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Old 12-10-2011, 05:22 PM   #1
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Can you tell the difference between a menís magazine and a rapist?

Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men's Magazine And A Rapist?

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1. There's a certain way you can tell that a girl wants to have sex . . . The way they dress, they flaunt themselves.

2. Some girls walk around in short-shorts . . . showing their body off . . . It just starts a man thinking that if he gets something like that, what can he do with it?

3. A girl may like anal sex because it makes her feel incredibly naughty and she likes feeling like a dirty slut. If this is the case, you can try all sorts of humiliating acts to help live out her filthy fantasy.

4. Mascara running down the cheeks means they've just been crying, and it was probably your fault . . . but you can cheer up the miserable beauty with a bit of the old in and out.

5. What burns me up sometimes about girls is dick-teasers. They lead a man on and then shut him off right there.

6. Filthy talk can be such a turn on for a girl . . . no one wants to be shagged by a mouse . . . A few compliments won't do any harm either . . . ĎI bet you want it from behind you dirty whore' . . .

7. You know girls in general are all right. But some of them are bitches . . . The bitches are the type that . . . need to have it stuffed to them hard and heavy.

8. Escorts . . . they know exactly how to turn a man on. I've given up on girlfriends. They don't know how to satisfy me, but escorts do.

9. You'll find most girls will be reluctant about going to bed with somebody or crawling in the back seat of a car . . . But you can usually seduce them, and they'll do it willingly.

10. There's nothing quite like a woman standing in the dock accused of murder in a sex game gone wrong . . . The possibility of murder does bring a certain frisson to the bedroom.

11. Girls ask for it by wearing these mini-skirts and hotpants . . . they're just displaying their body . . . Whether they realise it or not they're saying, ĎHey, I've got a beautiful body, and it's yours if you want it.'

12. You do not want to be caught red-handed . . . go and smash her on a park bench. That used to be my trick.

13. Some women are domineering, but I think it's more or less the man who should put his foot down. The man is supposed to be the man. If he acts the man, the woman won't be domineering.

14. I think if a law is passed, there should be a dress code . . . When girls dress in those short skirts and things like that, they're just asking for it.

15. Girls love being tied up . . . it gives them the chance to be the helpless victim.

16. I think girls are like plasticine, if you warm them up you can do anything you want with them.

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Old 12-10-2011, 05:25 PM   #2
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its not rape its suprise sex

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MY PENIS IS THE SIZE OF A CIGARETTE LIGHTER! jizzing on my keyboard is hard for me! imma be fucked for life, but fuck it I'm a BITCH!
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If a rape van was called a surprise van more women wouldn't mind going for rides in them
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I have always wanted to try raping someone in real life...


handsome people's problems...
That knock on the door you'll hear is nothing to be afraid of. Just some nice men that have a few questions for ya downtown.
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The University of Surrey eh?
Surrey is a rich, country-type area just outside of London. A far cry from Vancouver's version.
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Lol. Those arent even questions..
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I have always wanted to try raping someone in real life...


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Not a exactly a laughing or joking matter.

Just imagine it happening to your wife, daughter, sister, grandmother, friend, etc.

Even in jail rapists are lower than rats and cops. Wanting to fuck a girl is one thing, wanting to "try raping" is just fucked up and you should go see a shrink. First thing in a real rapists mind is downplaying the crime itself. AKA making jokes about it.
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How would you feel if you got raped? would you honestly want someone else to have that same feeling.....
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fucking internet white knights

typing on a forum here won't change shit. There is no difference between you and those girls on facebook posting the colour of their bra's for 'cancer awareness'.

Also, most 'rape' occurs between known acquaintances rather than strangers, and most of them are bullshit made up by the victims to get back at their ex's etc. Don't be so naive and believe everything the media tells you.
Tell that to a couple close female friends I have that have been raped. You don't have a clue what you are talking about so just shut up before you dig yourself a deeper hole.
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Rofl a couple friends? I think there is a problem with your network yourself, or the type of activities your circle chooses to do.

I have worked in the legal field, and stories like this come up much more often than you think.
Just because you had a job in the legal field doesn't mean you knew what was actually going on.

I have friendw that trust me who are like family, sounds like thats more then you can say for yourself. Just because you have friends doesn't mean they actually trust you and by the sounds a of things why would they.....
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Assuming that you're serious based on how you're conducting your conversation with murd0c, I have to tell you that your mental adventures are quite fucked. If you wanted to stick your penis in your possibly existing girlfriend's eye if that floats your boat, but with her consent then that kind of idea/thought is fucked up but at least it isn't with the intent of harming her; in general - a person.

Once your thoughts deviate to lose the capability to draw the fine line that is morality, in this case being perfectly fine with harming someone, then you become one of the best tools to exist. What tool you may ask oh handsome one? A tool to distinguish you from others and to label as a person who's existence shouldn't be a reality. Meaning you're more useful to society and humans as a nyan cat than a person

Such mentality is a disease that needs to be rid of for this world to be better.
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It's highly ironic that the one who looks like a pedo/rapist is the one arguing against rape.
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