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03-02-2012, 07:10 PM
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Promoters are the biggest slime balls next to real estate agents.
Fuck. Maybe even Richmond Subaru.
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03-02-2012, 07:55 PM
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Is RS /misc/ now? wtf
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03-02-2012, 10:01 PM
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LOL funniest post ever. Posted via RS Mobile
edit: What happened to the porn-like post?
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03-02-2012, 10:14 PM
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03-02-2012, 10:28 PM
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03-02-2012, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightwalker Is RS /misc/ now? wtf |
Due to the high protein diet I've been on the past few weeks, I knew that my current situation was going to present quite the challenge. That, Plus I was ripping ass all day. I showered and scrubbed my tight yet firm buttocks [due to many years of deep ,ass to the floor squats in the gymnasium] with a variety of soaps and body washes.
I picked out all the dingle berries, and anally probed myself with a mach 3 razor. It felt as though I was being raped by a hammerhead shark. Afterwards,I wedged my fingers between the cheeks and smelled them. If the scent of ass still lingered like Commondale in the rh, I would rinse and repeat. Once odor free, I wiped myself with a paper towel to check for anal leakage. Then I carefully brushed my ass with a water color paintbrush to extract any toilet paper shards that could obstruct mobile home girl's airway.
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03-03-2012, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by dhillon09 Due to the high protein diet I've been on the past few weeks, I knew that my current situation was going to present quite the challenge. That, Plus I was ripping ass all day. I showered and scrubbed my tight yet firm buttocks [due to many years of deep ,ass to the floor squats in the gymnasium] with a variety of soaps and body washes.
I picked out all the dingle berries, and anally probed myself with a mach 3 razor. It felt as though I was being raped by a hammerhead shark. Afterwards,I wedged my fingers between the cheeks and smelled them. If the scent of ass still lingered like Commondale in the rh, I would rinse and repeat. Once odor free, I wiped myself with a paper towel to check for anal leakage. Then I carefully brushed my ass with a water color paintbrush to extract any toilet paper shards that could obstruct mobile home girl's airway. | That is quite a clean ass. Good job!!
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03-03-2012, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by dhillon09 Due to the high protein diet I've been on the past few weeks, I knew that my current situation was going to present quite the challenge. That, Plus I was ripping ass all day. I showered and scrubbed my tight yet firm buttocks [due to many years of deep ,ass to the floor squats in the gymnasium] with a variety of soaps and body washes.
I picked out all the dingle berries, and anally probed myself with a mach 3 razor. It felt as though I was being raped by a hammerhead shark. Afterwards,I wedged my fingers between the cheeks and smelled them. If the scent of ass still lingered like Commondale in the rh, I would rinse and repeat. Once odor free, I wiped myself with a paper towel to check for anal leakage. Then I carefully brushed my ass with a water color paintbrush to extract any toilet paper shards that could obstruct mobile home girl's airway. | 
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03-03-2012, 01:38 AM
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i love it when fools put club promoters on their resume like its suppose to up their credentials
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03-03-2012, 09:59 AM
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who gives a shit?
some ppl doing that for social connectivity, others do it for the extra 200bux a night (which they'll spend back in the club, and in most cases, douchebags thinks its the coolest job and it gets chicks.
thats why they do it.
the end, stfu and dont make another thread/account like this.
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03-03-2012, 10:56 AM
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^^^y u mad?...lol
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03-03-2012, 11:27 AM
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#37 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by Glove one of my buddies is a promoter,
literally had to block him off facebook for all the spam. | x1000 
theres a white guy that promotes for asian clubs here locally...he spams my news feed with his endless promoting, the latest sports scores from all 4 leagues, everytime the cancucks score, CNN news, 9gag pics, youtube videos and so on and so on...every minute of everyday!
Soo effing annoying...thank god my fb is at peace with him blocked.
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03-03-2012, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Grim who gives a shit?
some ppl doing that for social connectivity, others do it for the extra 200bux a night (which they'll spend back in the club, and in most cases, douchebags thinks its the coolest job and it gets chicks.
thats why they do it.
the end, stfu and dont make another thread/account like this. | 1+
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03-03-2012, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dhillon09 Due to the high protein diet I've been on the past few weeks, I knew that my current situation was going to present quite the challenge. That, Plus I was ripping ass all day. I showered and scrubbed my tight yet firm buttocks [due to many years of deep ,ass to the floor squats in the gymnasium] with a variety of soaps and body washes.
I picked out all the dingle berries, and anally probed myself with a mach 3 razor. It felt as though I was being raped by a hammerhead shark. Afterwards,I wedged my fingers between the cheeks and smelled them. If the scent of ass still lingered like Commondale in the rh, I would rinse and repeat. Once odor free, I wiped myself with a paper towel to check for anal leakage. Then I carefully brushed my ass with a water color paintbrush to extract any toilet paper shards that could obstruct mobile home girl's airway. | aware, repped.
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03-03-2012, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by jayare604 aware, repped. | Posted via RS Mobile | |
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03-03-2012, 04:58 PM
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#41 | | First to fail !SG evar! Now i have yellow fever...
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Originally Posted by Ludepower x1000
theres a white guy that promotes for asian clubs here locally... | What does it matter if he is white and the club Asian? Could have made the exact same point without this sentence, just sayin'
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03-03-2012, 05:36 PM
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Don't do it. It's not a real job. You may think it sounds cool to be a promotor but in reality it's a waste of time unless you're doing it to get into the club for free/party hard or meet new people and build up your network..
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03-03-2012, 09:43 PM
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I don't get the hate, but haters gonna hate. It's a hard job that can involve a lot of risk. There can be a lot of money to be made (or not, like I experienced). I've also thrown raves, haven't lost cash on those though thankfully.
Without promoters none of the DJs or bands you like would ever play near you.
Where I'm from the promoter is the person throwing the party, I wouldn't confuse flyer kids or a ticket vender for a promoter.
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03-03-2012, 10:23 PM
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^ not the case here locally?
at least for me all of the "promoters" i have met are ticket seller and spammers.
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03-03-2012, 10:56 PM
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#45 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by Nightwalker I don't get the hate, but haters gonna hate. It's a hard job that can involve a lot of risk. There can be a lot of money to be made (or not, like I experienced). I've also thrown raves, haven't lost cash on those though thankfully.
Without promoters none of the DJs or bands you like would ever play near you.
Where I'm from the promoter is the person throwing the party, I wouldn't confuse flyer kids or a ticket vender for a promoter. | That's the position of the head promoter, or committee. I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the fact that it is quite difficult to plan/procure a headliner band/dj to come play at a venue.
The latter of "promoters" are faggotry kids who spam-post on fb/twitter/social garbage about clubs/events and believe that they are the head promoter for it. They are in fact, new-age flyer kids, with the assistance of the internet.
I tip my hat to those who organize massive events by themselves, but all else can DIAF.
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03-04-2012, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes Promoters are the biggest slime balls next to real estate agents.
Fuck. Maybe even Richmond Subaru. | Agree, and i hate those promoters who stand in a circle all bbm ing at the same time acting all hardcore and shitt when they don't even make shit.
This is my face when i see these guys 
and please don't get me started on those LB promoters for asian clubs ...they are a fucking joke and shame to the Vancouver nightlife
As for the spamming part, they always say the same thing for every event for example:
"get tickets before they are all gone"
"guranteed sold out event" !
"Get there early, gona be an epic night" | |
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03-04-2012, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Ludepower x1000
theres a white guy that promotes for asian clubs here locally...he spams my news feed with his endless promoting, the latest sports scores from all 4 leagues, everytime the cancucks score, CNN news, 9gag pics, youtube videos and so on and so on...every minute of everyday!
Soo effing annoying...thank god my fb is at peace with him blocked. | theres also a brown guy who tries to look all G in a Dussault hoodie and messenger bag promoting for Asian clubs locally too hahaha. My frends blocked that dude also 
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03-04-2012, 02:10 AM
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All I got to say is haters are going to hate.
I don't have anything against promoters, they do what they have to do , wwhatever you like it or not.
Sometimes it maybe annoying but end of the day they are just trying to make money.
I promote but I don't spam it, I help my friends .
I don't make money off it but I help their name get out there into the industry and luckily they got signed to the same label as armin so I'm proud of them and wish them the best as their song will be played on ASOT 550.
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03-04-2012, 03:04 AM
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03-04-2012, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by blee123
As for the spamming part, they always say the same thing for every event for example:
"get tickets before they are all gone"
"guranteed sold out event" !
"Get there early, gona be an epic night" | it's gonna be the biggest event yet!!! come out!!!! Quote:
Originally Posted by Firmware
I promote but I don't spam it, I hope my friends .
I don't make money off it but I help their name get out there into the industry and luckily they got signed to the same label as armin so I'm proud of them and wish them the best as their song will be played on ASOT 550.
Everyone has different views about it. Posted via RS Mobile | I'm not sure, but I think you may be talking about a different type. People are hating on those promoters who spam invites for random weekly clubbing events from groups such as Envy or ninelife?
What they do has nothing to do with promoting a dj. They just sell tickets as a side job
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