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Old 09-04-2012, 11:49 AM   #1
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Put your car on CL for an absurd price

So, we were bored on chat, and this is what I came up with to kill 20 minutes.

Obviously this is for trolling and entertaining emails, and not for posting your CL ad. If any links posted, CL or non CL, aren't allowed, MODS please delete them.

After making the ad, this is actually pretty cool to get to know other members cars, outside of the RS journals.

I'm starting with a legit ad for now, eventually it will be quite trollful.

From chat,

2013 Hyundai Genesis coupe 2.0T R-Spec SUPER RARE

led to

2013 Genesis coupe 2.0T R-Spec------BEWARE OF SCAMMER

then

2004 Acura TSX w/ MODS!!!!!

and

2003 Honda Accord Coupe V6 - new transmission!
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Old 09-04-2012, 11:51 AM   #2
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Thanks for not editing it for maximum

BTW, I already got an email, thanking me for the heads up.
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad


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Old 09-04-2012, 11:57 AM   #3
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He kept saying something about "Oppan Gangnam Style" while dancing around like a fairy, everytime he talked about the car.
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:12 PM   #4
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:14 PM   #5
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MY AD WORKED!!!!!!


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Originally posted by v.b.
can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad


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Old 09-04-2012, 12:16 PM   #6
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flagged and removed... POST HEADS UP email!
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:20 PM   #7
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:23 PM   #8
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WTF? All your ads are down?

RELIST!!!
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:30 PM   #9
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Lol, I can see some idiot giving an offer you can't refuse if they don't know their cars + haven't done any research. Maybe I'll post my minivan for 50k
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:31 PM   #10
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Wait, so I don't get the point of this...
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Old 09-04-2012, 02:37 PM   #11
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Just chat trolls being trolls.



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Old 09-04-2012, 03:26 PM   #12
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all got flagged.. even tho hoose's seemed legit, i think it was someone on rs
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Old 09-04-2012, 03:31 PM   #13
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Aww I didn't get to see the listings
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Old 09-04-2012, 03:33 PM   #14
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Aww I didn't get to see the listings
Don't worry. They weren't as funny as the face suggests.
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Old 09-04-2012, 05:32 PM   #15
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who's the jerk that ruined it?

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Old 09-04-2012, 06:01 PM   #16
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did anyone have a screenshot by any chance? I wanted to see lol
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Old 09-04-2012, 06:05 PM   #17
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This time you guys need to screenshot. Do it again
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:29 PM   #18
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I want the 10 seconds of my life wasted on this thread back.
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I want the 10 seconds of my life wasted on this thread back.
or the other 10 that it took for you to tell everyone how much this thread wasted your time?
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Old 09-05-2012, 01:10 AM   #20
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or the other 10 that it took for you to tell everyone how much this thread wasted your time?
and the other 2 seconds he read your post?

also, next time screenshot the ad before it gets flagged so you guys can post it
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Old 09-05-2012, 01:23 AM   #21
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itll stay on chat. too many haters.
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Is this someone on here? 08 Civic Si

240hp with bolt ons
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:48 PM   #23
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And not to mention the paint looks like shit
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:41 PM   #24
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This has to be someone on here:

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Old 09-05-2012, 07:45 PM   #25
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Theft recovery? Who would want to steal that..
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