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Old 05-04-2012, 07:44 AM   #1
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Hottest Women in Prison

Here we go. This is buttloads of fun!

Hot Female Prisoners: Photo List of Sexy Women in Prison

I think my favorite is this chick:

Reason for Incarceration: Identity theft, Aggravated Animal Abuse In The First Degree

"I am outgoing, open minded, and I love to laugh. I love sports, snowboarding, and the outdoors, anything under the sun! I really enjoy traveling and I still want to go to a lot of foreign countries."

"I'm an outgoing girl that loves everything under the sun, including stealing your wallet and killing your cat! I want to travel to foreign countries, but can't because I have a record. So pictures. I'll travel through pictures.
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Old 05-04-2012, 07:59 AM   #2
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:03 AM   #3
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Oh man, the quality really drops off quick.
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:07 AM   #4
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Hot, hot sex in exchanged for being stabbed in the throat......hmmmmmmmmm
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As a strong believer in George Costanza's argument that an inmate is the ideal girlfriend, I welcome this thread with open arms. Move over POF, hello meet-an-inmate!
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:26 AM   #7
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It's more fun to read their Reason for Incarceration
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:25 AM   #8
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Reason for incarceration: Possession with intent to deliver cocaine

Just by looking at her last name I could have guessed why she was in prison.
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:33 AM   #9
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Ophelia Castro

Reason for incarceration: Possession with intent to deliver cocaine

Just by looking at her last name I could have guessed why she was in prison.
fidel castro was a revolutionist,

you are thinking of pablo escobar.
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:39 AM   #10
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OMG AWESOME!!!!!! And Renee Bell looks so sweet and innocent...
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:55 AM   #13
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I can't imagine what some of these girls must look like now after being in the joint for a while,they probably look like total butches by now,short boy cut hair,tattoos from the neck down to their fingertips,battlescars ect....
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:16 AM   #14
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no before and after pic, no thank you LOL
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:56 PM   #15
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the second one has so much crazy in her eyes it scares me
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:41 PM   #16
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:40 PM   #17
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As a strong believer in George Costanza's argument that an inmate is the ideal girlfriend, I welcome this thread with open arms. Move over POF, hello meet-an-inmate!
Meet-An-Inmate.com - Male and Female Inmates Desire Pen pals

lol my bud was showing me that the other day hahahaha
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:56 PM   #18
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#2 is hot...but 2nd degree murder damn
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:05 PM   #19
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I wouldn't put them on the top 1000
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:14 PM   #20
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I pick the first one. For obvious reasons.....
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:23 PM   #21
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damn..this feels kinda creepy for some reason
Some of their release dates are in 15+ years
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Renee Bell



My name is Renee, as you already know, I'm 33. I'm lonely and in search of a real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison. Must be a kind and caring individual.

I'm honest, sincere, easygoing, and love to learn new things. I also love the simple things in life, romance, hugs, shopping, travel, love, etc. I love laughing and making others laugh. I love to have fun! Let's get to know one another. Must be willing to commit eventually. I promise you won't be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps. I am here, waiting to hear from you sooner than later, Race is not an issue.

Race: White
Date of Birth: 5-30-78
Release Date: 3-20-2017
Height: 6'
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke? No
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
Education: High school
Occupation before prison: Student/Upholstery
Activities in prison: Reading, writing, exercising, college
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:58 PM   #23
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Christine Coffman:

"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."


That says to me, help me break out of this joint and I'm all yours.




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Christine Coffman:

"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."


That says to me, help me break out of this joint and I'm all yours.


Her whole written thing is, "I want to write you some of the hottest letters known to man."

Guess she's good if you have a prison fetish. Does anyone actually have a prison fetish?
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prison is one place where u wanna be as ugly and fat as possible...
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