i'm slightly aroused that you're slightly aroused

looking at Bob Saget has made me fully aroused

what is this I don’t even

i like where this thread is going

Let me share a little bit of my past experiences with you guys.
During my Grade 12 year of high school, i found everything to be boring... I was set for graduation and I really didn't have anything to look forward to. It was Spring Break and I was bored out of my mind.
(I guess my passion for pre-screening people started; I needed a date for my grad dinner/dance)
Every night i would go to the local Blenz coffee house with my Good Friend James... he would be playing SC or outside smoking... and I would sit there on my laptop and go on Facebook

There were a bunch of cute Uni Girls at blenz studying for mid terms and whatnot. but being a Canadian Born Chinese male; I was the same as all of my other friends.... I had no balls to talk to girls.
so I would pre-screen these girls before i tried to talk to them, making sure everything would go smoothly.
A good technique that i picked up was the "over-the-shoulder-looking"
I would take a quick peek and their facebook profile; get their name and network. and the next day i would come back to blenz knowing every single detail of that girl.....
Facebook is a great tool!

So after it was all said and done, i finally grew my balls and started to talk to the girl after admiring her from a distance for 3 days straight
Our conversation starter was Farmville. then it escalated into owning pets, and then about family and morals.
we really hit it off; sparks were flying like it was some sort of VW cruise... and thats when I knew that I had a chance with her.

The rest is History.

but my point of the story is that you gotta be yourself!
you gotta do all your research before hand
and you gotta take it slow, don't rush things
:thumbsup:


PK-EK

did you marry her?

lol fucker i was gonna ask that

i just follow them around and see where they go

What the fuck TOS? :lol

I always knew you were a stalker.. but I wouldn't never thought you'd actually start a thread about it.

P.S. Why didn't you just PM me for help

What happens if her FaceBook profile is blocked to strangers?

Easy.

Create a new fake Facebook account, then add her and send her a message saying that you think you met her a couple weeks back at a party.

She'll feel more comfortable if you have mutual friends... but that's up to you. You can add some of her friends at your discretion.

Holy, get a room. Jeez.


I created this to make a guideline and want your input. This thread should be stickied for future reference.

I remember when TOS'd found me on facebook and knew everything about me within 5 minutes.

And I didn't even know who he was other than his first name.

Scary.
You scary asshole.


and wtf. You stalked a girl then talked to her? dude. That's creepy as fuck.

then I got into her pants; You were saying?

TOS'd:

Listen to this song, just found it, and realized that it probably fits your thread.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Verse 2 and 4 [=

My best stalking moment was seeing a girl at the World Arm Wrestling Championships last year.... I saw her.... I liked the way she looked and my friend and I were admiring her... assets. I had her on msn and facebook that night without ever knowing her name or talking to her. We're facebook friends now and talk all the time. When I she accepted me on facebook my friend that was with me was in utter awe and disbelief it was an awesome stalk.

Berz out.

I don't stalk girls, usually i just run around japan try to blast my jizz in any cute girls' face. Usually they dont move so its almost a 100% success rate.

just spent the past 40 mins stalking everyone on my facebook.

rofl.

now where is that vid... i swear i saw it on rs maybe a yr or 2 ago hahaha
somebody find it and post lol:rofl:

Please do not post a disgusting video anywhere in this thread. This is intended as a mature discussion.

saw this vid and immediately reminded me of this thread

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1942666