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11-22-2011, 02:00 AM
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I booked us a trip to Hawaii for our anniversary/christmas/his birthday surprise last year. But that's $$$
Throw out clues all over and then when she asks you what you want, be like "you being here is enough" She'll melt and get you the list of shit that you've been dropping hints on  Girls are suckers for sweet talk, it gives them "emotional" security that they crave for.
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11-22-2011, 02:38 AM
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#27 | | ESKETIT
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11-22-2011, 02:58 AM
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#28 | | Banned By Establishment
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sex coupons? wtf.. arent you able to get it anytime with her?
id go with a four some
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11-22-2011, 03:42 AM
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#29 | | ESKETIT
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There's no way she's gonna let him have a 4 some with 2 other girls
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11-22-2011, 05:32 AM
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#30 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by tonyvu  lol go for the sex coupons | with no expiry date
you get to decide on small print
blindfold and tie her up............. then film it
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11-22-2011, 05:52 AM
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#31 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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if gf get really mad, will sex coupon still work == angry sex?
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11-22-2011, 07:04 AM
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#32 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture threesome. duh. | I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.
By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M. Otherwise things can get awkward really fast and asumming the third girl is not a prositute, which means she won't initiate and you will have to take in charge everything, then it is very likely that one of the girls will be left unattended in an awkward situation and get turned off / left unsatisfied.
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11-22-2011, 08:19 AM
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#33 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by Zyzz I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.
By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M. Otherwise things can get awkward really fast and asumming the third girl is not a prositute, which means she won't initiate and you will have to take in charge everything, then it is very likely that one of the girls will be left unattended in an awkward situation and get turned off / left unsatisfied. | Lol OP will spend next 2 nights doing... research, before proposing the idea.  | |
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11-22-2011, 08:22 AM
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#34 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by Zyzz I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.
By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M. | yeah, definitely MFF, but MMF is good at times. Tag teaming, ftw. DP, not so muchee..... not into feeliing other guy's junk on the other side of basically a very thin barrier, LOLOLOLOL.
Unless it was a studly dude, like Berzerker............ j/k. Of god, bad thought.......... quick, someone post a nice pic to clear bad thought. I am now going to self flagellate.
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11-22-2011, 08:31 AM
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^ Eye Bleach
i would go for the 3 some or sex coupon with no expiration date
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11-22-2011, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by MG1 with no expiry date
you get to decide on small print
blindfold and tie her up............. then film it | now thats some kinky shit blindfold + tied up, do you need a whip and some dog chains too? haha
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11-22-2011, 08:50 AM
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#37 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by xilley now thats some kinky shit blindfold + tied up, do you need a whip and some dog chains too? haha | While you are behind pull on stick in teeth......... shall I go on?
Gonna have to spoiler that shit........
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11-22-2011, 09:48 AM
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#38 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Groupons for sex.
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11-22-2011, 09:50 AM
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#39 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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a new gf that remembers your bday?
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11-22-2011, 10:11 AM
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#40 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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Originally Posted by Zyzz I wouldn't suggest a threesome if the OP has never experienced one.
By 3-some I am assuming this is MFF, therefore OP needs to have previous experience in order to be the only M. Otherwise things can get awkward really fast and asumming the third girl is not a prositute, which means she won't initiate and you will have to take in charge everything, then it is very likely that one of the girls will be left unattended in an awkward situation and get turned off / left unsatisfied. | It's sounds like you had a threesome, left a girl unattended, and created an awkward situation that left her turned off and unsatisfied. Keeping three people continually included isn't simple, but it's not the unachievable feat you're making it out to be for an intelligent and sexually capable individual.
I vote threesome.
Please film the two girls together and post it in this thread for our viewing pleasure, it's the least you owe us after all these wonderful suggestions.
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11-22-2011, 10:17 AM
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#41 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by MG1 yeah, definitely MFF, but MMF is good at times. Tag teaming, ftw. DP, not so muchee..... not into feeliing other guy's junk on the other side of basically a very thin barrier, LOLOLOLOL.
Unless it was a studly dude, like Berzerker............ j/k. Of god, bad thought.......... quick, someone post a nice pic to clear bad thought. I am now going to self flagellate. | MMF is good at times... | |
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11-22-2011, 10:18 AM
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#42 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture Not if your girlfriend buys all of her clothes from Chinese websites.
Last year she tried to get me an Abercrombie jacket with a big ass British flag stitched on the chest. | HAHA, let's assume she buys locally and has a decent sense of style..
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11-22-2011, 12:45 PM
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#43 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Ok coming from someone who has had the sex coupon idea... Honestly she will just "make" you use it even though if it was the norm time/place that you two usually do it.... It's un-practical lol...
And plus shouldn't your gf let you anal/oral/straight up sex anyways?
If I were you I would ask for "free passes" being guys we fuck up at times.... This is where the free pass comes in
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11-22-2011, 12:51 PM
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#44 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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How can a gf forget her bf's birthday?! 
Imagine you had forgotten hers.
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11-22-2011, 12:57 PM
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#45 | | :inoutugh:
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Originally Posted by Gumby How can a gf forget her bf's birthday?!
Imagine you had forgotten hers. | Go with free pass idea.
Forget her birthday,
Redeem free pass.
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11-22-2011, 12:59 PM
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where's the OP???
Guessed he cashed in his sex coupons today.
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11-22-2011, 02:07 PM
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#47 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by TOS'd Go with free pass idea.
Forget her birthday,
Redeem free pass. | or get her shitty gifts like tic tacs or insoles for her birthday for the next few years. if she complains you can say "remember that time you forgot my birthday?"
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11-22-2011, 02:22 PM
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#48 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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11-22-2011, 06:52 PM
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#49 | | RabidMod
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Originally Posted by urrh or get her shitty gifts like tic tacs or insoles for her birthday for the next few years. if she complains you can say "remember that time you forgot my birthday?" | insoles 
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11-22-2011, 07:01 PM
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I wouldnt get anything because once you get "it" then you guys will be "even" again.
Don't get anything and just use "remember when you forgot my birthday" as leverage in the future.
Imagine the difference of you forgetting her birthday, you would be in the shitters for a long time. Don't let her off the hook so easily and use it to guilt her.
but seriously, she forgot your birthday? i know it sounds cliche but that's kind of messed up.
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