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03-01-2011, 04:09 PM
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| Woman Douches with Coke to prevent pregnancy
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After her boyfriend read on the Internet that cola can be used to avoid getting pregnant, a 24 year old woman from Hanoi followed the advice. Noticing that her period was late, she went for a checkup only to be told that she was 7 weeks pregnant.
According to the woman, the couple had always used birth control pills or condoms. However, believing her boyfriend’s advice, she stopped using any form of contraceptive and instead started to douche with cola after sex. The result, she became pregnant.
The woman’s obstetrician, Dr. Le Thi Kim Dung from the Thai Ha Laborer’s Health Center (in Hanoi), told us, using cola or any beverage to douche after sex to avoid pregnancy is a mistake. None of these liquids are able to kill sperm.
"Especially around the day of ovulation, the chances of becoming pregnant from sex is extremely high. Any preventative measures (such as bathing or douching) are useless" said Dr. Le.
He added, spermicides are another method of contraceptive but they have a failure rate of up to 20%. Moreover, these need to be used before intercourse to be effective. Also, using sugary drinks to wash can lead to vaginal infections.
Therefore it is best to use methods of contraception that have been proven to be reliable and effective.
| http://veryvietnam.com/2011-03-01/ha...omes-pregnant/
great to start the day off with a laugh.
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03-01-2011, 04:10 PM
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#2 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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i thought this was about Charlie sheen coke, not coca cola..
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03-01-2011, 04:13 PM
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#3 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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hahahah what a DUMBASS. feel sorry for the kid already!
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03-01-2011, 04:27 PM
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a woman douching with cocaine would also be an entertaining read as well.
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03-01-2011, 04:57 PM
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#5 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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What a douche!
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03-01-2011, 05:22 PM
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#6 | | RS controls my life!
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hope the kid doesn't turn out like the parents
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03-01-2011, 05:34 PM
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#7 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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How long until we see these two on Maury?
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03-01-2011, 05:41 PM
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probably never.... unless there is a Vietnamese spin off.
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03-01-2011, 06:54 PM
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#9 | | Waxin’ Punks
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He probably told her swallowing is good for her hair too.
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03-01-2011, 07:01 PM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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I would have been so confused about "douching"
but I just watched a Peter Chao video last week where he was talking about
douche bags. (and explaining how there's another meaning to the word than the
one we all know about)
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03-01-2011, 09:20 PM
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#11 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Uh, guys, what's a douche?
Is it like a breast pump?
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03-01-2011, 10:40 PM
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i believe its like a salt solution that a woman uses to clean out her vagina.
wiki that ish.
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03-01-2011, 11:39 PM
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#13 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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see.. when i hear the word 'douche', this is what i think of.
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03-02-2011, 12:04 AM
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#14 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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douche is like a manual pump squirting shit used to clean ur vagina
this is not unheard of, reminds me of the "dont drink mountain dew, it kills ur sperm" myth when i was little lol
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03-02-2011, 12:22 AM
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03-02-2011, 07:15 AM
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hahaha.... Coca Cola really.. they are better off using Cocaine!
Holy... poor poor kids gona turn out just to be like the parents..
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03-02-2011, 07:41 AM
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the kids are destined to grow up with obesity and high blood sugar levels - he was in coca cola the whole way and still found the ovary
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03-02-2011, 07:53 AM
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#18 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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03-02-2011, 02:35 PM
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that is gonna be one diabetic Nammer kid.
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03-02-2011, 03:49 PM
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#20 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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the kid is going to have cavities.....the husband will prob get them too.
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03-02-2011, 03:50 PM
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crack baby
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03-02-2011, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by StaxBundlez 
see.. when i hear the word 'douche', this is what i think of. | When I see this pic, I think Oompa-Loompas
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