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The_AK 10-20-2011 10:31 AM

How to spot a masturbator
 
http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to...a-masturbator/
A preview of the article

Quote:

Masturbation is a serious issue facing families today but most parents are just too embarrassed to talk about it with their teens. Heed Colossians 3:5: “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.” If the sins of lust, covetousness, immoral thoughts, and pornography are forsaken and overcome, teen masturbation is a small offense that can be dealt with in the privacy of your own home. But when this self-indulgent practice becomes an addiction, it poses genuine health and spiritual risks, and also threatens workplace safety and the overall productivity of our economy

Apparently there are certain cues too

http://i40.tinypic.com/1824nr.jpg

hk20000 10-20-2011 10:33 AM

huh? Just look around you. All men are masturbators. Unless their balls fell off.

CRS 10-20-2011 10:36 AM

Not sure if srs....

cho 10-20-2011 10:37 AM

:seriously:

trancehead 10-20-2011 10:39 AM

hahah im not even going to the sauce article. the domain name is CHRIST WIRE first of all :troll:

And of course to christians, masturbation is the devil's exercise.

The_AK 10-20-2011 10:41 AM

If you fail me, you're a masturbator!

(waits on fails)

dinosaur 10-20-2011 10:45 AM

Attachment 8555

rJZx 10-20-2011 11:02 AM

:megusta: :sweetjesus:

missing those ^

Presto 10-20-2011 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trancehead (Post 7621853)
hahah im not even going to the sauce article. the domain name is CHRIST WIRE first of all :troll:

Christwire is a satirical site, kind of like the Onion.

illicitstylz 10-20-2011 12:01 PM

this you OP?

http://i.imgur.com/WgCHQ.png

spideyv2 10-20-2011 01:02 PM

Is that harry potter doing the smug face?
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punkwax 10-20-2011 01:13 PM

look in mirror.

The_AK 10-20-2011 01:19 PM

My god you're all masturbators! Everyone in this thread. Please....





















stay safe.
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murd0c 10-20-2011 01:20 PM

If I could only rub one off at work I would be a happy guy

CorneringArtist 10-20-2011 01:50 PM

It's :suspicious:, :heckno:, and :megusta:.

V4NC1TY 10-20-2011 01:53 PM

Christians ... they're against masturbation & gay marriage :gtfo:

Mancini 10-20-2011 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V4NC1TY (Post 7622060)
Christians ... they're against masturbation & gay marriage :gtfo:

Lol.

I used to feel guilty about masturbating. It was my christian friends that explained it was healthy and normal. In fact, if you don't get off regularly, it can have a detrimental effect on your erections.

And since we're talking about it smoking is a factor in causing erectile dysfunction.

Psykopathik 10-20-2011 07:16 PM

'Baters gonna 'bate

'scuse me...

http://www3.telus.net/madman604/funn...ge%20small.gif

XplicitLuder 10-20-2011 07:20 PM

can't fap to thread :okay:

MG1 10-20-2011 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V4NC1TY (Post 7622060)
Christians ... they're against masturbation & gay marriage :gtfo:

but into young boys............. j/k, j/k



god bless..........

Stealthy 10-20-2011 07:58 PM

http://i56.tinypic.com/2mxr0oo.gif

Excelsis 10-20-2011 08:02 PM

"Masturbation could lead to prostate cancer" :fuckthatshit:
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Vansterdam 10-20-2011 08:42 PM

:jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz:

MG1 10-20-2011 08:47 PM

To answer the question in the title of this thread, just look for hairy palms.


Urban Dictionary: hair to grow on the palm of your hand

Just don't whack off more than 42 times in one session, LOLOLOLOLOLOL

V4NC1TY 10-20-2011 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha v2 (Post 7622667)
"Masturbation could lead to prostate cancer" :fuckthatshit:
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Masturbation Lowers Risk of Prostate Cancer :fuckthatshit:
your arguments are invalid


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