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Originally Posted by eurochevy roll it down a motherf***ing hill!!!!!!!!!! BOOYA! |
Why do that when you can be the talk of your friends with this ......
STYLISH NEW TABLE! THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN A TABLE, MADE OUT OF A CAR WHEEL! MODERN FUNCTIONAL ART INDEED!
Got a cracked windshield? NO PROBLEM! Just stick that sucker ontop of your bent car rim and BADDA BING BADDA BOOM! you have yourself a BRRRRRRAND NEEEWWW COFFEE TABBLEE! FOR FREE!
When friends come over and ask you "Is that a table, or pieces of a car?" you can proudly respond "I AM MAN. I MAKE THINGS. BRRRR".
For extra wow factor, stick a ferrari sticker on the center cap.
Then when girls over and say "hey that's so cool! is that like a wheel?"
You can respond with an astounding "YES!, and not only is that a wheel, it's off a FERRARI! YES! A ferrari!! Which Means I can buy you all kinds of pointless shit, now lets get naked and fuck on this BRRRANNDDD NEWWW CAR WHEEL COFFEE TABLE! AWW YEAH!"
I see this as nothing but a positive. I know it wasn't one of your earlier listed options, but I think it's quite a viable, and economical option because you won't be throwing anything away, it's basically free, and your room will look BAUSS!
Want to show girls how classy you are? Follow these easy steps:
1) Acquire an engine block (preferably a V type v6 or v8)
2)Clean said engine block
3) MOUNT IT ON ITS SIDE AND STICK A PIECE OF GLASS ON IT! BAM!!! INSTANT WINE RACK AND TABLE! AWW YEAH!
Girl's will love drinking pinot noir off your black peenor after you do this!
After doing all this, your character specs in RL are guaranteed to be +25 points across the board.