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Epic Sheen quotes:
"The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anyone can survive."
"I was banging 7g rocks coz that's how I roll. I have one gear: GO."
"Hugh Hefner's an amateur."
"My brain fires in a way, maybe not from this terrestrial realm."
"I had to answer to a higher calling."
"getting drilled by 6 black dudes and it feels amazing."
"What's more painful than anal sex? Not getting to have any anal sex. Would someone come fuck me in the ass please?"
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'14 Toyota Yaris [Work Daily]
'89 Toyota Cressida MX83 [Collector's status]
'15 Honda Ruckus [Summer cruiser]
'96 Toyota Hilux Surf KZN185 [Weekend Warrior]
__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
prob cuz sheen only knows how to win. so she had to slim down
The Jenny Coke diet. 20 pounds and 20 grand in 20 days guaranteed!!!
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“The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I don´t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That´s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth.” - Rocky Balboa
his right nostril is huge compared to the left one
Ya, cocaine is a vasoconstrictor (shrinks blood vessels), thereby cutting off or reducing oxygen to that part of the flesh, which eventually shrinks or dies off. People who've been snorting enough get holes in the cartilage between the L/R nostrils because of this.
and who would be suprised if tom on the news he was found dead lol
his first tweet btw on his twitter account, title was somthing like "choose your vice"
It'll happen, I'm betting on a heart attack. He's only 45 and he looks 65 already.
But he's still having threesome's with his nanny and porn star anal addict girlfriend, while still married. The guy's going to go out like an atomic bomb.
Not going to lie, besides the drugs and the crazy ramblings, I try to pattern my life after Charlie Sheen haha. Those that know me know I've been saying this for the last 10 years lol