Chuck Norris's Dire Warning
 

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1000 years of darkness if Obama gets reelected? I had no idea Chuck Norris was so retarded.

If voting actually made any difference, they'd make it illegal.
-Unknown Wise Person

The political & economic system in the US is so corrupt and broken that I don't think anyone/group can change where it's headed (not even Ron Paul). The Titanic has already hit the iceberg and all the politicians are doing is rearranging the deck chairs.

Chuck mad.

I guess this proves no one can beat Chuck Norris except Obama :troll:

i didnt know chuck norris sounded like such a bitch

The wife sound like something from tinywatchproductions.

Yup, Chuck Norris is actually such a tool.

A million :| faces at the same time when I watched that video.

On the bright side Ted Nugent will be dead or in jail if Obama wins.

Ted Nugent Declares 'I Will Either Be Dead or in Jail' if Obama Is Re-elected - Speakeasy - WSJ

The conversation in the Norris household about 10 minutes before that was shot.

"Hey! I haven't made a shit movie in about 20 years, lets say you and me go stand in the garage and ignite our jesus friends with a little fire and brimstone talk."

"I'll get the camcorder out of the bedroom!"

And that film was made.

milf

Bruce Lee dead..

This terrible person still alive..

So yet again, obama doesn't have the support of senile, old, retarded christian celebrities.

politics/elections and brother/sister/anything-family do not fit in the same statement. ever.

i thought the same thing about neil armstrong and snooki's spawn last week.
http://files.sharenator.com/1_I_Dont...295658-580.jpg

so it looks like Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris are both senile old coots now, sad



and in case some of you have been under a rock and are wondering "what do you mean clint eastwood is senile?"

for your pleasure

Typical Texan and republican with their conservative ways. Ironic how he would mention 1000 years of darkness.

Bill Nye needs to bring the facts to them about the 1000 years of darkness

The weird thing is that he doesn't actually say anything. There's no supporting evidence and it's just literally a crazy fear-inducing rant. Same with Clint.

Oh! And shocking to see a nutjob conservative calling up Reagan, the instant "go to" for poster boy republican.

Just skip right over Bush 1 and Bush 2 guys...its cool, we ALL forgot that Daddy was an idiot, and his son made him look intelligent.

he is a huge republican and conservative christian. when obama was running for president norris was THE biggest endorser and almost campaign manager of mike huckabee, the republican christian preacher or priest or whatever that didnt believe in evolution (prolly like chuck norris)

He sounds like Randy, Stan's dad on South Park

are those white hoods hangin in the background

:lawl:, all of a sudden, Chuck Norris is no longer pushing the Earth down.
He's just going normal push ups like the rest of us.

Not even Bruce Lee can defeat chuch norris.