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02-21-2012, 12:27 PM
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#1 | | Banned By Establishment
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| How far would you go to get your iPhone back from a thief?
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An iPhone thief in Washington Heights demanded oral sex from his male victim, then refused to return the cellphone once the the deed was done, cops said.
The victim, a gay twenty-something from Chelsea, told investigators he had swilled a few drinks at a downtown bar last Wednesday night before hopping a northbound A-train. As the subway passed the 181st Street station, the dozing victim felt a bump, woke up and noticed a man had stolen his iPhone, cops said.
He claims he chased the suspect into a wooded area near The Cloisters. There, the suspect allegedly made his bizarre request, but reneged on the deal and ran off with the iPhone once the sex act was complete, the victim told cops.
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What a sucker(PUN!)
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02-21-2012, 12:34 PM
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#2 | | no
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lol wtf is wrong with people
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02-21-2012, 12:34 PM
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#3 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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02-21-2012, 12:35 PM
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02-21-2012, 12:41 PM
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#5 | | NA1
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02-21-2012, 12:44 PM
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The FUCK?!!
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02-21-2012, 02:26 PM
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#7 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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02-21-2012, 02:29 PM
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#8 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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???????? What the hell????????
Well... the victim IS gay so I guess its like demanding a bj from a chick... Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-21-2012, 02:43 PM
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#9 | | Princess Dewey
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He gave the guy a blow job to get his iPhone back 
And he was surprised the guy didn't give it back... 
Thief = 
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if her age on the clock, she's too young for a cock
[12-03, 22:33] Amuro Ray
i was wearing women's clothing in my picture
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i have hello kitty underwear
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i find feet sexually exciting
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if i was a guy i'd just ejaculate on her face all up in her nose, mark yo territory like a beast
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i just watched japanese girls poop on each other for like 10 mins | |
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02-21-2012, 02:45 PM
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#10 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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He could have just pretended to go down on him and then punch him in the balls super hard.
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02-21-2012, 02:46 PM
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He claims he chased the suspect into a wooded area
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02-21-2012, 02:49 PM
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#12 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Keyword: claims
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02-21-2012, 02:50 PM
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Lmao wtf Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-21-2012, 02:52 PM
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I think its a BS story, like anyone would actually admit something like that.
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02-21-2012, 02:55 PM
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#15 | | My name is PJ and I like dogs.
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02-21-2012, 03:04 PM
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02-21-2012, 08:55 PM
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#17 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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shudda bit his thing off | |
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02-21-2012, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 124Y  I guess he didn't see that one coming. | anyone else say aloud "ba dum tsssss" and do the drum roll motion with your hands? lol
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02-21-2012, 09:45 PM
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sucks to be him Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-21-2012, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Amuro Ray ???????? What the hell????????
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02-21-2012, 10:47 PM
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#21 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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LMAO
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02-22-2012, 12:05 AM
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#22 | | RS controls my life!
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too bad the gay dude didn't have balls to beat the shit out of the thief.
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02-22-2012, 03:04 AM
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#23 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Maybe the dude is a slut of the gay world I don't know Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-22-2012, 05:35 AM
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Lame. I clicked on the thread thinking someone did an epic sting to get their phone back and catch the thief. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-22-2012, 07:24 AM
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#25 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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