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__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
Invisible sky daddies commanding people to do shit is just so beyond retarded, I feel like punching myself in the balls until I shit my computer chair.
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4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
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[19-10, 22:51] how many post do I need before I can fail TOS'D posts.
Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I'm surprised nobody has posted the following..........
"All the women I sleep with, have eyes like that after they see my massive cock for the first time! Then when I go in, their eyes shut and they scream.?
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 25,208
Thanked 11,839 Times in 5,083 Posts
Failed 317 Times in 203 Posts
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Originally Posted by Alphamale
Her boobs aren't big enough.
Buddy, it's all about the nipples............ big, hard, perky nipples. As long as the boobs have jiggle here and there, it's all good. Also, from experience, women with small boobs are pretty wild when you pay a little attention to them. Gawd, I miss my younger days........ and being single.
You young ones out there......... do as many women as you can before settling down. Sluts, virgins, spin the bottle prize, whatever........ as long as you learn something from each one, it's all good. Remember, there are girls you marry and those who you fool around with. Fuck till you drop or until your dick drops off. Whichever cums first. LOL.
Why am I talking like this? I tells ya, RS brings out the best and worst in people.
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
You young ones out there......... do as many women as you can before settling down. Sluts, virgins, spin the bottle prize, whatever........ as long as you learn something from each one, it's all good. Remember, there are girls you marry and those who you fool around with. Fuck till you drop or until your dick drops off. Whichever cums first. LOL.