The Official Shit That No One Cares About, Thread

[noclue]

hope y'all taking metamucil/benefiber

[yray]

per my colorectal surgeon, the human asshole is pretty robust and not that fragile

its meant to handle shit and it heals pretty quick too

[Traum]

Originally Posted by yray

per my colorectal surgeon, the human asshole is pretty robust and not that fragile

its meant to handle shit and it heals pretty quick too

Is it also meant to handle getting ram...

OK, I can't bring myself to ask that...

[Badhobz]

I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. She was the one who introduced me to the world of anal. But she would take repeated pokings, often a few times a week and yet had no problems keeping her shit in.

I miss this slut and her magical ass.

[GS8]

Originally Posted by unit

i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal.

I do that, especially at breakfast and I consider that a blessing because I can empty my bowels before work.

I go 3 times a day on average. No hemorrhoids ever.

Doctor's generally say your body can go as little as or much as it wants. As long as there's no issues with the stool or how you're feeling, then it's all good.

Yesterday, I didn't go and I felt lethargic and heavy. Today, I went twice and the wind can carry me to Calgary.

Personally, I feel better knowing my system is always moving, especially at my age.

[GLOW]

y'all got rectal surgeons?

[smoothie.]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

I used to date this crazy cbc bitch in college. She was the one who introduced me to the world of anal. But she would take repeated pokings, often a few times a week and yet had no problems keeping her shit in.

I miss this slut and her magical ass.

If I didn't already have so many quotes in my sig, this would be a new addition.

[bcrdukes]

Originally Posted by GLOW

y'all got rectal surgeons?

THE ASS MAN!

[bcrdukes]

Originally Posted by smoothie.

If I didn't already have so many quotes in my sig, this would be a new addition.

I did it for you.

[mikemhg]

Originally Posted by unit

i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal. its obviously not the digested food from that meal, but somehow after eating it triggers his bm. so he goes like after every meal, like 2-3x a day or whatever.

im a once every 1-2 days kinda guy.. mostly its daily but sometimes not. always thought this was weird but apparently its within the normal range. i always go at home, usually after work. if i have to go in public i will but i almost never do unless i have an upset stomach or something.

i also pee sitting at home, standing at home is gross... you get droplets flying all over your pants/legs/toilet/floor... why subject yourself to that. however at friends houses or anywhere in public, im standing

if i make any sort of mess at my friends house though even just on the rim of the bowl, i will always clean up with a big wad of tp though.. im not a total asshole

Had a buddy like that the last time I went to Burning Man, staying in our RV, on top of it during the whole flood event of 2023.

Mofo would have an explosive shit after everything he ate. Needless to say our damn black water tank was filled and toasted after 2-3 days.

Being stuck in an RV that you can no longer shit or piss in fucking sucked.

[mikemhg]

We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.

That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.

[Gerbs]

Imagine peeing, bricked up at 4AM, while standing

[SkinnyPupp]

Originally Posted by mikemhg

We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.

That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.

That in the 80's and 90's, and if your parents didn't have your dick mutilated. Now I think it goes the other way, in North America at least.

[donk.]

Originally Posted by mikemhg

We've talked about this before but sitting to piss at home is mandatory. It's one of the things I hate with buddies come by for drinks, grosses me out.

That stupid stigma of men being fags when sitting to piss might be the one the dumbest things we grew up being indoctrinated with.

What about when your 50% plastered downtown, walking to the next spot, and need to piss, do you go find a alley, or do you hold it in till the next toilet? (Or when you were 25)

Pissing in a nasty alley, along with someone shooting up 50m away is a great feeling

[westopher]

I love a standing piss in an alley. I also love a sitting piss on a freshly cleaned home toilet. I’m a true piss enthusiast, but each piss has a time and place.

[SkinnyPupp]

Alleys, parkades, Vancouver has so many places to piss that aren't toilets

[Manic!]

Hehe you interested?

YouTube

[Badhobz]

Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp

Alleys, parkades, Vancouver has so many places to piss that aren't toilets

on some bitch's face.... what?

[donk.]

Originally Posted by Badhobz

on some bitch's face.... what?

This isnt your trip to Germany

[red kryptonite]

wow 5 pages of shit talk

[underscore]

Originally Posted by CivicBlues

For those of you who shit multiple times a day, how is your asshole not one giant hemorrhoid by now?

Wouldn't it be the opposite? Multiple times a day should mean it's coming out more smoothly and you're not constipated.

[SkinnyPupp]

You don't get hemorrhoids by shitting unless you're trying to force it

[supafamous]

This place is basically this Family Guy clip:

https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1982779711496298705

[6793026]

the last line... LOL.. ".,.. or die"

[smoothie.]

Start crowdsourcing the cleanest and nicest washrooms where we can sit in 4+ stalls and pee and chat