jump off, who says i can't have a parachute :fuckthatshit:

would you rather be a martial arts teacher or swimming instructor/lifeguard?

martial arts teacher

would u rather shoot balls or kick balls?

^ :fulloffuck:??

Would you rather have no dick or have a large pussy and a milimeter dick?

lolwut. large pussy mili dick. its called a hemaphrodite

would you work at burger king, or mcdonalds

Mcd

Would you rather show up to a $100k job position interview really under dressed, or show up 15 min earlier, use the washroom to take a dump, but you make alot of farting and pushing noises, and when you leave the stall you make eye contact with the 2 would be interviewers inside the washroom?
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second choice of course... a man gotta do what a man gotta do.

Would you rather microwave a rat and eat it or boil that rodent?

you didn't specify i had to eat it if i boil it... so i'll boil it...

wax your balls... or full on ass wax, getting in to the crack and everything :D

full on, might as well do it all

being crazy or lazy

Crazy

Invest all your money into Microsoft or Apple

Apple

Would you rather jump off a 5 story building onto a mattress, or be in a head on collision both cars doing 50km/hr (passenger seat)
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jump off 5 story building

would you rather eat italian food for the rest of your life or chinese?

Italian food!! :D

Would you rather have ur license taken away from you permanently or watch your car slowly get crushed infront of you???

My car get crushed in front of me. So i can buy a s2k :D

Would you rather have xray vision OR be able to read minds. Explain.

X-ray vision. Casino. Enough said.

Would you rather shoot vodka or tequila

Vodka!!

would you rather burn a Mac or PC to a crisp?

PC because they are cheaper to replace.

Would u rather eat a cat or eat a dog?

a dog..... im korean.

hands for feet or feet for hands

Hands for feet. A lot easier to conceal and a lot easier to function with than vice versa.


If you had the chance to go back in time, would you rather get to redo one of your high school years or one of your years in college?

High school years.

would you rather buy a IMport with an V6 in it.. or an domestic with VTEC!!

Import only imo.

Would you rather kill bill gates or steve jobs?

bill gates

would you rather own a PC or a Mac?

PC , I hate apple.

Would you rather have kids in your 20s or 30s?
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20's

would you rather brutally murder your entire family or be part of the human cenitpede

Human centipede.

Would you rather work 5 days in a row for the rest of your working life, and sleep 90% of your 2 days off, or work 13 days in a row, and do what ever you want on that 1 day off?
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Work 5 days in a row

Would you rather have a messed up sleep cycle but have a good social life, or have a normal sleep cycle and have no social life.