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Originally Posted by PK-EK (Post 7186502)

then I got into her pants; You were saying?

You stalked her for a few days and figured out her "life" before you even said Hi to her.

Why don't you go tell her that whole story, and see what she says. It's creepy as fuck.

Stop stalking. Just go say hi.

Only works if you have friends to stalk on. :(

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mI8BYlP2-g...alone+face.png

^ Just add random girls on facebook.

really, saying hi works the best.

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Originally Posted by PK-EK (Post 7185573)

Let me share a little bit of my past experiences with you guys.
During my Grade 12 year of high school, i found everything to be boring... I was set for graduation and I really didn't have anything to look forward to. It was Spring Break and I was bored out of my mind.
(I guess my passion for pre-screening people started; I needed a date for my grad dinner/dance)
Every night i would go to the local Blenz coffee house with my Good Friend James... he would be playing SC or outside smoking... and I would sit there on my laptop and go on Facebook

There were a bunch of cute Uni Girls at blenz studying for mid terms and whatnot. but being a Canadian Born Chinese male; I was the same as all of my other friends.... I had no balls to talk to girls.
so I would pre-screen these girls before i tried to talk to them, making sure everything would go smoothly.
A good technique that i picked up was the "over-the-shoulder-looking"
I would take a quick peek and their facebook profile; get their name and network. and the next day i would come back to blenz knowing every single detail of that girl.....
Facebook is a great tool!

So after it was all said and done, i finally grew my balls and started to talk to the girl after admiring her from a distance for 3 days straight
Our conversation starter was Farmville. then it escalated into owning pets, and then about family and morals.
we really hit it off; sparks were flying like it was some sort of VW cruise... and thats when I knew that I had a chance with her.

The rest is History.

but my point of the story is that you gotta be yourself!
you gotta do all your research before hand
and you gotta take it slow, don't rush things
:thumbsup:

PK-EK

i did some stalking and found out you went to cambie high school

sorry kind sir, but you are incorrect.
Would you like to give it another shot?

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Originally Posted by PK-EK (Post 7189329)

sorry kind sir, but you are incorrect.
Would you like to give it another shot?

You moved to Richmond from Calgary in the Summer of 2008, and live close to Maple Leaf Storage.

BAM.

^o shitt

the stalker just got stalked :troll:

DAMNIT I FAIL AT STALKING

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Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 7184595)

What do you guys use to gain information about someone BEFORE meeting them?

I can only think of facebook.

And what techniques do you use when out in the real world in the vicinity of your prey?

If you had to ask, you've already failed at the task :lol

On that note please don't tell me you drive a v-dub and there's a possibility your name starts with a B.

:fullofwin:

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How to Follow a Person

Following someone can reveal their hidden behaviors, secret business partnerships and provide valuable information. Find out if your spouse is cheating on you or locate a criminal's safe house by learning to follow a person. Use discretion and carefully uncover necessary proof.

Difficulty: Challenging

Instructions

1. Do your homework about a person's activities before you set out to follow them. Talk to people who know the target. Get an idea of his or her schedule. Find out where the subject works and lives.

2. Stake out a location that the subject often frequents. Wait for them for as long as necessary when unaware of their movements, schedule and habitual hang-outs.

3. Blend into the crowd and maintain a low profile. Wear appropriate clothing for the place. Consider wearing a wig, dark glasses or fake facial hair to conceal your identity.

4. Stay a safe distance behind the subject. Be close enough to maintain eye contact at traffic lights or around corners. Keep your target in your sights at all times.

5. Hold your position when your target enters a building. Cautiously follow them inside when they are leading you to more answers. Identify someplace to hide quickly.

Tips & Warnings

- When following in a car, allow at least one car to come between you and your subject. Avoid doing things that will draw any attention to you.

- Don't rush into a building you did not expect them to enter, particularly if you think it does not relate to the information you are trying to gather.

How to Follow a Person | eHow.com

:tosd: the fucking stalker...

He's next to none.

And this is why TOS'D is the top contributor in the 'speak it out' thread

No offence brah

Yes offence
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Hahaha this thread's hilarious.

Not sure if TOS'd serious though..