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German Liquor to be Poured over Models' Breast

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Just call it a Hooters shooter.

A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model — with her approval, of course.

The brand sells rum, whisky and vodka, necessary for making a truly dirty martini.

For 139 euros (around $180 plus shipping), says the firm, you will find “its unbelievably versatile flavors range from roasted almonds, dried fruit, and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon. Its finish is harmonic, well-balanced, spicy and long-lasting.”

The company claims that the stock is limited to a mere 5000 bottles and comes with a certificate, including the original signature of the model and the bottle number, which proves that “every single drop” touched the model’s flesh.

For a somewhat thriftier option, ($165) customers can purchase the rum, which lacks the flavor characteristics of having touched a Playmate.

“After storing it in ex-bourbon casks for 10 years and 1 year in barrels of French oak, it was poured over Amina's breasts, which lends it a unique erotic character,” according to the company website.

All bottles come with nude photos of the models in mid-dousing, of course.

The company swears that its product is legit and that it is a stickler for health standards.

“We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process; furthermore, medical personnel are present to check it,” the company's two founders insist in the site’s Q and A.

G-Spirit's founders, who've chosen to keep their names off their website.

The founders, who say that they are former bartenders, agree that it's worth it to pay such a steep price -- after all it's as close as some will ever get to a model's body.

"It's not just the taste which makes you enjoy a drink fully. Good flavour is the basis, the conveying feeling, the highlight," they say in their mission statement. "However, for us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman."

Read more: Alcohol company G-Spirits says

MG1 probably has a few dozen on pre-order :considered:

:drunk::drunk::drunk:

make it sound like they're selling a model's old bath water :lawl:

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Originally Posted by AAnthony (Post 8046883)

Wow, way to bash your target market ... geniuses

So she opens each individual bottle, pours this expensive vodka on her boobs, then the vodka rolls down her body off her feet into a sink drain. Probably accumulates in a container, and is then poured back into the bottle? Seems so inefficient, no wonder they're overcharging you.

The smart way to do it would be getting her to jump into a big pool of vodka.

Ever get vodka on a cut?
Imagine it on a cunt :lawl:

Shit would burrrrn

I wish I would of thought of that idea

Have sudden urge to pour alcohol over breasts... No. 5 RS mini meet? :fullofwin:

heard about this on fox this morning, $170/bottle is a joke

Incoming rash of hip hop videos promoting this shit

dr dre is going to feature it... then he will have his name on a bottle, and it will sell out.

Limited Edition...

I don't know how I feel about this though... it's interesting.. and makers are just trying to cash in, nothing wrong with that. Making it limited series = GENIUS.

only if it comes with a naked pic of the model than yea.

Then you can show your buddies, yo this liq been on her tits.

edit: "All bottles come with nude photos of the models in mid-dousing"

there just playboy models.....

not like kate upton :'(

You know what I can get for a $30 bottle of Bacardi?

An actual girl naked, in my home.

Getting her to pour the second half of the bottle over her tits would be easier than the first half.

I have a feeling 99.9% of them poured over a fat greasy guy in the winery **shivering**

Were is the DIY kit?

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Originally Posted by nabs (Post 8046967)

dr dre is going to feature it... then he will have his name on a bottle, and it will sell out.

Spoiler!

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Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 8046997)

I have a feeling 99.9% of them poured over a fat greasy guy in the winery **shivering**

that was the first thing that came to mind but in another article apparently it'll come with a letter of authenticity...whatever the fuck that means in this case.

haha I prefer shitty wine and let me pour over some local hotties, then I drink down there. I will pay double that price.

for the same price i'd prefer a glass of water and sticking my penis in the model instead

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Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 8047016)

Spoiler!

that was the first thing that came to mind but in another article apparently it'll come with a letter of authenticity...whatever the fuck that means in this case.

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i dun even drink but im willing to get a few :fappery:

Can I order this at the club

Who's going to get a boner while drinking this stuff
?!
Cuz shieett I ain't hah
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Reminds me of this....

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Originally Posted by Durrann (Post 8047208)

Who's going to get a boner while drinking this stuff
?!
Cuz shieett I ain't hah
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what if it's was steph's