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that's true...and his business cards are sponges that expand by adding water
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Isn't the expiry date a means for the food producer to cover their ass legally should a customer be harmed consuming their product beyond a certain date. Foods can last far beyond that date. This morning I used milk on my cereal that expired 2 days ago but it smells and tastes fine.

It's a best before date. It's doesn't mean the food goes bad the day after the date.

Lol, what kind of egg rolls? The snack aisle ones or actual egg rolls with filling from hot food? You might get sick if it's real egg rolls that have filling. But I'm assuming it's just snack ones, which probably just taste stale.

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Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 8104218)

Can you, um, well shit this is just fucking awkward.

I'm just going to say it.

Man up on this.

Alright. Here goes.

You ready?

Ok.

Dude, um, a couple of us were talking..like, mostly them but a little me. It was lowside really. They just think I might be a better face for this...you know, to relate to. I guess I'm compassionate.

Fuck...yes. I know. Get on with it.

Well, its, this post is kinda lame. So me, and a couple of the others were thinking that Harvey Specter, well, he's really cool. The show is awesome...Go Suits! New season starting in January...anyway, Harvey is like really awesome. Maybe you could like change your name to like, a less liked lawyer? Maybe?

We brainstormed a few suggestions. No particular order.

1. Anyone from LA Law, because I think we can all agree that this particular show did not age well.

2. I don't know his name, but Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer. Cause, you know, the whole cannibalism thing was a bit of a drag. He kinda defended it.

3. Not any old member of the Simpson team, because that Johnny Cochrane guy was pretty damned cool..."if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"...fucking priceless..anyway, I was thinking the Kardashian guy, because well...his daughters are like an entertainment plague.

4. Gloria Allred. I think we can all agree that she's kind of a celebrity/ambulance chaser.

5. Finally...just throwing this out there...work with, kind of own it...but Ally McBeal.

Anyway...this is kind of where we are at.

Dude, I'm sorry.

:troll:

do you do nothing but post long paragraphs all day on revscene?

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Originally Posted by Meowjin (Post 8104271)

do you do nothing but post long paragraphs all day on revscene?

Work is slow in December.

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Originally Posted by Meowjin (Post 8104271)

do you do nothing but post long paragraphs all day on revscene?

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Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 8104274)

Work is slow in December.

Oh, the irony.

Meowjin.
Total Posts: 12,456
Posts Per Day: 5.07

Gridlock.
Total Posts: 2,481
Posts Per Day: 0.75

^^With 3 less years. Just sayin'.

I was trying to be funny and tell a joke. I thought it would be funnier than copy/pasting a stupid meme from reddit.

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This ain't misc pal.. go back there and post this

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Originally Posted by rsx (Post 8104098)

Seems like OP just got LITT UP

you can't light up a troll, n00b

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Originally Posted by jayare604 (Post 8104345)

you can't light up a troll, n00b

not sure if reference was got

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Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 8104342)

I thought it would be funnier than copy/pasting a stupid meme from reddit.

:okay:

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Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 8104382)

not sure if reference was got

trolls don't shit

it's not in their nature

I'd suck it up. Seriously, how much does a box of eggrolls cost?

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Originally Posted by rsx (Post 8104098)

Seems like OP just got LITT UP

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Originally Posted by jayare604 (Post 8104345)

you can't light up a troll, n00b

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Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 8104382)

not sure if reference was got

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Originally Posted by jayare604 (Post 8104414)

trolls don't shit

it's not in their nature

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Its sad that so many people think as soon as something has reached its "best before date" its suddenly no good. Its called a best before date for a reason and not a rotten after date.