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Girl 11-22-2011 02:00 AM

I booked us a trip to Hawaii for our anniversary/christmas/his birthday surprise last year. But that's $$$

Throw out clues all over and then when she asks you what you want, be like "you being here is enough" She'll melt and get you the list of shit that you've been dropping hints on ;) Girls are suckers for sweet talk, it gives them "emotional" security that they crave for.

Vansterdam 11-22-2011 02:38 AM

+1 3some
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xilley 11-22-2011 02:58 AM

sex coupons? wtf.. arent you able to get it anytime with her?
id go with a four some

Vansterdam 11-22-2011 03:42 AM

There's no way she's gonna let him have a 4 some with 2 other girls

Maybe with another guy and girl :heckno:
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MG1 11-22-2011 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyvu (Post 7698555)
lol go for the sex coupons

with no expiry date

you get to decide on small print



blindfold and tie her up............. then film it

R-U-Retarded? 11-22-2011 05:52 AM

if gf get really mad, will sex coupon still work == angry sex?

Zyzz 11-22-2011 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 7698445)
threesome. duh.

I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.

By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M. Otherwise things can get awkward really fast and asumming the third girl is not a prositute, which means she won't initiate and you will have to take in charge everything, then it is very likely that one of the girls will be left unattended in an awkward situation and get turned off / left unsatisfied.

ilvtofu 11-22-2011 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyzz (Post 7698650)
I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.

By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M. Otherwise things can get awkward really fast and asumming the third girl is not a prositute, which means she won't initiate and you will have to take in charge everything, then it is very likely that one of the girls will be left unattended in an awkward situation and get turned off / left unsatisfied.

Lol OP will spend next 2 nights doing... research, before proposing the idea.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zIdnPnRKSh...eComputer2.png

MG1 11-22-2011 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyzz (Post 7698650)
I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.

By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M.

yeah, definitely MFF, but MMF is good at times. Tag teaming, ftw. DP, not so muchee..... not into feeliing other guy's junk on the other side of basically a very thin barrier, LOLOLOLOL.

Unless it was a studly dude, like Berzerker............ j/k. Of god, bad thought.......... quick, someone post a nice pic to clear bad thought. I am now going to self flagellate.

gdoh 11-22-2011 08:31 AM

^ Eye Bleach

i would go for the 3 some or sex coupon with no expiration date

xilley 11-22-2011 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MG1 (Post 7698605)
with no expiry date

you get to decide on small print



blindfold and tie her up............. then film it

:heckno: now thats some kinky shit blindfold + tied up, do you need a whip and some dog chains too? haha

MG1 11-22-2011 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xilley (Post 7698723)
:heckno: now thats some kinky shit blindfold + tied up, do you need a whip and some dog chains too? haha

While you are behind pull on stick in teeth......... shall I go on?

Gonna have to spoiler that shit........

trollface 11-22-2011 09:48 AM

Groupons for sex.

ursher 11-22-2011 09:50 AM

a new gf that remembers your bday?

MindBomber 11-22-2011 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyzz (Post 7698650)
I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.

By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M. Otherwise things can get awkward really fast and asumming the third girl is not a prositute, which means she won't initiate and you will have to take in charge everything, then it is very likely that one of the girls will be left unattended in an awkward situation and get turned off / left unsatisfied.

It's sounds like you had a threesome, left a girl unattended, and created an awkward situation that left her turned off and unsatisfied. Keeping three people continually included isn't simple, but it's not the unachievable feat you're making it out to be for an intelligent and sexually capable individual.

I vote threesome.

Please film the two girls together and post it in this thread for our viewing pleasure, it's the least you owe us after all these wonderful suggestions.

rsx 11-22-2011 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MG1 (Post 7698708)
yeah, definitely MFF, but MMF is good at times. Tag teaming, ftw. DP, not so muchee..... not into feeliing other guy's junk on the other side of basically a very thin barrier, LOLOLOLOL.

Unless it was a studly dude, like Berzerker............ j/k. Of god, bad thought.......... quick, someone post a nice pic to clear bad thought. I am now going to self flagellate.

MMF is good at times...:heckno:

rsx 11-22-2011 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 7698516)
Not if your girlfriend buys all of her clothes from Chinese websites.
Last year she tried to get me an Abercrombie jacket with a big ass British flag stitched on the chest. :heckno:

HAHA, let's assume she buys locally and has a decent sense of style..

dark0821 11-22-2011 12:45 PM

Ok coming from someone who has had the sex coupon idea... Honestly she will just "make" you use it even though if it was the norm time/place that you two usually do it.... It's un-practical lol...

And plus shouldn't your gf let you anal/oral/straight up sex anyways?

If I were you I would ask for "free passes" being guys we fuck up at times.... This is where the free pass comes in

Gumby 11-22-2011 12:51 PM

How can a gf forget her bf's birthday?! :seriously:

Imagine you had forgotten hers.

TOS'd 11-22-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 7698998)
How can a gf forget her bf's birthday?! :seriously:

Imagine you had forgotten hers.

Go with free pass idea.

Forget her birthday,

Redeem free pass.

Gh0stRider 11-22-2011 12:59 PM

where's the OP???

Guessed he cashed in his sex coupons today.

urrh 11-22-2011 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 7699003)
Go with free pass idea.

Forget her birthday,

Redeem free pass.

or get her shitty gifts like tic tacs or insoles for her birthday for the next few years. if she complains you can say "remember that time you forgot my birthday?"

chin3se604 11-22-2011 02:22 PM

this thread is funny :haha:

RabidRat 11-22-2011 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urrh (Post 7699066)
or get her shitty gifts like tic tacs or insoles for her birthday for the next few years. if she complains you can say "remember that time you forgot my birthday?"

insoles :lol

NLY 11-22-2011 07:01 PM

I wouldnt get anything because once you get "it" then you guys will be "even" again.

Don't get anything and just use "remember when you forgot my birthday" as leverage in the future.

Imagine the difference of you forgetting her birthday, you would be in the shitters for a long time. Don't let her off the hook so easily and use it to guilt her.

but seriously, she forgot your birthday? i know it sounds cliche but that's kind of messed up.


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