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punkwax 09-03-2014 06:34 PM

1988 BLACK 5.0 mustang supercharged

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This is the real deal BALLS TO THE WALLS FULLY DONE OUT BLACK NOTCHBACK VORTEC SUPERCHARGED street legal !! Doesn't get any better than this. A must see, major compliments ALL day long, even had a lady cop pull me over just to say "WOW"! Whenever I Start this bad boy machine, all you get is people smiling & kissing a$s, and chix getting wet when they see and hear this fcker.

multicartual 09-03-2014 07:24 PM

Mmmm I want that 302+T5

CCA-Dave 09-04-2014 01:00 PM

Based on the ad, I'm convinced he's one of the mustangs at the thursday night meets...

Shark Tank 09-16-2014 11:21 AM

Kevin Spacey's Breath in a Jar

aalex 09-16-2014 12:19 PM

:failed:
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Originally Posted by Shark Tank (Post 8529939)


yray 09-16-2014 12:55 PM

1993 Honda Civic Sel dol

Not really a fail but dat video :lol


m3thods 09-16-2014 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by yray (Post 8529979)
1993 Honda Civic Sel dol

Not really a fail but dat video :lol

1993 Honda del sol - YouTube

God everything about that ad and video right from the get go (title) is just brilliant. Thanks for posting this it really made my day :toot:

murd0c 09-16-2014 02:07 PM

Mercedes G Class RV Motorhome 4x4 g wagon g 500

fliptuner 09-16-2014 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by yray (Post 8529979)
1993 Honda Civic Sel dol

Not really a fail but dat video :lol

1993 Honda del sol - YouTube

@ 2:22 lol

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Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 8530013)

Did I miss a huge sale on lights? lol
He makes the dining table look like a stripper pole for midgets.

Spoiler!

bumsuck 09-16-2014 02:28 PM

Not local, but fail worthy.

1999 Ford Mustang Coupe (2 door) | cars & trucks | Red Deer | Kijiji

Gumby 09-16-2014 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by yray (Post 8529979)
1993 Honda Civic Sel dol

Not really a fail but dat video :lol

1993 Honda del sol - YouTube

At 2:30 the seller says you could fit 4 passengers in a del Sol. :lol

IMASA 09-17-2014 09:08 AM

2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER

2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER
Asking price 15,000 or BEST OFFER -One owner, PAID $44,000 NEW.
14,946 KMS

Price is like $10k too high. I don't care that it's got low kms. It's an automatic....

JaeF 09-17-2014 10:07 PM

WTB iPhone 6 Plus 64GB Gold Unlocked

"Not looking to pay an overpriced amount for it, just the full retail price you would pay at the Apple store."

Dream on :lawl:

underscore 09-17-2014 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ICE BOY (Post 8530016)
He makes the dining table look like a stripper pole for midgets.

Why are you assuming that wasn't his intention?

SumAznGuy 09-19-2014 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by IMASA (Post 8530362)
2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER

2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER
Asking price 15,000 or BEST OFFER -One owner, PAID $44,000 NEW.
14,946 KMS

Price is like $10k too high. I don't care that it's got low kms. It's an automatic....

Even worse.

$18,500.
MX5 Miata

sonick 09-19-2014 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by IMASA (Post 8530362)
2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER

2000 MAZDA MIATA, MX5 FACTORY ORDER
Asking price 15,000 or BEST OFFER -One owner, PAID $44,000 NEW.
14,946 KMS

Price is like $10k too high. I don't care that it's got low kms. It's an automatic....

This has been up for awhile now, at least a month or two. I remembered it from this thread because it was a lady seller and an automatic. :heckno:

Tr1ll 10-04-2014 09:21 PM

Honda Accord - nice little car! - $16500 (Kerrisdale )

Wut $16500 :suspicious:

*edit* Caught his mistake and changed his ad

zilley 10-04-2014 09:27 PM

BOSS GOLD Escalade ur buddies will think ur ballr! Buddy buy this whip

Gucci Mane 10-04-2014 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by zilley (Post 8538673)

this is honestly pathetic. i know its fake and some lame no life asshole made this to poke fun. its been flagged.

Klondike 10-05-2014 12:16 AM

http://i.imgur.com/l7WY2GG.jpg

fliptuner 10-12-2014 08:43 AM

Dude... we found your car!! Victoria City, Victoria

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We weren't looking for a smashed up Thunderbird when we went for a leisurely drive to Bear Creek today, but lucky for you we found it!! At first we were worried about how we could return it to its rightful owner, but then we found some insurance papers with your name on them. I'm not good at tracking people down, so I passed the info on to the Sooke RCMP (I hear they're good at that sort of thing). It'll probably be super easy for them to find you too since your Facebook profile has multiple pictures of you with the car. Thanks for the added comment about "bringing it up to the woods to give it a redneck funeral"... That makes it easier to identify you as the rightful owner. So... You should be contacted shortly on how to get your car back. No need to thank me. Just being a good citizen. ;)
https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/u...670287_614.jpg
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dashosh 10-14-2014 10:34 AM

LOL:agree:

sonick 10-14-2014 04:16 PM

Audi 90 quattro AWD all wheel drive ** MANUAL ** NO ACCIDENTS

My friend has on good authority that this car was sold at auction for $300 this past weekend.

Mentions "Quattro" "AWD" and "All Wheel Drive" repatedly, yet one mention of "Front-wheel drive" :facepalm:

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1988 Audi 90 quattro all wheel drive up for sale. first person with the money here takes it, need it gone. Front wheel drive
5spd manual ,,
SUNROOF ,AC WORD HEATED SEATS
CUSTOM CD PLAYER WITH USB POD
no accidents not renuilt .
body have 210,000 kms & Motor only has 90,000KM. Starts great every time.
Has 17 inch Rims, aftermarket head unit, Momo racing steering & wheel, hydrualic suspension, custom exhaust (sounds nice) Audi signature undercoat spray to eliminate rust. There are a few issues as it being a 1988. Both driver side windows aren't working , need new motors . Also unfortunately there are no door locks. Just did a bunch of work on it including a new starter, water pump, timing belt, few accessory belts etc...

ae101 10-14-2014 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sonick (Post 8543460)
Audi 90 quattro AWD all wheel drive ** MANUAL ** NO ACCIDENTS

My friend has on good authority that this car was sold at auction for $300 this past weekend.

Mentions "Quattro" "AWD" and "All Wheel Drive" repatedly, yet one mention of "Front-wheel drive" :facepalm:

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Audi 90 quattro AWD all wheel drive ** MANUAL ** NO ACCIDENTS - $2900 (SURREY)

1988 Audi 90 quattro all wheel drive up for sale. first person with the money here takes it, need it gone. Front wheel drive
5spd manual ,,
SUNROOF ,AC WORD HEATED SEATS
CUSTOM CD PLAYER WITH USB POD
no accidents not renuilt .
body have 210,000 kms & Motor only has 90,000KM. Starts great every time.
Has 17 inch Rims, aftermarket head unit, Momo racing steering & wheel, hydrualic suspension, custom exhaust (sounds nice) Audi signature undercoat spray to eliminate rust. There are a few issues as it being a 1988. Both driver side windows aren't working , need new motors . Also unfortunately there are no door locks. Just did a bunch of work on it including a new starter, water pump, timing belt, few accessory belts etc...
i bet this car will stolen before it gets sold since it has no door locks :lawl:

CCA-Dave 10-15-2014 09:01 AM

Rear axle and rear muffler are FWD Audi 90. That's not a quattro.

Early B3 build, it will have the lethargic 130hp NG 5 cylinder engine, one-piece front struts and otherwise be in good shape. No door locks is likely a vacuum leak, presuming they don't work from the passenger door either. The window issues are likely broken wiring at the door hinge, the motors rarely fail.

Oh wait, fails thread not the good buys thread. I'll stop :P


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