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The last ones are the best. I'm going to tell my kid I ate all his when he gets home from school I know he's going to cry.
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The kid at 2:00 was adorable but yeah, the last one was pretty funny.
My kid was supposed to be out collecting food donations with his classmate on Halloween. They were gone for 4 hours and came back with 1 bag of food and 2 knapsacks full of candy...each. I was kind of annoyed but it was pretty funny cause neither of them were wearing costumes and they were really good about sharing with my friends and I when they got home.
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The last ones are the best. I'm going to tell my kid I ate all his when he gets home from school I know he's going to cry.
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Originally Posted by ForbiddenX
^Don't forget to film it and post it on RS.
Not nearly as funny as the ones on Kimmel but his reaction none the less. I fully expected him to cry but he didn't really believe me so it was more of a whine.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I donīt care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. Thatīs how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth. - Rocky Balboa