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JesseBlue 11-22-2011 07:03 PM

get a jersey...or something from the dollar store...like condoms

Grim 11-22-2011 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizo (Post 7699460)
I wouldnt get anything because once you get "it" then you guys will be "even" again.

Don't get anything and just use "remember when you forgot my birthday" as leverage in the future.

Imagine the difference of you forgetting her birthday, you would be in the shitters for a long time. Don't let her off the hook so easily and use it to guilt her.

but seriously, she forgot your birthday? i know it sounds cliche but that's kind of messed up.

she had her med exams, so i cant b too harsh.
im not mad, but now that i can get an awesome gift......
teeehehehhe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gh0stRider (Post 7699004)
where's the OP???

Guessed he cashed in his sex coupons today.

i dotn need coupons :pokerface: lol

Gh0stRider 11-22-2011 09:05 PM

^^^

lol...he's alive

tiger_handheld 11-22-2011 09:36 PM

10 free coupons to use as you wish

Free Pass
three/foursome
car toys
w/e

threezero 11-22-2011 10:09 PM

I vote free pass.

Ppl that suggested sex coupon needs to step their game up.
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Grim 11-23-2011 01:20 AM

ok. lets all brainstorm this together, ya?

I ask for a 3some, and IF she replies with a MMF.
then what the fuck? i dont want another dude dicking her.. especially when im there.
MFF, ill porbably get my dick chopped off.... :/

dont think this plan will go thru

skyxx 11-23-2011 01:26 AM

Wouldn't know until you try.

LSF22 11-23-2011 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizo (Post 7699460)
I wouldnt get anything because once you get "it" then you guys will be "even" again.

Don't get anything and just use "remember when you forgot my birthday" as leverage in the future.

Imagine the difference of you forgetting her birthday, you would be in the shitters for a long time. Don't let her off the hook so easily and use it to guilt her.

but seriously, she forgot your birthday? i know it sounds cliche but that's kind of messed up.

+1

Vansterdam 11-23-2011 06:32 AM

what what in the butt

phobchnga 11-23-2011 09:31 AM

money! lose the GF buy some hookers! how could your gf forget your birthday, what a bitch!

Chronix 11-23-2011 09:57 AM

definitely clothes.

will068 11-23-2011 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim (Post 7699985)
ok. lets all brainstorm this together, ya?

...

MFF, ill porbably get my dick chopped off.... :/

dont think this plan will go thru

She owes you, whether she likes it or not.

Sex coupons is my vote. It's not that you don't need. It's when you want it and she won't give it up.

E.g. You're having a fight with her. Present that anal coupon. That will show her.

trollface 11-23-2011 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will068 (Post 7700390)
She owes you, whether she likes it or not.

Sex coupons is my vote. It's not that you don't need. It's when you want it and she won't give it up.

E.g. You're having a fight with her. Present that anal coupon. That will show her.

And what? She's going to give in just because the coupon you printed off that crappy Lexmark printer that's running out of colour again says so?

Let's take a moment and imagine how insane that senario is.

spoon.ek9 11-23-2011 01:17 PM

Financial Freedom. So I could spend my life doing what makes me and the people I care about, happy. That is all.

jackmeister 11-23-2011 01:42 PM

prenuptial agreement

freakshow 11-23-2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim (Post 7699633)
she had her med exams..

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackmeister (Post 7700530)
prenuptial agreement

:pokerface::pokerface: You should probably skip prenup..


If you're serious about this girl, go out for a nice dinner, tell her you don't need anything more, and you're happy just being with her. Of course, you kinda need to mean it. That'll go a long way, and it'll be much more useful than having a new computer or something.

If you're not serious about her, just make her pay for something you're gonna have to pay for eventually.. like the rent, or your Diablo 3 preorder..

threezero 11-23-2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will068 (Post 7700390)
She owes you, whether she likes it or not.

Sex coupons is my vote. It's not that you don't need. It's when you want it and she won't give it up.

E.g. You're having a fight with her. Present that anal coupon. That will show her.


Wtf man was ur only sexual experience in jail?

"you piss me off, but it's ok let me fuck you in the asshole and I will forgive u. Bend down bitch"

You sir are an asshole
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winson604 11-23-2011 05:35 PM

Just make sure if you ask for a 3some you clearly state it's you, her, and another girl. Watch her say yes, blindfold you, your all ready to rock and BOOM! it's another guy haha.

3some, sex coupons are great but if I had to pick something else I would go for a new tattoo if your into that stuff.

NLY 11-23-2011 05:37 PM

Presenting an anal coupon when they're fighting?

yeah that's the most rational thing to do during a fight.

:heckno:

Death2Theft 11-23-2011 05:48 PM

Suprised no one said anal.

124Y 11-23-2011 06:29 PM

Threesome with her hot friend.

flagella 11-23-2011 06:39 PM

get something expensive then dump her. How the fck does she forget ur b-day.

threezero 11-23-2011 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winson604 (Post 7700798)
Just make sure if you ask for a 3some you clearly state it's you, her, and another girl. Watch her say yes, blindfold you, your all ready to rock and BOOM! it's another guy haha.

3some, sex coupons are great but if I had to pick something else I would go for a new tattoo if your into that stuff.


New tattoo is a good idea until she demand u get sumthing that represents her since she's paying haha
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Psykopathik 11-24-2011 09:42 AM

anal 3 some. 3rd party must be female.

MG1 11-24-2011 01:41 PM

^man, your new avatar is not doing it for me.

Your old one was soooo cool.

Just saiyan............


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