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Old 04-06-2012, 01:35 AM   #1
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regular shower not good enough?

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Three Drunk Canadians Get Naked and Ride a Shopping Cart Though a Car Wash

Whaddya mean it's against the law to get drunk and joyride a shopping cart naked through a car wash, eh?

According to police reports, the trio of twenty-year-olds in Abbotsford, Vancouver had reportedly stripped down to their skivvies and set the washer to "Super Typhoon" before hopping into the cart and taking a bath sometime after midnight Thursday. Police were summoned when neighbors heard screaming from car wash, presumably because the Super Typhoon setting comes with a free under-chassis sealant and hot wax spray.

"We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren't made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night," police Constable Ian MacDonald told the Vancouver Sun. Police warned the joyriders and sent them home without their cart.
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Old 04-06-2012, 02:17 AM   #2
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that's so gay
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epic. that story can get them laid.
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That must've been freezing cold... good way to sober up!
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Old 04-06-2012, 07:41 AM   #7
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epic. that story can get them laid.
Not after having their balls sauteed in hot wax.
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that's so gay
Still not as gay as twilight.
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^this.

Getting in ze nood and having a shower with three dudes. Can't rationalize how that would not be gay.
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:56 PM   #11
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Saw the subject line... immediately looked to see if it was an asian_XL thread, expecting something about golden showers...
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3 DUDES IN A SHOPPING CART? NEKED?!

dont see how that story is gonna get them laid .... with people other than each other
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:03 PM   #13
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Come on'

We've all had ideas like this after a long night of drinking, these guys were just drunk enough to go through with it. Props to Abby PD for letting them go with nothing but hot waxed balls as punishment.
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Saw the subject line... immediately looked to see if it was an asian_XL thread, expecting something about golden showers...
he does have a knack for starting threads like that
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Old 04-07-2012, 12:40 AM   #15
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3 DUDES IN A SHOPPING CART? NEKED?!

dont see how that story is gonna get them laid .... with people other than each other
Have all the parties you've ever gone too been proper, with appropriate conversations only restrictions?
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cant imagine how they are being bounced inside the car wash LOL
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wow so their asses and balls got sprayed with hot wax....i wonder iftheyre all shiny now. or just super burnt
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We've all had ideas like this after a long night of drinking, these guys were just drunk enough to go through with it. Props to Abby PD for letting them go with nothing but hot waxed balls as punishment.
Even after nights of drinking and heavy drug use... never has the idea of stripping down naked with 3 dudes, squeezing into a shopping cart and going through a car wash, ever crossed my mind. Granted, we've all done stupid shit, but this is pretty gay any way you look at it.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:39 PM   #21
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i was expecting the worst and thinking this is going to be a tubgirl repost
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