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02-15-2012, 05:01 PM
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#1 | | Zombie Mod
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| Must-Have: HDMI Cable - made with real diamonds??!!
For that price, it better be! http://www.bestbuy.com/site/AudioQue...ustomerreviews 
Check out the comment section, and you'll realize how godly this cable is. Some snippets: Quote:
But I love the way it feels on my skin. And I read a book somewhere that diamonds conduct electricity better than any other element, so these must be the best hdmi cables available.
What's great about it: So Smooth
What's not so great: Only thing better would be adamantium
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The past few years I was feeling more and more depressed due to the fact that my wife is so obsessed with that Vampire Diarrhea show on TV, and there was nothing in the world that could convince her to switch the channel. With this Silver-Plated HDMI cable, my prayers have been answered. There is no way in the world that any vampire related video signal can survive going through it. It simply filters out those horrid shows once and for all. I'm actually surprised they didn't name it "Vampire B-Gone" or something like that. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
What's great about it: It filters out vampire shows and movies. Nuff said.
What's not so great: I had to sell my daughters fluffy unicorn to buy this.
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You've never transmitted 1's and 0's until you've transmitted them with this cable!!! I expected to pay $5000 for a silly 1' fiber optic cable, but I got more than THREE FEET with SILVER and DIAMONDS! For 1/5th the price! Oh my gosh, using this cable is a religious experience. I honestly think my TV touched God when I connected the silver prong. You think your binary works well now. Wait until you try this one!
What's great about it: Using this cable is a religious experience.
What's not so great: I can only have the religious experience when I use this cable.
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02-15-2012, 05:07 PM
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02-15-2012, 05:09 PM
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02-15-2012, 05:09 PM
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02-15-2012, 05:10 PM
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02-15-2012, 05:10 PM
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I was able to get these for $200...fairly comparable to Monster cable pricing.
hold on...lemme get my lawyer friend on the phone.
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02-15-2012, 05:44 PM
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Buys $1000 dollar cable to connect to dynex tv from wal-mart...
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02-15-2012, 05:59 PM
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02-15-2012, 06:06 PM
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here i thought it was from Monster
too many suckers with too much money
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02-15-2012, 06:55 PM
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#10 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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I bought this cord to replace my unborn son's umbilical cord. It seemed the one he was supllied with from his monther had less throughput, more distortion and certainly no perfect-surface silver conductors. After one rather disappointing full trimester he seemed to be taking an awful long time to gestate, so I bit the bullet and bought this cord. It was pricey but I though my son was worth it.
Although installation was actually quite difficult, now that this cord is installed I have begun to notice quite a difference. Rather than just kicking as he had been doing he is now performing yoga positions and running marathon-distance lengths. He sings along to music pressed against my wife's stomach and can communicates with sign language during ultrasounds.
My wife is now in her third trimester and after one whole trimester with the AudioQuest Diamond cord installed I can certainly say it was worth the money in every way. My unborn son is now 22 lbs 3 oz and I have enrolled him in college for next year. Life will be a triumph for him, all thanks to the Dielectric-Bias System of this cord.
What's great about it: 1000% better than manufacturer-supplied cheap generic cord.
What's not so great: Installation a bit messy.
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02-15-2012, 07:27 PM
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02-15-2012, 08:12 PM
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#12 | | Welcome to Planet Power ///M
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did some forum decide to collectively troll the comments? there are 100 reviews for a $1000 dollar cable LOL
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02-15-2012, 09:13 PM
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#13 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Man, you gotta go read the reviews yourself. Some of them are just too funny!
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02-16-2012, 09:32 AM
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02-16-2012, 09:37 AM
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#15 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by Gridlock  Buys $1000 dollar cable to connect to dynex tv from wal-mart... | Probably not going to be able to buy a Dynex TV from WalMart, considering Dynex is the house brand of BestBuy.
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02-16-2012, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Probably not going to be able to buy a Dynex TV from WalMart, considering Dynex is the house brand of BestBuy. | 
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02-16-2012, 10:23 AM
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#17 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by Gridlock
Because that was so the point. | 
Would have been better satire if you didn't mention WalMart, because Dynex is the crap brand of BestBuy, and it is BestBuy selling this ridiculous cable.
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02-16-2012, 10:41 AM
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this one made me lol Quote:
I was a poor Physics student not making it in the world, but then I took a risk and bought the AudioQuest Diamond 3.3' High-Speed HDMI Cable - Dark Gray/Black.
It turned out to be exactly what I needed to contain the quantum-flux-state on my time machine! With it I was able to go back into the past and found AudioQuest Inc, and now I'm making MILLIONS.
I also removed the flux-state properties from the cable, but this seems to have created a bit of a paradox. So now, while I have no rivals, there is an evil tentacle cow beast trying to devour the universe. However, with my MILLIONS I have been able to found a secret organization to fight this threat.
Thumbs up AudioQuest Diamond 3.3' High-Speed HDMI Cable - Dark Gray/Black!
What's great about it: Enables time travel and MILLIONS
What's not so great: Time paradox tentacle cow beast
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