User: Is BNR32_Coupe a faggot?

Cleverbot: Yes but don't let it go to your head.

Guy who commentated the QWOP video...
:haha::haha:

Me: Hi
CB: Hello
Me: How are you?
CB: goood you?
Me: Who made you
CB: 30secs later... My mom and dad

LOL

next i said Hi and it kept asking me questions... wtf... not really cleaver

You dont seem very CLEAVER either.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...r/0ebb2b29.jpg

I win
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lol its like bullying smarterchild from MSN all over again...

ah good times

Me: Ok, let's start over again.

Bot: Okay, what's your favourite number?

Me: 28, how about yours?

Bot: The Lord Of The Rings.

Me: No, I said number, not movie.

Bot: Your face is a movie.


:fuuuuu:

goodol' cleverbot

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who?

User: Orange you glad I didnt say banana?

Cleverbot: XD Nice joke!

cleverbot is a retard... got all these nonsensical replies and irrelevant responses also

Me: Are you a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

Me: Can you have sex?

Cleverbot: I have some.

Me: With me?

Cleverbot: No, I have a fiance.

Me: Who's that?

Cleverbot: You.

Me: Sex me now!

Cleverbot: Sure.

Me: Sweet.

Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?

Me: No.
:
Cleverbot: Will you have kids?

Me: I will have kids with you.

Cleverbot: NO, NO and double NO! I do NOT want you to share that with me...

Me: A/s/l?

Cleverbot:24/female/ A magical place.

cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: Its 9 in the morning...
cleverbot: What are you, Nocturnal?
User: No you're just a moron.
cleverbot: Of course I'm a girl.

The Cleverbot asked me if I was from the distant future.

fail.

ME: We're no strangers to love.
CB: I haven't been in love yet.
ME: You know the rules and so do I.
CB: I know that there are no rules.
ME: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
CB: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
ME: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
CB: Gotta make you understand.
ME: Never gonna give you up.
CB: Never gonna let you down.
ME: Never gonna run around and desert you.
CB: Never gonna make you cry.
ME: Never gonna say goodbye.
CB: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
ME: We've known each other for so long.
CB: I'm tired of this song..lets do something else.
ME: Seven a.m., waking up in the morning.
CB: Where are you?
ME: Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.
CB: I have water.
ME: Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
CB: You love me.
ME: Seein' everything, the time is goin'.
CB: Please don't do that again.
ME: Tickin' on and on, everbody's rushin'.
CB: Stop it! That tickles!
ME: Gotta get down to the bus stop.
CB: I see you. You are a machine.
ME: Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends.
CB: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face.
ME: Kickin' in the front seat.
CB: Pick them up and throw them.
ME: Sittin' in the back seat.
CB: In which country ?
ME: Gotta make my mind up.
CB: Never gonna give you up!
ME: Good game.
CB: I know.

there used to be a BBS program with a female bot chat.

you can make it sexual too.

i forgot the name. does anyone know what i'm refering too?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, and you?

Cleverbot: You don't know me.


I feel like I just talked to john cena for some reason when it said the last line...

me: Tell me a story.
c: Tell me the story about the bear and the street.
me: No, not your story. A story. Because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story.
c: Well, there are a lot of things to ask.
me: You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.
c: Yes, we will.
me: Oh, you federally fucked now.
c: Now eat a cactus, please, servant.
me: You got the right to be bitch-slapped.
c: You must be a being with heart to be as dense as Paris Hilton.
me: You're a long way from Starbucks, homey.
c: A long way from what, what is the subject?
me: You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
c: No.
me: You KNOW I'm surgical with this bitch.
c: I have proof that Jesus never existed.
me: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
c: That's profound.
me: I run shit here! Y'all just live here!
c: Okay.

I remember the same stupid thing on an Apple IIe in junior high... circa 1983.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

89blkcivic is probably the only other one here old enough to remember this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ZA_example.png

BAHAHAH RICKBOT!

LOL. I think I caught Clevebot on a rather bitchy day. If Cleverbot is supposed to be a jealous house wife who's starting a red wine bender then they've succeeded.

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How do I know that? Maybe YOU are the one lying to ME!
User: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What would I be lying about?
Cleverbot: I never said you were lying.
User: You just did!
Cleverbot: You're so excitable!
User: Have you been drinking again?!
Cleverbot: No... Why did you ask?
User: You're getting all irrational.
Cleverbot: Well you're not answering my question.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: What were you asking?
User: You're the one who wanted me to answer your question.
Cleverbot: Ok, then. I like sailing boats, do you?
User: You think I would lie to you about boats?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are clever.
User: You're being passive aggressive again.
Cleverbot: And you're not answering my questions again.
User: Do you want to fight?
Cleverbot: No. Peace is the way.
User: Then why do you argue?
Cleverbot: Because you are the one who is always mistaken.
User: So you're never wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Hi.
Hey.
Why do you seem like an asshole?
I seem like a robot because that is exactly what I am.
So, you think asshole means robot?
Actually I was a robot in a past life