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01-09-2012, 12:27 PM
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| How to maximize your trip to the salad bar buffet
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01-09-2012, 12:47 PM
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Carrots, cucumber, pineapple, raisins, peaches, peas, chickpeas and ranch dressing combo?  | |
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01-09-2012, 12:52 PM
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other than baby tomatoes with salad, i hate any other fruits with salad..
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01-09-2012, 01:13 PM
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LoL... that's pretty funny, actually. I wonder how long it takes to build that though...
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01-09-2012, 01:22 PM
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wtf dude, this is not an engineering marvel. this is stacked fruit and vegetables on a plate.
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01-09-2012, 01:47 PM
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Goes to a buffet, and maximize your stomach with fruits and salad?  | |
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01-09-2012, 01:57 PM
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#7 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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wtf is that shit? all salad?
americans got it figured out years ago 
brb 4 food groups plus ketchup
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01-09-2012, 02:15 PM
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#8 | | ESKETIT
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A Chinese engineer has devised a foolproof way to foil a Beijing Pizza Hut's "one bowl, one visit" salad bar policy.
Shen Hongrui's design shows patrons how to build a metre-tall salad tower out of salad bar ingredients.
The tower includes a base of chickpeas or potatoes, a scaffold of carrot sticks and an outer wall of sliced cucumber, leaving Pizza Hut customers a hollow tower to fill with delicious salad.
The design caught on quickly; so quickly that Pizza Hut has since removed salad bars from its Chinese restaurants , the Daily Mail reported.
| lol wow pizza hut responded preety quick
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01-09-2012, 02:47 PM
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LOL veggies~ I would skip
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01-09-2012, 03:03 PM
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People always have to take advantage of a situtation and ruin it for everyone, why take that much it's not like you will be able to eat it all.
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01-09-2012, 03:53 PM
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what a loser now they're gonna put height restrictions on my salad!
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01-09-2012, 04:02 PM
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It's all you can eat, not all you can carry 
Nice build I guess..I hope none of that was wasted though. Hate seeing perfectly good food get unfinished.
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01-09-2012, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonka  It's all you can eat, not all you can carry
Nice build I guess..I hope none of that was wasted though. Hate seeing perfectly good food get unfinished. | Pizzahut only allowed on trip to the salad bar.
I'm kind of pissed it wasn't a Indian that thought of it first.
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01-09-2012, 04:21 PM
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I'd hardly describe that as an engineering marvel either. I do marvel at how cheap some people can be.
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01-09-2012, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Phil@rise what a loser now they're gonna put height restrictions on my salad! | We all know you toss it not eat it  | |
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01-09-2012, 04:25 PM
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if ur eating salad at a buffet in the first place, you aint maximizing shit Posted via RS Mobile | |
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| I find it hilarious that Chinese people were so cheap that enough of them did this to make Pizza Hut just go "...well, shit." and pull the plug on salad bars altogether in the entire country. I don't know how many stores that is but it has to be hundreds.
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01-09-2012, 09:03 PM
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More interesting is how this turned into a thread full of stereotypes when the guy probably did it to stick it to this one bowl rule. If I went to a "buffet" that had this rule, I would've tried to shove as much crap on my plate as I could regardless if I was going to eat it all or not. This guy just did a much better job than I can.
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01-10-2012, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Manic! Pizzahut only allowed on trip to the salad bar.
I'm kind of pissed it wasn't a Indian that thought of it first. | that because they used the "There's a fly in my salad! Give me a discount." route 
free salad bar!
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01-10-2012, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Gridlock I'd hardly describe that as an engineering marvel either. I do marvel at how cheap some people can be. | White people. 
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01-10-2012, 06:46 PM
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Hahaha I remember trying to load up my softserve ice-cream on the ferries all the time when I was a kid. Can't ever seem to get as much in there anymore.
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