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	   |  Put your car on CL for an absurd price  
 
			
			So, we were bored on chat, and this is what I came up with to kill 20 minutes.  
Obviously this is for trolling and entertaining emails, and not for posting your CL ad.  If any links posted, CL or non CL, aren't allowed, MODS please delete them.   
After making the ad, this is actually pretty cool to get to know other members cars, outside of the RS journals.   
I'm starting with a legit ad for now, eventually it will be quite trollful.  
From chat,   2013 Hyundai Genesis coupe 2.0T R-Spec SUPER RARE 
led to   2013 Genesis coupe 2.0T R-Spec------BEWARE OF SCAMMER   
then   2004 Acura TSX w/ MODS!!!!! 
and  2003 Honda Accord Coupe V6 - new transmission!
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					Originally Posted by jasonturbo  Too bad it isn't about flipping cars to lose money, I'm really good at that. |   Quote:   | 
					Originally Posted by SkunkWorks  This wouldn't happen if you didn't drive a peasant car like an Audi...  |   Quote:   | [14-05, 14:59] FastAnna 	You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch [15-05, 10:35]	FastAnna Yeah I was dreaming of those big titties in that tiny bra
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					Originally Posted by westopher  I'd probably blow someone for that 911 |  |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 11:51 AM | #2 |   | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch 
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			Thanks for not editing it for maximum    
BTW, I already got an email, thanking me for the heads up.
		
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 Originally posted by v.b.
 can we stop, my pussy hurts...
 Originally posted by asian_XL
 fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
 Originally posted by Fei-Ji
 haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
 Originally posted by FastAnna
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	   |   Quote:   | He kept saying something about "Oppan Gangnam Style" while dancing around like a fairy, everytime he talked about the car. |    
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		 |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 12:14 PM | #5 |   | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch 
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MY AD WORKED!!!!!!   
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 Originally posted by v.b.
 can we stop, my pussy hurts...
 Originally posted by asian_XL
 fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
 Originally posted by Fei-Ji
 haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
 Originally posted by FastAnna
 when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad    RSUV #7
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			flagged and removed... POST HEADS UP email!
		 
				__________________  Quote:   | [03-07, 03:26] Yodamaster - The feeling when you quickly insert without hitting the sides |  |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 12:20 PM | #7 |   | MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD 
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				__________________  Quote:   | [03-07, 03:26] Yodamaster - The feeling when you quickly insert without hitting the sides |  |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 12:23 PM | #8 |   | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch 
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			WTF? All your ads are down?
 RELIST!!!
 
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 Originally posted by v.b.
 can we stop, my pussy hurts...
 Originally posted by asian_XL
 fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
 Originally posted by Fei-Ji
 haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
 Originally posted by FastAnna
 when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad    RSUV #7
 |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 12:30 PM | #9 |   | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum 
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			Lol, I can see some idiot giving an offer you can't refuse if they don't know their cars + haven't done any research. Maybe I'll post my minivan for 50k
		 |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 12:31 PM | #10 |   | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001 
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			Wait, so I don't get the point of this...
		 
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			Just chat trolls being trolls.   |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 03:26 PM | #12 |   | MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD 
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			all got flagged.. even tho hoose's seemed legit, i think it was someone on rs   
				__________________  Quote:   | [03-07, 03:26] Yodamaster - The feeling when you quickly insert without hitting the sides |  |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 03:31 PM | #13 |   | #savethemanuals 
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			Aww I didn't get to see the listings    |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 03:33 PM | #14 |   | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001 
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					Originally Posted by Energy  Aww I didn't get to see the listings   |  Don't worry. They weren't as funny as the    face suggests.
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			who's the jerk that ruined it? 
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					Originally Posted by jasonturbo  Too bad it isn't about flipping cars to lose money, I'm really good at that. |   Quote:   | 
					Originally Posted by SkunkWorks  This wouldn't happen if you didn't drive a peasant car like an Audi...  |   Quote:   | [14-05, 14:59] FastAnna 	You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch [15-05, 10:35]	FastAnna Yeah I was dreaming of those big titties in that tiny bra
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					Originally Posted by westopher  I'd probably blow someone for that 911 |  |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 06:01 PM | #16 |   | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS 
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			did anyone have a screenshot by any chance? I wanted to see lol
		 |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 06:05 PM | #17 |   | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum 
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			This time you guys need to screenshot. Do it again    |   |   |   |      |  09-04-2012, 09:29 PM | #18 |   | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001 
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			I want the 10 seconds of my life wasted on this thread back.
		 
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					Originally Posted by shenmecar  I want the 10 seconds of my life wasted on this thread back. |  or the other 10 that it took for you to tell everyone how much this thread wasted your time?
		 |   |   |   |      |  09-05-2012, 01:10 AM | #20 |   | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie 
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					Originally Posted by radioman66  or the other 10 that it took for you to tell everyone how much this thread wasted your time? |  and the other 2 seconds he read your post?    
also, next time screenshot the ad before it gets flagged so you guys can post it
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			itll stay on chat. too many haters.
		 
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					Originally Posted by jasonturbo  Too bad it isn't about flipping cars to lose money, I'm really good at that. |   Quote:   | 
					Originally Posted by SkunkWorks  This wouldn't happen if you didn't drive a peasant car like an Audi...  |   Quote:   | [14-05, 14:59] FastAnna 	You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch [15-05, 10:35]	FastAnna Yeah I was dreaming of those big titties in that tiny bra
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					Originally Posted by westopher  I'd probably blow someone for that 911 |  |   |   |   |      |  09-05-2012, 01:27 PM | #22 |   | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right! 
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			Is this someone on here? 08 Civic Si 
240hp with bolt ons     |   |   |   |      |  09-05-2012, 05:48 PM | #23 |   | HELP ME PLS!!! 
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					Originally Posted by bluejays  Is this someone on here? 08 Civic Si 
240hp with bolt ons    |  And not to mention the paint looks like shit
		 |   |   |   |      |  09-05-2012, 07:41 PM | #24 |   | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?" 
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			This has to be someone on here:2002 CIVIC 100K
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