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H.Specter 12-11-2012 01:32 AM

You're sold an expired box of eggrolls, what do you do?
 
Purchased box of Eggrolls from Pricemart at Ackroyd Plaza, Richmond.

You opened and ate half the bin.

Noticed the expiry date is Sept 15 2012.

You still have the receipt for purchase date Dec 10 2012.


Wat do?

(pics tomorrow)

boatcaptain 12-11-2012 01:35 AM

finish the other half. dont waste the food
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Sky_High 12-11-2012 01:36 AM

:seriously: Seriously? This is a thread?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1240934151

Meowjin 12-11-2012 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sky_High (Post 8104095)
:seriously: Seriously? This is a thread?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1240934151

he has some pretty dumb posts in the fitness forum too

rsx 12-11-2012 01:42 AM

Seems like OP just got LITT UP

Akinari 12-11-2012 02:07 AM

http://kissthecookonline.com/wp-cont...ed_blender.jpg

asian_XL 12-11-2012 03:00 AM

Put them up your ass then fart

(pic tomorrow?)

Matlock 12-11-2012 04:13 AM

Those things don't go bad.

Reminds me of when I went to China to see some sort of medicine product shows in between tours, they said that the expiry dates were just for "white people." Maybe those are, too.

rk604 12-11-2012 04:35 AM

if it taste good then you are good to go!

parm104 12-11-2012 05:01 AM

I find it ironic that you chose the title yourself after Harvey Spectre but ask so many stupid questions...

If this is a true scenario, I would imagine that there would be a possibility that they mislabeled it as "September" instead of "December."

Products like eggrolls (not sure if frozen), but if they're not, they don't stay on the shelf in large quantities and are usually packaged the same week they put them out.

http://thebeardedidealist.com/wp-con...WouldYouDo.jpg

FerrariEnzo 12-11-2012 06:28 AM

how do you feel after eating that first half... if your ok, then finish the rest quickly...

it wont kill you.. the worst case, is it makes you go to the toilet...

murd0c 12-11-2012 07:17 AM

Go to hospital and get stomach pumped because you might die now :)

iKayChow 12-11-2012 07:27 AM

if they were frozen when you got them, in reality they are good for another 3 months beyond expiration.

punkwax 12-11-2012 07:32 AM

I know what I wouldn't do.. create a thread about it. :derp:

Doubl3_H 12-11-2012 07:35 AM

you're Harvey Specter, take them to court of course:derp:

melloman 12-11-2012 07:36 AM

Agree with murd0c..

Call 9-1-1 and rush to emergency. You need your stomach pumped or cut open and get that shit extracted.

Spoiler!

jepho 12-11-2012 08:09 AM

Why does this have a thread of its own....better yet does it even need a post at all. It seems like the world is turning into a dumber and dumber place.
Eat the rest or take them back, and shut the hell up!

Need us to spoon feed you too?

lowside67 12-11-2012 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H.Specter (Post 8104092)
You're sold an expired box of eggrolls, what do you do?

Fail H.Specter for starting such a dumb thread and carry on with my day...

Mark

twitchyzero 12-11-2012 09:06 AM

Harvey Specter, JD

wardrobe full of $2K suits

cannot afford expired eggrolls.

snails 12-11-2012 09:12 AM

i think after your mother finishes wiping you ass you should ask her to throw them out, cut your losses and check expiry dates next time maybe

Gridlock 12-11-2012 09:12 AM

Can you, um, well shit this is just fucking awkward.

I'm just going to say it.

Man up on this.

Alright. Here goes.

You ready?

Ok.

Dude, um, a couple of us were talking..like, mostly them but a little me. It was lowside really. They just think I might be a better face for this...you know, to relate to. I guess I'm compassionate.

Fuck...yes. I know. Get on with it.

Well, its, this post is kinda lame. So me, and a couple of the others were thinking that Harvey Specter, well, he's really cool. The show is awesome...Go Suits! New season starting in January...anyway, Harvey is like really awesome. Maybe you could like change your name to like, a less liked lawyer? Maybe?

We brainstormed a few suggestions. No particular order.

1. Anyone from LA Law, because I think we can all agree that this particular show did not age well.

2. I don't know his name, but Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer. Cause, you know, the whole cannibalism thing was a bit of a drag. He kinda defended it.

3. Not any old member of the Simpson team, because that Johnny Cochrane guy was pretty damned cool..."if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"...fucking priceless..anyway, I was thinking the Kardashian guy, because well...his daughters are like an entertainment plague.

4. Gloria Allred. I think we can all agree that she's kind of a celebrity/ambulance chaser.

5. Finally...just throwing this out there...work with, kind of own it...but Ally McBeal.

Anyway...this is kind of where we are at.

Dude, I'm sorry.







:troll:

AW607 12-11-2012 09:26 AM

if only you bought them the day they expired.. then this would be somewhat related

http://www.justmegawatt.com/comics/a...s/expiring.jpg

If it is frozen you should be fine.. and you already ate it anyways, there's no way you can return it. Check the expiry date next time before you buy it probably :derp:

GLOW 12-11-2012 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 8104218)
Spoiler!

how about lionel hutz?
http://www.iphoneworld.ca/wp-content...utz-iphone.gif

Gridlock 12-11-2012 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GLOW (Post 8104239)

I was thinking about Hutz. But its Phil Hartman, and he's fucking cool.

I mean, its the case of expired egg rolls. I wouldn't hand that over to a lawyer that works in a mall.

sonick 12-11-2012 10:09 AM

Works on contingency?
No, money down!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu...i6pjo1_500.jpg


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