Messed up sleep with good social life. You only live once.

Would you rather work 5 8-hour shifts a week, or 4 10-hour shifts a week

Wow good question lol I think I'll do 4 10-hour shifts a week. Dog an extra 2 hours and have a 3 day weekend :D

Would you rather get paid $$ to work at a job you cannot stand, or get paid $7 less at a job you love

already doing a job i cant stand but making $$$$$$$$ so im stickin wit that

steriods or growth hormones

Roids

Work as a professional and make $45k a yr, or be a gangster and make $50k a month
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Professional

would you rather lick a hobos toe or drink ur own armpit sweat LOL!!! :troll:

Armpit sweat, iunno where's that bitches toe has been

Smoke weed or pop pills
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Blaze

Would you rather be in a LTR with a goth chick or emo chick?

The emo. Devil shit scares me.

Would you rather work in Vancouver with your current salary or sign a 5-year contract to work in Alberta for 3x your salary

5-year contract to work in Alberta.

Would you rather eat a pound of your own shit within 30 minutes or drink a liter of someone else's piss in one minute?

LMAO. litre of someone else's piss in one minute

cut off 4 of your fingers(excludin thumb) & a million dollars & or dont and no money

don't and no money
who says i can't find alternative ways to make money without cutting off my fingers =.=

would you rather stick with the same girl who you're bored of fucking already but is like a future-lawyer or attempt to fuck alot of different chicks but end up with a bad wife or still single in the end

Same girl. Knowing myself there would be a reason why I chose to be with that girl in the first place.. Don't need to smash girls just to have a good life or have temporary fun :facepalm:

Would you rather turn left or right when you're lost on a road?
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Brb using imagination.. Turn left.

Would you rather rip your jeans' whole crotch area or have a booger hanging out the whole night during a date
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rip my jeans ... they gonna come off anyway sometime during the date and might as well give her a preview to mental prepare what's coming up :fuckyea:

would you rather go on a date with a hot chick but leads nowhere or with a less-than-average chick but guarantee a happy ending?

Okay chick with happy ending .

Would you rather crash 2 cars within 24 hours or miss out on one in a
Life time sex with the girl of your dreams ?
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miss out on the sex

would you rather serve 5 years in prison, or not have sex for 20 years?

Prison 5 years

Would you rather french kiss a tranny or a hermaphrodite?

Hermaphrodite

Would you rather eat out a girl laying on her back, or face down ass up
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FACE DOWN ASS UP THAS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK :fuckyea:

2 in the pink or 2 in the stink?

both at the same time ... we are talking at the giving end, right?

oral sex or anal sex? at giving ...

Oral

Would you rather throw a bday party for your dog, or have a bday party thrown for you
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Have a bday party thrown for me? Lolwtf :fuckthatshit:

Would you rather one night stand an 18 or 40 y/o
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One night stand an 18

Would you rather date an old goth chick or date a tranny?

Oh fuck... A tranny. Who said we'd have to have a happy ending? :fuckthatshit:

Would you rather suck a huge black cock or eat out a 70 year old dirty black pussy

70 year old LOLZ just cuzz im straight

would you rather live in the freezing cold or in the extremely hot weather?