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Old 11-29-2010, 12:22 AM   #1
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7 reasons why a zombie outbreak would fail

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...l-quickly.html


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Old 11-29-2010, 12:37 AM   #2
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:38 AM   #3
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that was a good read
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good read, always knew that zombies couldn't stand the cold because of their rotting flesh
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Fun read. I've never thought a zombie apocalypse would really be a legit threat. Mostly due to reasons number 1, 2, and 4 on that list. Entertaining to think about though.

Gonna go watch the new episode of The Walking Dead now!
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that was some funny ass shit, read the other zombie related articles too, really funny stuff

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I can sleep in peace tonight knowing that a zombie outbreak will fail. Thanks OP!
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there's really only one fact that makes zombie apocalypse impossible....

most, if not all, RS members are ready and willing to take down zombies while having fun doing it. enuf said!
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lol good read.. the only thing that could possible happen is the zombie/infection from
I Am Legend (will smith) lol..
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too bad this article fails to mention one thing; some zombie movies are based on the zombie virus spreading through atmosphere (e.g. I'm (the?) legend).

now what??

otherwise a thoughtful and funny article
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:32 PM   #14
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too bad this article fails to mention one thing; some zombie movies are based on the zombie virus spreading through atmosphere (e.g. I'm (the?) legend).

now what??

otherwise a thoughtful and funny article
yeah, but were those really zombies in I am Legend though?
they looked more like mutants than anything else imo...
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they failed to address the 'infected' such as Left 4 Dead or 28 days later.

those are fast motherfuckers...they dont need vision just noise and smell to chase after you...they can heal..their hearts are still pumping so they won't just rot away. The only good points against these type is the fact there are guns and biting is not a good way to infect...but they seem to transfer quite a bit of blood with each bite. So really if you take a place outside of US where not every average joe owns a gun...the threat is still there
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im sure theres more then 7 reasons why it wouldnt be possbile.

too bad, i really want to kick some zombie asses
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I have a zombie survival guide handbook. REALLY interesting book...now it has gone to waste
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