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05-17-2012, 07:30 PM
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| Man caught with 42 cocaine-filled condoms in his stomach |
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05-17-2012, 07:35 PM
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#2 | RS controls my life!
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Too bad none of the condoms ripped in his stomach, it would have been a quick OD
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05-17-2012, 07:43 PM
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cocaine? the hell
i know they do it for heroin since it costs such an insane amount but cocaine oO
ah he was trying to go to australia but still.... the hell
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05-17-2012, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by StylinRed cocaine? the hell
i know they do it for heroin since it costs such an insane amount but cocaine oO
ah he was trying to go to australia but still.... the hell | One kilogram of cocaine is worth 25-30K in North America,once it reachs Australia or Europe,the price rises to 70-80K if not more.
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05-17-2012, 08:50 PM
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i wonder if they made him shit it out or opened up his stomach..
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05-17-2012, 08:57 PM
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Just the thought of swallowing a condom makes me gag!
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05-17-2012, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by GGnoRE Too bad none of the condoms ripped in his stomach, it would have been a quick OD | My first and only thought
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05-17-2012, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by GGnoRE Too bad none of the condoms ripped in his stomach, it would have been a quick OD | That's why you always double wrap it.
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05-17-2012, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ilovebacon i wonder if they made him shit it out or opened up his stomach.. | WTF? forced surgery to take it out? are you out of your mind??
they x-ray every day and keep him under close watch until he shits it out.
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05-17-2012, 09:49 PM
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What if he had constipation problems?
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05-17-2012, 10:08 PM
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They should smuggle cocaine in women's tits, I bet that's never been done before.
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05-17-2012, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by rsx They should smuggle cocaine in women's tits, I bet that's never been done before. |  |
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05-17-2012, 11:07 PM
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Points for the thought, but they've got those body scanners now.
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05-17-2012, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by rsx They should smuggle cocaine in women's tits, I bet that's never been done before. | Fuck off. Tits are great the way they are. THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE FOR.
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05-18-2012, 05:32 AM
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05-18-2012, 12:09 PM
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