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per my colorectal surgeon, the human asshole is pretty robust and not that fragile
its meant to handle shit and it heals pretty quick too
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per my colorectal surgeon, the human asshole is pretty robust and not that fragile
its meant to handle shit and it heals pretty quick too
Is it also meant to handle getting ram...
OK, I can't bring myself to ask that...
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I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. She was the one who introduced me to the world of anal. But she would take repeated pokings, often a few times a week and yet had no problems keeping her shit in.
I miss this slut and her magical ass.
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i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal.
I do that, especially at breakfast and I consider that a blessing because I can empty my bowels before work.
I go 3 times a day on average. No hemorrhoids ever.
Doctor's generally say your body can go as little as or much as it wants. As long as there's no issues with the stool or how you're feeling, then it's all good.
Yesterday, I didn't go and I felt lethargic and heavy. Today, I went twice and the wind can carry me to Calgary.
Personally, I feel better knowing my system is always moving, especially at my age.
I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. She was the one who introduced me to the world of anal. But she would take repeated pokings, often a few times a week and yet had no problems keeping her shit in.
I miss this slut and her magical ass.
If I didn't already have so many quotes in my sig, this would be a new addition.
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i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal. its obviously not the digested food from that meal, but somehow after eating it triggers his bm. so he goes like after every meal, like 2-3x a day or whatever.
im a once every 1-2 days kinda guy.. mostly its daily but sometimes not. always thought this was weird but apparently its within the normal range. i always go at home, usually after work. if i have to go in public i will but i almost never do unless i have an upset stomach or something.
i also pee sitting at home, standing at home is gross... you get droplets flying all over your pants/legs/toilet/floor... why subject yourself to that. however at friends houses or anywhere in public, im standing
if i make any sort of mess at my friends house though even just on the rim of the bowl, i will always clean up with a big wad of tp though.. im not a total asshole
Had a buddy like that the last time I went to Burning Man, staying in our RV, on top of it during the whole flood event of 2023.
Mofo would have an explosive shit after everything he ate. Needless to say our damn black water tank was filled and toasted after 2-3 days.
Being stuck in an RV that you can no longer shit or piss in fucking sucked.
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LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.
That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.
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LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest.
We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.
That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.
That in the 80's and 90's, and if your parents didn't have your dick mutilated. Now I think it goes the other way, in North America at least.
We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.
That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.
What about when your 50% plastered downtown, walking to the next spot, and need to piss, do you go find a alley, or do you hold it in till the next toilet? (Or when you were 25)
Pissing in a nasty alley, along with someone shooting up 50m away is a great feeling
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For $6xx for 2br 2ba, they can shit in the elevator and key my cars
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I love a standing piss in an alley. I also love a sitting piss on a freshly cleaned home toilet. I’m a true piss enthusiast, but each piss has a time and place.
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Westopher is correct.
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seems like you got a dick up your ass well..get that checked
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Well.. I’d hate to be the first to say it, but Westopher is correct.
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