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08-01-2010, 11:26 PM
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better. (haha that's crazy) http://www.annieabbondante.com/distr...watermelon.jpg
The first Fords had engines made by Dodge
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning
Dolphins sleep with one eye open
Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark
More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h. (lol holy shit)
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet
It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland
Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump
The most common name in the world is Mohammed
America once issued a 5-cent bill
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave
As you age, your eye color gets lighter
Seven percent of Americans claim they never bathe at all.
We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday
Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
A baby is born without kneecaps. They appear between age 2 and 6.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better
Your nose and ears never stop growing
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete
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08-01-2010, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ImportXxX  The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump |
You forgot Diggy.
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08-01-2010, 11:42 PM
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There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it
Fleas can jump 130 times higher than their own height. In human terms this is equal to a 6 foot person jumping 780 feet into the air.
There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world
Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day
The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle
All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job (in case their pants split
Abraham Lincoln's dog, Fido, was assassinated too
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores
People in China and Japan die disproportionately on the 4th of each month because the words death and four sound alike, and they are represented by the same symbol.
A perfect SAT score is 1600 combined. Bill Gates scored 1590 on his SAT. Paul Allen, Bill's partner in Microsoft, scored a perfect 1600. Bill Cosby scored less than 500 combined.
McDonald's restaurants will buy 54,000,000 pounds of fresh apples this year. Two years ago, McDonald's purchased 0 pounds of apples. This is attributed to the shift to more healthy menu options (the Apple Pie, which has been at McDonald's for years uses processed Apple Pie Filling).
There are over 87,000 Americans on waiting lists for organ transplants
The time spent deleting SPAM costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually.
41% of Chinese people eat at least once a week at a fast food restaurant. 35% of Americans do
More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).
The Washington Times newspaper is owned by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon.
Mel Gibson has personally earned almost $400,000,000 from his movie "The Passion of the Christ".
Oprah Winfrey and Elvis Presley are distant cousins
Each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears
tha'ts it for now, if you guys have any feel free to post some
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08-02-2010, 12:09 AM
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores
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Each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears
| how do you get killed by teddy bears? Suffocation?
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08-02-2010, 12:16 AM
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Human beings use the entire brain, most people pass along the idea that we use 10%. In brain scans, there is no part of the brain that doesn't light up and every part of the brain functions.
People do dream in colour, most people used to dream in black and white and now a lot dream in colour. This fact is probably due to the change from b/w to colour television.
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08-02-2010, 12:17 AM
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I already forgot 80% of what I just read
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08-02-2010, 12:49 AM
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#7 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it
| I will tell this to my gf and save the buck or two when she craves chocolate
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08-02-2010, 01:10 AM
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#8 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by Captain Picard I will tell this to my gf and save the buck or two when she craves chocolate | LOL win!
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08-02-2010, 01:21 AM
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Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times
| i wonder how this happens
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08-02-2010, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by PiuYi i wonder how this happens | I imagine that closing off the canal to your ear increases the moisture and temperature in your ear, allowing bacteria to grow.
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08-02-2010, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by BlacknJean You forgot Diggy. | what ever happened to diggy?...
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08-02-2010, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by PiuYi i wonder how this happens | also increased the production of ear wax.
noticed it a lot after having to wear earplugs at work all the time.
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08-02-2010, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by e.lo_ also increased the production of ear wax.
noticed it a lot after having to wear earplugs at work all the time. | Ear plugs and in-ear earphones (canalphones) will cause earwax production. The fact was talking about headphones.
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08-02-2010, 12:03 PM
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wow babies are born without knee caps
i have to check that out.
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08-02-2010, 10:32 PM
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The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle
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08-02-2010, 10:43 PM
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The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it
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how do insect legs get into them ?
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08-02-2010, 11:00 PM
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Did you know you can save a buck or two if you told your girlfriend the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it
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Originally Posted by hal0g0dv2 how do insect legs get into them ? | probably from crawling in the chocolate when they're making it...it's just insect legs..people eat insects for real..i've seen it on the food network all the time..
i'm eating chocolate right now..lol...
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08-02-2010, 11:12 PM
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Must try the chewing gum while peeling onions, at work have to peel at least 50lbs a day  | |
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interesting facts
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Originally Posted by vash13 Did you know you can save a buck or two if you told your girlfriend the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it | yep, use fear to make ur gf lose weight  | |
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