes Open
City With The Most Roll Royces Per Capita: Hong Kong
If You Suffer From Polythelia You Have Three Nipples
A Peanut Is Not A Nut Or A Pea It's A Legume
People Say That Popping Your Bones Will Cause Arthritis When You Get Older, But That Actually Is An Old Wives Tale. It Only Pops Air Pockets, And Does Not Cause Arthritis
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
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