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Old 09-25-2012, 10:38 PM   #1
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Squatty Potty-Toilet Stool: squatting for proper toilet posture

Apparently I've been doing this wrong my whole life? lol fuck. Or maybe this is just a money grab?..

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Old 09-25-2012, 11:07 PM   #2
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I been doing this for a few years now, totally forgot where I read it but I was heavy into discovery and national geographic mags and shows back then, probably from one of them...
but I either just mimic a squat best I can when by leaning and hunching over when on the toilet bowl, or I put one leg up on my garbage bin.... either way my digestive game is fckin clockwork....

Human body will respond well if you treat it right.... I used to feel tired and get sick all the time, but combined with a few minor changes I've done over the last few years, like proper sleep, washing hands almost obsessively and this squatting thing on the toilet, and a few others, I gotta say I'm feeling a lot better and it shows too, I have now not been sick in 3 fucking years believe it or not, only allergies that's it!
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I actually read about this in last month's or the month before in Men's Fitness I think. Been mimicking the position ever since whenever I shit lol.
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:22 AM   #6
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:28 AM   #7
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...so the mainlanders had it right!

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I heard about it once before but was too young to care. Something about this fabled 'rectal flooring'.. Will attempt to pop squats more often haha
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:35 AM   #9
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just tried taking a shit propping my legs up on a stool.

FUCK THAT FUCKING SHIT.

think weight transfer, you get all that extra weight spreading your ass open, and its very uncomfortable. this squat stool is an asshole stretcher.


however, if I were to squat on the toilet seat, or onto grass, im sure it would be more or less the same.
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actually makes wiping easier when you're in that squat position than the conventional seating position. wiping while sitting is actually harder than wiping standing up, can't believe people actually wipe sitting down.
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:52 AM   #11
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actually makes wiping easier when you're in that squat position than the conventional seating position. wiping while sitting is actually harder than wiping standing up, can't believe people actually wipe sitting down.


lean forward to wipe ass.

was it that difficult?
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I always take a piss when I poop...squatting would just make a big pee mess everywhere..
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Leaning forward, playing games on my cell phone/texting = close enough.
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everytime someone mentions squatting on the toilet i think of chinese martial arts...horse stance

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So thats why people do the nammer squat!
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They should of least had the guy playing on his cell while taking a shit.
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Proven: shits are actually faster if you squat on the toilet.

Could always just bring a little stepstool into the bathroom as well
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i was just thinking about this the other day.
cuz i personally really like using squat toilet.
when we renovated our house in china, every bathroom had a toilet, a squat toilet, and urinal. i was thinking of importing one and have it installed in my bathroom here in canada.

looks like this btw
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i was just thinking about this the other day.
cuz i personally really like using squat toilet.
when we renovated our house in china, every bathroom had a toilet, a squat toilet, and urinal. i was thinking of importing one and have it installed in my bathroom here in canada.

looks like this btw
Could use that toilet if studies ring true...

I wonder if it's actually scientifically PROVEN to cause all those diseases though?
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