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10-20-2011, 10:31 AM
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#1 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to...a-masturbator/
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Masturbation is a serious issue facing families today but most parents are just too embarrassed to talk about it with their teens. Heed Colossians 3:5: “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.” If the sins of lust, covetousness, immoral thoughts, and pornography are forsaken and overcome, teen masturbation is a small offense that can be dealt with in the privacy of your own home. But when this self-indulgent practice becomes an addiction, it poses genuine health and spiritual risks, and also threatens workplace safety and the overall productivity of our economy
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Apparently there are certain cues too 
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10-20-2011, 10:33 AM
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huh? Just look around you. All men are masturbators. Unless their balls fell off.
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10-20-2011, 10:36 AM
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10-20-2011, 10:37 AM
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hahah im not even going to the sauce article. the domain name is CHRIST WIRE first of all 
And of course to christians, masturbation is the devil's exercise.
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10-20-2011, 10:41 AM
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#6 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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If you fail me, you're a masturbator!
(waits on fails)
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10-20-2011, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by trancehead hahah im not even going to the sauce article. the domain name is CHRIST WIRE first of all | Christwire is a satirical site, kind of like the Onion.
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look in mirror.
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10-20-2011, 01:19 PM
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#13 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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My god you're all masturbators! Everyone in this thread. Please....
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10-20-2011, 01:20 PM
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If I could only rub one off at work I would be a happy guy
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Christians ... they're against masturbation & gay marriage  | |
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10-20-2011, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by V4NC1TY Christians ... they're against masturbation & gay marriage | Lol.
I used to feel guilty about masturbating. It was my christian friends that explained it was healthy and normal. In fact, if you don't get off regularly, it can have a detrimental effect on your erections.
And since we're talking about it smoking is a factor in causing erectile dysfunction.
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10-20-2011, 07:20 PM
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can't fap to thread 
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10-20-2011, 07:35 PM
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#20 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by V4NC1TY Christians ... they're against masturbation & gay marriage | but into young boys............. j/k, j/k
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"Masturbation could lead to prostate cancer"  Posted via RS Mobile | |
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#24 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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To answer the question in the title of this thread, just look for hairy palms. Urban Dictionary: hair to grow on the palm of your hand
Just don't whack off more than 42 times in one session, LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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10-20-2011, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Alpha v2 "Masturbation could lead to prostate cancer" Posted via RS Mobile | Masturbation Lowers Risk of Prostate Cancer
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