Eating Sushi, Y U NO EAT RIGHT Heard the writer of this article on CFOX explaining his article on eating sushi. It was fucking hilarious So i'm gonna share it. Don't TL;DR this because he hits it spot on Tetsuro Shigematsu: Eating Sushi? You Are Doing it Wrong Quote:
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He's right about the soy sauce part but wrong about the rubbing of chopsticks. There are so many sushi places in Vancouver that use the cheap ass shit type that have splinters everywhere once broken apart. |
I prefer Yamasa over Kikkoman. Definitely not Kimlan. Not for sushi, at least. None of the soy sauces are from Japan these days, anyway. Like cars, the ones we get are made in NA. As for the splinter thing, if there were any, it ain't going to reach your lips because it's at the other end. Speaking of which, I find it more disturbing watching people use the eating end of chopstick to pick up food from a serving/sharing plate. Flip the chopstick over, instead. Also sucking or biting the chopstick - kids do that, adults shoudn't. Finally, who gives a rats ass......... just enjoy the freaking meal. Unless it's a hot chick, you don't look/watch/stare at others eating. |
People can use as much soy sauce as they want, it's all a matter of taste. Some people like it more than others. Retarded writing style too :rukidding: |
chopsticks :fuckthatshit: use your hand |
I love frozen sashimi. Poke holes in it to get soy sauce to stick to it, LOL. I wish we could get fresh wasabi around here (readily available and at a decent price). Once in a while, for a change, I use hot mustard or freshly grated ginger instead of wasabi. I also love marinated sashimi. Gee, is that too much soy sauce? LOLOLOL. |
Interesting article. But I think it was trying too hard to be funny while at it. Felt a bit long-winded to get to the point. Meh, I like doing woodwork, and it peeves the hell out of me when there's splinters on chopsticks. I like my chopsticks "sanded down" smooth, even the connected ends. In fact, I enjoy grinding the two chopsticks together while I have nothing better to do when waiting for my meal to arrive to the table. And it's not even about splinters, it's about eating loose bits of wood that can possibly get stuck in your food or just simply fall off in your mouth. I know, not a big deal. No one's going to die from swallowing a little splinter of wood, but why not shave it off prior to eating... just because you can. What's annoying is when the chopsticks are so poorly made that after splitting them, you get one stick with a big bulge at the top, and the other one's sharpened like a spear. And I swear it's not because of my lack of "chopstick-splitting" skills. Also, Sushi is pretty dry in general. I would think you're SUPPOSED to and EXPECTED to eat it with some soy sauce. |
reading this actually pissed me off. its like the author is trying SO HARD to be funny, but turned out not funny at all (my opinion). seems to me like a guy that ran out of things to write, and tried to make a daily rant funny, but failed. :\ |
lol at people who get mad at people eating food, diff strokes for diff folks |
saw this while over in japan. kinda funny if you actually know the proper way to eat sushi and proper way to act in a sushi restaurant edit: i should clarify this is by a comedy group making fun of their own culture and you really only need to follow certain"rules" while in japan |
yeah, heard him on CFOX, hes a pretty funny guy |
I stopped reading at "California roll". Any article that talks about eating sushi right and makes mention of California rolls can't possible be worth reading. |
He also missed one point that is often overlooked by diners... For Nigiri, you are supposed to eat the entire piece in one bite. Of course this doesn't work for the low budget gigantic Samurai/Banzai sushi type joints, but when you're at a decent sushi place, it should be taken in all in one bite. Also, if you have to use Wasabi/Soy Sauce, it's frowned upon to make the 'Soy/Wasabi Slurry Soup' |
author sounds like one of those try-hard wannabe-funny faggot melvin-looking kids and seriously does it matter how you eat food, no matter what it's gonna be in ur stomach :fuckthatshit: |
What's wrong with the slurry "soup"? It's efficient. Speaking of soy/wasabi, I always see people pour a dish/tray of soy sauce, Then they put in their clump of wasabi. Then start to stab and mix at the clumps which never go away. What people should do is put the wasabi in first, Pour in just a little bit of soy sauce and mix the wasabi/soy, Once it's an even brown pasty mix, Then pour in more soy sauce to fill your dish/tray. |
There's nothing wrong with the "soup". I used to think so based on what I had read (although I did it anyway) but as soon as I went to Japan I saw all the locals doing it.. so then I realized that people writing these shitty articles are just smart asses trying to look smart. But really they are just clueless so we can go back to ignoring them :) |
Anyone else want to punch the author right on the chin?? Reminds me of the lady saying guys suck in vancouver. Just FUCK OFF....... not funny |
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Im gonna eat sushi the way I like to eat sushi. |
I heard this guy on cfox. Didnt hear him talk about this article, but when I read this article, I had a feeling he was behind it. He tries too hard to be funny. He sounded on the show like he wants to be the Asian chris rock. He said a bunch of wtf jokes. Even went as far as saying japanese are far superior than Chinese. The guys a cock. |
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If that's the case, then by nature, California Rolls are already doing it wrong...so none of the bullshit he talks about applies. I mean, the reason behind limiting soy sauce is to let the fish speak for itself but when you're eating imitation crab and mayo...then why on earth would how much soy sauce you're using matter? Just a stupid article. Completely useless. If it was written as a joke, then it isn't funny enough. If it isn't a joke, then that's just sad because the things I wouldn't do in Japan I wouldn't even think twice about here even in the fanciest Japanese restaurant...because no one would give two shits here about all the ridiculous things Japanese people consider rude. |
Oh my god LiquidTurbo, that looks like orgasms upon orgasms :sweetjesus: |
best sushi is "sushi in the raw" :troll: |
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