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01-11-2011, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by alpinestars  why are people quick to call americans stupid? there's plenty of logical reasons why this law came into existence. here's a few i can think of:
- smuggling contraband inside food to pass through borders
- sneaking objects of interest to inmates in prisons (eg, the ol' key inside the birthday cake trick)
- putting an object inside food in an attempt to kill someone (if it wasn't illegal, in court, the person being tried for murder can claim that s/he didn't intend to kill the other person, since the object inside the food wasn't meant to kill)
some of you guys are as bad as what you make americans out to be! sure, in this case, it was a genuine kinder surprise toy. but customs officials don't fuck around; for the wages that they get paid, there's no holds barred - they enforce regulations to the tee | So you're saying these should be illegal too? 
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^ but arent those solid inside? and also they dont have toys.
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01-11-2011, 08:20 PM
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What I meant was that they're just as easy to hack for smuggling. The inside is like liquid marshmallow.
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01-11-2011, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by fliptuner What I meant was that they're just as easy to hack for smuggling. The inside is like liquid marshmallow. |  | |
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01-11-2011, 08:42 PM
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Apparently gun control < Kinder Surprise control.
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01-11-2011, 08:53 PM
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Guns dont kill people...kinder surprises do
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01-11-2011, 09:30 PM
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i really dont think its because of smuggling... i really think the damn border agents are just fucking full of themselves.
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01-12-2011, 01:36 AM
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My honest opinion.
The American's are so broke after years of mismanaging their resources, they've started seizing our beloved kinder eggs to feed their obese army with.
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01-12-2011, 06:14 AM
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wow.. so the americans have never heard of Kinder Surprise, or at least the newer aged generations.. haha
my kids love them.. always get them when i go to superstore...
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01-12-2011, 09:42 AM
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"land of the free"
unless you want a chocolate treat, that shit could kill you. The worst kind of laws are those put in place to protect the people from themselves. Why arent we letting the people who are dumb enough to choke on a toy just choke on a toy already?
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01-12-2011, 09:52 AM
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the way their economy is, they will do absolutely anything to make an extra buck
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01-12-2011, 10:06 AM
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this thread has me craving kinder surprises havent had em in yeaaaars, last i remember the toys sucked compared to when i was a kid
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01-12-2011, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by StylinRed this thread has me craving kinder surprises havent had em in yeaaaars, last i remember the toys sucked compared to when i was a kid | it's true they do suck now! I always get them when I go to the movies because I get the kids combo lol and you can't even build your own toy anymore
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01-12-2011, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by alpinestars why are people quick to call americans stupid? there's plenty of logical reasons why this law came into existence. here's a few i can think of:
- smuggling contraband inside food to pass through borders
- sneaking objects of interest to inmates in prisons (eg, the ol' key inside the birthday cake trick)
- putting an object inside food in an attempt to kill someone (if it wasn't illegal, in court, the person being tried for murder can claim that s/he didn't intend to kill the other person, since the object inside the food wasn't meant to kill)
some of you guys are as bad as what you make americans out to be! sure, in this case, it was a genuine kinder surprise toy. but customs officials don't fuck around; for the wages that they get paid, there's no holds barred - they enforce regulations to the tee | i've honestly never heard of people sneaking in contraband via kinder suprise... and you can say that about anything :/
i remember having kinder surprises as a kid and i'd be so pissed off when i got those puzzles lol
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01-12-2011, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by shenmecar They're afraid that small children will eat the chocolate egg, open the obviously plastic orange shell (which is sometimes a feat in itself cuz its so tight, children will need the help of their parents to do this), then eat the toy too?
Are american children extra stupid?
Are they gonna ban that japanese fizzing pop with the marble inside because the marble will pose as a choking hazard? I'm gonna try to bring one of these across the border next time and see if i get in shit. | i actually must say i tried one recently, and well they're WAY easier to open
and they don't taste good
the plastic holder thing i mean.
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01-12-2011, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by buddy the way their economy is, they will do absolutely anything to make an extra buck | fucking /end thread right here!
revenue generated from kinder surprise fines will surely help boost the US economy.
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01-12-2011, 11:22 PM
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what about cracker jacks? Don't they have a toy inside the box as well? I wonder if those are illegal.
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01-12-2011, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by StylinRed this thread has me craving kinder surprises havent had em in yeaaaars, last i remember the toys sucked compared to when i was a kid | I got one the other day. Open it up and I got a fucking puzzle?!? Yea right, get real. What is this garbage?
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01-12-2011, 11:38 PM
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the thing is, we've all watch videos of dumb, and i mean really dumb stuff. I won't be surprised if some one eats the egg by just popping in their mouth, not bothering with checking.
Just look at the size of some of the children down there....
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01-13-2011, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by IMASA what about cracker jacks? Don't they have a toy inside the box as well? I wonder if those are illegal. | Not likely, given that the problem they have with Kinders is that the toy is INSIDE the edible egg shell. Totally different from a toy sitting inside a box with the edible contents.
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01-13-2011, 05:29 PM
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these cheap ass americans just wanted to bring it home for their kids
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01-15-2011, 04:26 PM
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so what happens if I buy on here, eat it, stick the toy in my pocket, and head south?
is the toy not the illegal part?... since that is what causes the choking?.. but they are only looking for eggs.
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01-15-2011, 06:37 PM
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Silly Americans..
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01-15-2011, 11:33 PM
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I reposted this and a person in Chicago says they can get them down the street. Hmmmmm
Wonder how many shops are bootlegging these bad boys down there!
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01-16-2011, 12:41 AM
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I almost chocked on a kinder egg. True story
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