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Old 02-28-2011, 05:19 PM   #1
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Fail bank robbery in China


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- Bank robber walks in calmly, puts on balaclava
- Takes out a hammer, spends 4 minutes trying to break it
- Takes the cops 5 minutes to respond to a bank robbery
- Half ass arrest?
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:33 PM   #2
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the arrest part is awesome, if you don't want to care about the rest.
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:54 PM   #3
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lol thats awesome, shoot first ask questions later...

hilarious part is that the guy tried to get back out from the glass hahahaha
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Old 02-28-2011, 06:13 PM   #4
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funny how someone tried to walk in to use the bank at 3:48 but saw what was going on and walked back out
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Reminds me of RTS games..

For example in LoL where minions attack enemy turrets
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:00 PM   #8
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I'm surprised that "Made in China" stuff is actually very strong. The hammer didn't break.

It was mentioned somewhere that the bank robber actually got away. Not bad for a bloke that has an IQ lower than a dog.

One thing I don't understand is why he didn't move onto the third pane of glass. Might as well, since he gave up on the first one. So the bank robber is not the brightest light on the porch. And, the police were pretty much on the same evolutionary scale as the bank robber, LOL.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Pretty important lesson in life.
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The questions running through my mind are:

1. Why isn't the glass shatter-proof? The glass shouldn't break even if u were hitting it with a hammer.

2. Why isn't there a dedicated livelink connection established with local police? The tellers shouldnt need to call the cops for them to come.
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its china what do you expect, and what kinda established bank is empty during the day, im surprised the thief didn't give up earlier on.




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1. Why isn't the glass shatter-proof? The glass shouldn't break even if u were hitting it with a hammer.

2. Why isn't there a dedicated livelink connection established with local police? The tellers shouldnt need to call the cops for them to come.
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What is that long stick looking thing one of the bank tellers are holding?
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:20 PM   #12
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wow, man on a mission. dude must have gotten cleaned out in mahjong the night before.
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So if the robber got away this is a China police fail too
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LOLOL. this made my day... couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous this was.
The awkward moment when he got busted felt like it lasted 10-15 seconds...

Cops had a gun pointed at him... and he awkwardly had one leg through the glass hole...
almost fell off my chair at that point!

Then the fact they didn't even grab hold of his leg until it was too late, and then the robber was just hanging there
and then eventually got loose... too funny..
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i LOLed when the robber had one foot in the hole and was looking at the cops like, "oh shit, what now?"
He didnt move for over 30 seconds. LOL.
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Note to future robbers, bring a much larger hammer and flee out the back door before police arrive. You may also want to put the mask on before you get anywhere near the bank. With that response time it's fail proof.
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Interesting to see the cops didn't just shoot the guy. Proves that Chinese cops don't abuse their power?
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Its not about abusing ones power like your used to here, those cops practiced what is called morality.
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Its not about abusing ones power like your used to here, those cops practiced what is called morality.
More like they is scared as much as the indians........... referring to a show called, F Troop. Where the Indians were just as scared of the US calvary as they were of them.

This is so much fail, it is win!
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