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#29501 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by noclue  At least he got US citizenship from it lmao | I’d rather take the debt.
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Originally Posted by boostfever Westopher is correct. | Quote:
Originally Posted by fsy82 seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked | Quote:
Originally Posted by punkwax Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct. | | 
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Today, 10:51 AM
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#29502 | | RS Veteran
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$200K USD. Damn, son.
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Originally Posted by Badhobz I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. I miss this slut and her magical ass. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz I’d eat her crack. | Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg "Oh ya, don't be too loud, my ex-wife is upstairs/down the hall, no biggie though, we've been separated for years now. | | 
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Today, 10:52 AM
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#29503 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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My brother had to get my gf at the time to sell the car, clear up her credit card debt before they got married.
I ain't marrying you, i'm marrying your family as well as your credit score.
Such great advice.
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Today, 10:53 AM
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#29504 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Dbone A friend of mine married a girl from the US that had $200k USD debt from university, and a degree that wasn't worth anything.
That would kill it for me, but it didn't for him. They had two kids... and 10 years later they are now divorced. I haven't asked if he got to keep half of that debt.  | I'm sorry, but unless that chick is geared up for a profession that is expected to repay all that debt in a few years, I can't do it either.
At my salary level, that is probably equivalent to a 15+ year mortgage.
Wait... does this mean I am consciously choosing 15 years' worth of mortgage payment over 15 years of wild monkey sex?! That doesn't sound right... 
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Originally Posted by westopher The whole world has gone down a road no one can recover from, and it's nothing to do with governments, it's because so much of the general public is so fucking stupid. | | |
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Today, 11:45 AM
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#29505 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by noclue I thought prenups dont do much in BC, and also your pension can be taken lmao. | Of course it can... any pension earned during a marriage or common-law relationship can be split 50/50.
If someone is worried about their pension, then they should marry someone who also has a pension to mitigate risk.
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Today, 11:52 AM
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#29506 | | RabidMod
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Originally Posted by 6793026 My brother had to get my gf at the time to sell the car, clear up her credit card debt before they got married.
I ain't marrying you, i'm marrying your family as well as your credit score.
Such great advice. | Wait, your brother married your ex gf? I guess that's pretty efficient.
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#29507 | | RS Veteran
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Are you all looking forward to divorcing your spouses in the future or something? If so, then Badhobz has it all figured out. You pay a prostitute for whatever services you desire or hire a house cleaner, cook and make everything a business transaction and never have to worry about divorce. What's yours is yours and you don't to hear about their problems. If you married someone already, or planning to marry someone, boy, you already fucked up. Quote:
Originally Posted by RabidRat Wait, your brother married your ex gf? I guess that's pretty efficient. | I read this the same way and was a bit confused. Any way... 
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Originally Posted by Badhobz I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. I miss this slut and her magical ass. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz I’d eat her crack. | Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg "Oh ya, don't be too loud, my ex-wife is upstairs/down the hall, no biggie though, we've been separated for years now. | | |
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Today, 11:54 AM
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#29508 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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I think you guys are overestimating the ease of finding someone else that’s emotionally and physically compatible with you, if someone isn’t necessarily financially compatible. There’s zero chance I believe I could find someone that rivals my wife in that way if she was worse off financially when we started dating. I couldn’t have just called it and started a new relationship and expected those connections not to be worse.
Love isn’t objective and it sure as shit isn’t a business.
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Originally Posted by boostfever Westopher is correct. | Quote:
Originally Posted by fsy82 seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked | Quote:
Originally Posted by punkwax Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct. | | |
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Today, 11:56 AM
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#29509 | | RS Veteran
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Taking from BIC_BAWS's journey:
1. Ask girl on date how she was raised and what her views are on divorce
2. Ask girl on date what her debt loads are like, current and forecasted over the next 30+ years
3. Decide on next steps
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Originally Posted by Badhobz I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. I miss this slut and her magical ass. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz I’d eat her crack. | Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg "Oh ya, don't be too loud, my ex-wife is upstairs/down the hall, no biggie though, we've been separated for years now. | | |
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Today, 11:59 AM
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#29510 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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“Can I see your wealthsimple account quickly before we take this to the 20 questions part of the date. Hold on just going to get on a quick FaceTime with my mentor.”
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Originally Posted by boostfever Westopher is correct. | Quote:
Originally Posted by fsy82 seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked | Quote:
Originally Posted by punkwax Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct. | | |
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#29511 | | RabidMod
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes Taking from BIC_BAWS's journey:
1. Ask girl on date how she was raised and what her views are on divorce
2. Ask girl on date what her debt loads are like, current and forecasted over the next 30+ years
3. Decide on next steps | 
Okay, thanks this was really productive.
Let's take an action to get the projections in by the next sync.
I'll send out notes laying out next steps and I'll be reaching out to circle back.
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Originally Posted by EvoFire I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea. | | |
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Today, 12:06 PM
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#29512 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by noclue At least he got US citizenship from it lmao | With the way ICE is running things, he might still get deported, LOL
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#29513 | | Performance Moderator
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Weird I get the vibe bcdukes isn’t married from this thread… but I literally went to his wedding  | |
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#29514 | | linguistic ninja
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Originally Posted by noclue At least he got US citizenship from it lmao | congrats, you're now taxed on worldwide income for life unless you renounce.
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Today, 12:46 PM
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#29515 | | RabidMod
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You get a tax credit from CRA for whatever you had to pay to the IRS. It's just annoying to have to complete two separate tax returns and make them reconcile.
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Today, 01:42 PM
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#29516 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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I forgot where we landed with the Canada Post strike (beyond the fact the union needs to give it up cause they are on the losing end here) but colour me impressed that the Xmas cards I sent out on Wednesday afternoon starting landing in people's mailboxes yesterday (in under 24 hours). All for the lowly cost of $1.51.
The stuff going to Calgary, Toronto and Ottawa will probably start landing today or Monday.
While I don't think sending a letter/card should cost much the fact that I can pretty much send it anywhere in Canada in 2-3 days is really impressive and I'd pay $2-3 for that.
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