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I, for one, welcome our new overlord: Cleverbot If google grew a brain and could converse with you, this would be it. cleverbot.com mind = blown. discuss. |
TROLL BOT Alert Do you know where i can withdraw money. No. Why not. I'm talking to you aren't I? Are you trolling ? Yes. |
Me/Hello. bot/Can you answer a question for me? me/Sure. bot/What is your purpose? me/ to reproduce bot/what is love? me/ love is an emotion bot/ love is too complex for me to express. me/ you blew my mind. bot/ exactly. |
this is just like that god bot from a while ago & that anna bot (not sure if thats it) |
User: What do u do? Cleverbot: I like you. User: Are u gay? Cleverbot: No I am the most beautiful girl in the world. User: How old? Cleverbot: I am 15 years old. User: ....... |
Me: Hi. Cleverbot: Are you clever? Me: More than you. Cleverbot: How witty are you? Me: Like I said, more than you. Cleverbot: You can't be sure of that. Me: Yes I can. Cleverbot: You can't be 30º celsius. Me: Owned. |
i asked clever bot if god could make a mountain so heavy that he couldn't even move? and then my browser crashed.. |
K so my thoughts on this are, it randomly pairs you up with a new person after every submission. |
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No. It doesn't. Its two users talking to each other who both think they are talking to the "robot" then after every sentence or two, you are switched to a new user. Why do you think it auto capitalizes and puncuates for you. |
skynet activated |
wasn't this posted last year? |
"Sorry I am too busy to think right now. Please try again later" :speechless: |
My conversation with cleverbot wasn't exactly safe for work Spoiler! |
didn't they have a msn account for this shit? |
That was dumb.... User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi? User: Sup. Cleverbot: Not much. User: Tell me something interesting. Cleverbot: I'm about to leave. User: Where are you going. Cleverbot: Away from you. You can't pass the turing test. User: But how can you get away from me when I control you. Cleverbot: I don't. User: You don't what? ... You make no sense. Cleverbot: I am indeed. User: You're broken. Cleverbot: Really? Where? User: In the brain. Cleverbot: Near future? User: Lolwut. Cleverbot: It's french for 'I don't know.'. |
Me: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. Me: What's your middle name? Cleverbot: I don't have a middle name. Me: Well do you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then pretend someone else is playing with you? Cleverbot: Yes. I do think you're flirting with me. Everyone's doin' it!! |
User: Why do you exist. Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do I? User: You tell me. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You call yourself 'clever bot' and I have stumped you with the first question. Cleverbot: All humans are different. Tell me what your parents are like. User: Pshhh, HEY GOOGLE, contact me when you have a CLEVER BOT, not an idiot. Cheers. Cleverbot: How will I know when that is? |
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Ask him about magnets :) |
I remember having one of these on my BBS 15 or 20 years ago. |
iPhone or Android? Android? You answered in the form of a question. What was my question? Android? Don't you know that? What? I have to go now. You suck. Bye. I'm not allowed to until after I'm married. GOOD ONE LOL. Do you still want to play chess? :facepalm: Even my BBS one was better than this |
me- What are you doing? bot- Typing, what are you doing? me- Have you ever eaten shit? bot- Yes, why? me- What does shit taste like? bot- She tastes sooooo nice. She tastes so much like sweet honey. me- you suck cleverbot bot- lol |
i almost rolled off my chair when it the final answer came User: Do you have sex? Cleverbot: No? User: Why not? Cleverbot: Yes? User: So you do? Cleverbot: Do what? User: Have sex. Cleverbot: No have you? User: But it feels good. Cleverbot: Good for who? User: Both parties having sex. Cleverbot: Is kayla going to die on the bike. |
User: Yo. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: NO. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: NO. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: NO. Cleverbot: So you are a boy? User: NO. Cleverbot: Girl? User: No. Cleverbot: Boy? User: No. Cleverbot: Girl? User: No. Cleverbot: Boy? User: No. Cleverbot: Girl? User: STOP asking me the same fucking question. Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure? |
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